cow Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 In response to the mailbag of hate, let me engage with the doubting Thomas. The position of Cow in the forefront of everything isn't in question it's " Derek" I can confirm I've sent him a PM and he's agreed to answer the questions you, the paupers raise. So ask Cow/ Derek or both anything. Every question will be answered. Cow/ Link to comment
cow Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 Ask away! Are you ok? First question me: Monkey thinks you live with me in Cockburnspath, where do you live? 1 Link to comment
cow Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 l'ton, w/lot next I don't understand/ Where in London do you life, how long have you seen abroad? 1 Link to comment
Derek Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 I don't understand/ Where in London do you life, how long have you seen abroad? I don't understand/ Where in London do you life, how long have you seen abroad? I dont live abroad, wedt lothian 1 Link to comment
Pudgie Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 How many bottles/cans/glasses of beer/cider/spirits have you drank tonight?To both Derek and Cow Link to comment
cow Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 I dont live abroad, wedt Lothian Do you mean WEST Lothian? Home of the boarded up window and Armani Jeans? Are you a Vain merchant, yet living in squallar min? 1 Link to comment
cow Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 How many bottles/cans/glasses of beer/cider/spirits have you drank tonight? To both Derek and Cow I've drunk 13 small bottles of lager. About 13 x 275 mls. It's shaped my evening but I feel at home with your kind words. Link to comment
Derek Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Do you mean WEST Lothian? Home of the boarded up window and Armani Jeans? Are you a Vain merchant, yet living in squallar min? i live 5 mins in the cr from AMERICAN GOLF which is right besoide a very good drivign range + Karolis' - a godd cafe which does a 10/10 breqkfast croissantg do tou have a good vieew of tge cows in your back garden cow? Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 To both Cow and Derek: are you bald or currently balding? Link to comment
Derek Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 To both Cow and Derek: are you bald or currently balding? nethrer, i nstill have a fine head of hair (dartk brown) gets cut onec every 4 weeks (angus ainsley - a gay man, but knows what he's doing and takes time to) I'd rate him as a 4.5* hairdresser 1 Link to comment
cow Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 To both Cow and Derek: are you bald or currently balding? Cow: I shave as It makes it look bigger. I can get 6 inch root to cord on a good day, and yes you are helping this reddy. 1 Link to comment
Derek Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 sorry, thought you wrere talking about head haire 1 Link to comment
cow Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 sorry, thought you wrere talking about head haire To quote OPUS "Hair is Hair, na, na ,na ,na ,na" I trust this clears things up. 1 Link to comment
Derek Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 To quote OPUS "Hair is Hair, na, na ,na ,na ,na" I trust this clears things up. did ytou give me the -1 for post #2? y/? 1 Link to comment
cow Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 did ytou give me the -1 for post #2? y/? Whyzerz? Are you a poof? You have my money work for me wank-chops. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 sorry, thought you wrere talking about head haireYou were correct in your assumption about my question Derek. Thank you for your response. Link to comment
cow Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 You were correct in your assumption about my question Derek. Thank you for your response. Please don't side with Derek because you won't agree to meet at the Travelodge shortbreak for Full penetration. Link to comment
Derek Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 i've had 2 bottles of md 2020 tonight, think thisn is enough drink or 1 nite. celebrating the 1st scotlanf win since 1998. i saw Cows penis whlst we showered after 5a side in edinburgh corn ecxchanecge. i'd imagine when stifff he's about 2.7 inches. Link to comment
Derek Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Please don't side with Derek because you won't agree to meet at the Travelodge shortbreak for Full penetration. and can you even cpount the icromicro-peniws as 'full peneytration'? {the answer is of coiurse : no] Link to comment
Derek Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 plus 4 cans of carling and 2X whiskey. <<<absolutely fuckin smashed Link to comment
cow Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 Ha. You are so Pissed! You pissed Derek, Pissed man! Lols. Reddy would pick me over you btw. Link to comment
Derek Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 who cares? thus is only rhe internet. you havwe never felt the love of a good string woman you are lacking in life. Link to comment
Derek Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 what is a string woman ? strOng woman. YOU have never been loved or even touched Link to comment
cow Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 strOng woman. YOU have never been loved or even touched I have a wife she is 8 year younger than me. Cashback!!! Link to comment
Derek Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 I have a wife she is 8 year younger than me. Cashback!!! you are 23 though?? Link to comment
cow Posted June 7, 2013 Author Share Posted June 7, 2013 You are taking over, as I knew you would (bit simple)! Please. This is for the people, adopt your roll and stop your attention grab. There was a reason I was hovered towards your work. It's not happening now!!! Link to comment
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