Nigella Lawson

[terenceandphilip]

What's going on wi' yon wifie? She has a habit of picking up old badly dressed husbands who happen to be stinking rich - but is Saatchi a luggage handler?

 

 

 

[terenceandphilip]

that's ok then, i'm all for play fighting. Especially in public in restaurants, you can't beat seeing a man grab his wife by the throat in a playful ploy.

[terenceandphilip]

here's her first husband, you can see the attraction.

 

 

[daytripping]

Think it's just a caution he got so it won't go any further.

[Tyrant]

In his defence he's not going to win the tables, ladders and chairs match by waiting for her to choke slam him through a table.

[chief_wiggum]

She's left him seemingly? She's welcome to come and live at Chateau Wiggum if she likes Guaranteed no strangling, and all she would have to do is make the odd Key Lime Pie and spread her arse cheeks every now and again

[daytripping]

I don't think she's left him, just left the house till things settle.

 

I'm pretty sure she could batter him if she wanted to, I wouldn't imagine she takes any prisoners and he's no spring chicken.

[terenceandphilip]

I'd imagine she's plotting her revenge and will banjo him soon enough.

[Bluto10]

why is she famous again?

 

 

oh thats right, shes from a posh family.

[chief_wiggum]

I don't think she's left him, just left the house till things settle.

 

I'm pretty sure she could batter him if she wanted to, I wouldn't imagine she takes any prisoners and he's no spring chicken.

 

Shoosh min yer spoiling my fantasy

[diamondsr4ever]

she has great norks and can cook...thats why shes famous..

[Huntlysheep]

W.Y.O.W.Y.N?

[360]

I reckon she likes to be abused.

 

I'd fuck her

[Karl Fletcher]

Like a steel drum.

[a don in oz]

W.Y.O.W.Y.N?

 

The most stupid WYOWYN of all time this one. Up yer game, Huntlysheep.

[tightbreeks]

nigella is awesome, she can fire round anytime and get in about the kitchen, then off for a breathy session.

[fatjim]

I would throttle her. She annoys the fuck out of me.

 

Her dad is a cunt too.

[dervish]

I couldn't honestly say I wouldn't choke her. Though can say it wouldn't be with my hands.

[Ke1t]

I'd insert my penis into her vagina, but I'd be doing her a favour, obviously.

[looksgoodinred]

if a man had put his hand on another man's throat in a restaurant like that, would someone not have intervened? would it have been seen as "playful"? are people just more hesitant to wade into a couple's business?

 

tweaking her nose afterward. what a prick.

[Bluto10]

some mink family nae cunt cares.

 

one over privileged toff with big tits ahbdys up in arms

[Ke1t]

if a man had put his hand on another man's throat in a restaurant like that, would someone not have intervened? would it have been seen as "playful"? are people just more hesitant to wade into a couple's business?

 

tweaking her nose afterward. what a prick.

If he's happy enough to grab her by the throat in public just imagine the kind of shit he does behind closed doors.

 

Wouldn't be surprised to discover she has bruises under her clothing.

 

Never could understand why someone will put up with an abusive partner, either physically or mentally.

 

You do that to a member of the Kelt family and you'll be waking up with a bag on your head and a wrench wrapped round your neck.

[dervish]

If he's happy enough to grab her by the throat in public just imagine the kind of shit he does behind closed doors.

 

Exactly what I was thinking. Much as I don't give a fuck about celebs, the baw bag deserves more than a slap on the wrists for this.

[King Street Loon]

You'll probably find that because he has wealth behind him and no doubt comes from a background of privilege, he thinks he can do what he wants when he wants to.

And that includes knocking the lovely Nigella around (allegedly).

His type think they can get away with murder, and some invariably do.

[Bluto10]

if she pissed me off id have no roblem givng her a good meat beating good andproper

[Tyrant]

if a man had put his hand on another man's throat in a restaurant like that, would someone not have intervened? would it have been seen as "playful"? are people just more hesitant to wade into a couple's business?

 

tweaking her nose afterward. what a prick.

 

Eh?

[looksgoodinred]

Eh?

 

it's demeaning. she's a grown woman, not a child. and makes it seem like what occurred previously was just in fun. which it clearly wasn't.

the guy's a prick.

[cow]

I like getting my nose tweaked. Each to their own min.

[The Hulk]

These two exorbitantly wealthy people live a life of privilege and have access to all the help and support they require if and when they need it. For every one of Charlie and Nigella, and one newspaper article doesn't even prove anything, there are 10000 ordinary abusive couples up and down the UK who don't have that privilege, nor an article in the Guardian, nor even a thread on AFC Chat. Is Nigella now the national symbol for domestic abuse? Of course, that's OK if it raises awareness, or at least that's what the celeb culture tells you to think.

[Ke1t]

Nigella's a smoking hot mature posh totty that I would certainly crack one off to if she were to ever release a sex tape of her being autoerotically asphyxiated while jamming, say, a peeled banana RIGHT up h.... pech pech pech... I'm interested in seeing pictures of her.

 

I'm not so interested in seeing pictures of Senga from Govan with another black eye, that's just how those people live.