Gus Poyet

[tup]

Must have taken a shite in the dressing room.

 

P45 live on telly for the filthy Uruguayan animal.

[ChutneyLove]

Little known fact that he is actually a woman. One of them transgender things like Ke1t's gym teacher.

[Bluto10]

Must have taken a shite in the dressing room.

 

P45 live on telly for the filthy Uruguayan animal.

 

you actually watching football min?

 

christ i never realised you actually liked football.

[tup]

The delay was to allow for DNA testing on the turfer.

[diamondsr4ever]

fits the scoop? was he sacked for saying he was going to leave?

[tup]

No it was for defecation in the Crystal palace dressing room.

[diamondsr4ever]

seriously?

[tup]

I'm just guessing but you dinna need to be to put 2 and 2 together.

[diamondsr4ever]

no 2 and no 2 together?

[ChutneyLove]

And since when was it a crime to take a shite in a dressing room? Somebody better tell the cleaners at Hazelheid pitches dressing room - quite often a rogue toldie knocking about there.

[OddJob]

Maybe he called all the fans a bunch of queers

[tup]

How long does it take to DNA test a lump of sharn?

[BrianFaePerth]

be fair tup, the expertise in that part of the world is on stabbing shit, not analysing it.

[tup]

Well he will struggle to get another job after this, what a thoroughly disgusting thing to do.

[Henry]

This is a cultural thing, it's common to do this is Uruguay.

 

© Roberto

[tup]

Well they have some strange customs in Uruguay, I won't be rushing to book a holiday there thats for fucking certain.

[BrianFaePerth]

Well they have some strange customs in Uruguay, I won't be rushing to book a holiday there thats for fucking certain.

[tup]

Taking a shit in your opponents dressing room is a pretty hardcore way of trying to put them off their game.

 

I'd rather get beat than resort to that.

[The Boofon]

Taking a shit in your opponents dressing room is a pretty hardcore way of trying to put them off their game.

I'd rather get beat than resort to that.

No. Smearing shit in the dressing room is hardcore. Simply taking a shit and nae flushing is fair game. My mate would shit in the away dressing room bogs every time we played at home just to stink them out a bit.

[tup]

It's quite childish and displays a lack of emotional maturity in the shitee.

[Ke1t]

Little known fact that he is actually a woman. One of them transgender things like Ke1t's gym teacher.

 

Fuck all transgender about my gym teacher, chum. Those titties were real and spectacular.

 

No transgender ladything has titties like Mrs Abercrombie.

 

...hopefully.

[tup]

He is not exactly enhancing his managerial credentials by lowering himself to low grade stunts like this.

 

I bet his family are disgusted with him.

[ChutneyLove]

He's still got a job with the Beeb though. Folk at Shepherd's Bush will be on the look-out for wandering turds. The Blue Peter studio is a nap for Gus curling one down and blaming the dog.

[tup]

Aye but I reckon the beeb and the head honchos at Brighton conspired to stitch him up live on the box.

 

I'd be ashamed to admit he was related to me if I were a Poyet.

[King Street Loon]

If he's still got a set of keys to the stadium, he should sneak in and write 'fuck you, you bunch of whiters' with his own shite on the dressing room wall.

 

That'll teach them.

[tup]

I reckon he's been defecating in opponents dressing rooms for ages, it was catching him that was the problem.

 

So hats off to Brighton for nailing the crude filth merchant.

[BrianFaePerth]

You going for some sort of record tup? You have said the same thing about 15 times in this thread now.

[King Street Loon]

Just so I can catch up.... what he do?

Well according to tup he defecated in the changing room.

[King Street Loon]

I never noticed...

It's been easy to miss, as tup has hardly mentioned it today.

[tup]

I'd disown him if he was my faither.