Geoff_Tipps Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Buying a pack of apples and realising the majority of the pack are bashed to fuck. Folk that decide to have a conversation in the middle of aisle when its busy. Folk that have no awareness of others. Anyone else have any gripes relating to your weekly trip to the supermarket? Link to comment
Redstar Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Geoff tipps in front of you at the check out buying his Dax Wax...he looks like a gay Adam Ant...and no amount of wax will ever change that Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Buying a pack of apples and realising the majority of the pack are bashed to fuck. Folk that decide to have a conversation in the middle of aisle when its busy. Folk that have no awareness of others. Anyone else have any gripes relating to your weekly trip to the supermarket?Cunts should be shot. Ignorant bastards. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Self-service tills. The work of the devil. Link to comment
Bad Worry Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Trolleys with one sticky wheel Link to comment
Moorie86 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 People who put their shopping on the belt and half it is scanned go fuck off cause they forgot something. Meaning their shopping piles up waiting get packed and you have spend even more time waiting get served yourself. Link to comment
dervish Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Self-service tills. The work of the devil. Oh aye. "Unidentified item in bagging area" just fucking scanned it and you went beep. It's not ET dropped through the roof to pump that melon I just put in there. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The equal opportunity policies run by some supermarkets over here just go way WAY too far. Sure, one or two special cases is fine. One here or there, bagging or stacking shelves, that's fine.... but when you end up with a store almost entirely staffed (and I mean that, almost entirely staffed to the point there's no 'adults' around) it's a disaster waiting to happen. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The elderly. Self service checkouts which still requires a bloody student or auld fuddy to put every item through because the scales are as accurate as a spastic doing the shotput with a cat. Asda. As a rule of thumb, 75% of things you came in to buy are either not available, of poor quality (fruit n veg) or they don't have the exact type you want. The fact that there are 800 disabled spaces and not a single disabled person ever going about. Link to comment
jassb Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 When you buy eggs, get them home, and discover they are all broken. Bastards. Link to comment
Huntlysheep Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The minkers that steal bits out of a pack & pit it back half empty. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Do none of you guys check your stuff before buying it? 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The bread in their sandwiches is not very nice.Sainsbury's do nice sandwiches. Link to comment
jassb Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Do none of you guys check your stuff before buying it?Nope. Like to live life on the edge. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 All of the above USED to annoy me, however I now do all my supermarket shopping on line and get it delivered (or at least the wife does). Cant remember last time I was in Sainsburys... Link to comment
dervish Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 "Would you like more bags?" asked when you've been packing everything then suddenly stop to leave it lying there as she scans it through. Funnily enough when you run out of bags. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 No, even worse is when you've got a massive pile of stuff and get asked in all seriousness, "Do you need bags?" Well fuck me with a rusty spoon! No! I think I'll juggle the lot on the way back home! 1 Link to comment
K-9 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Women who stand in queue for few minutes then slowly pack their shopping and put back in trolley and eventually when finished then decide to get their handbag and then try to find their purse in amongst the million things in their bag. After paying with card will pack card away slowly, slowly pack away purse into bag then have to do bag up properly before then fiddling about to get their car keys which they left in the bag, all the time the checkout staff waiting til the move totally before starting next customer. Get out of the fucking way you ignorant bitches!! Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 scrattish kids fitba teams drumming up some cash for their swindling fathers, who try to pack your shopping but somehow make a prize cunt of it. i'll give them money NOT to do it next time. wh smith offering you a kilo of chocolate when you buy some over priced fags or pop. the deli-counter can be a land of tutting, fuck sakes, and sighing as well. Link to comment
K-9 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 scrattish kids fitba teams drumming up some cash for their swindling fathers, who try to pack your shopping but somehow make a prize cunt of it. i'll give them money NOT to do it next time. wh smith offering you a kilo of chocolate when you buy some over priced fags or pop. the deli-counter can be a land of tutting, fuck sakes, and sighing as well.Never shop on Saturdays during day. Nor Sundays for that matter!! Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I've been to the 24hr asda at 3 in the morning! what a mental place, it's like a 24hr garage on the route home from the discos. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Self service are ace for a wee "discount". Put everything through as carrots - your bill will plummet. Any multiples you buy, just scan one. It's all the more enjoyable because there's a staff member standing watching you do it. They don't give a fuck. They're on minimum wage. What do they care that you've put your mushrooms through as carrots? They're just daydreaming about getting round the back for a lunchtime bifter. 1 Link to comment
360 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 All the suggestions so far could have easily been in the "Pet Hates" thread. Mods, please close this thread and move all the posts into the aforementioned thread. 360 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Their cheap socks leave lots of black fluff sticking to your feet, which then get stuck to your carpets. They dinna do much for the drains in the shower either Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Lassies with vest tops on in the summer in the freezer section can be annoying. I don't even have a freezer, fuck knows what I'm doing in that section. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Markies ones are better but I don't class them as a Supermarket I class them as a Super Super Market. i pictrured you as an farmfoods kinda guy mobby. or maybe aldi just after pay day. Link to comment
dave_min Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 The guy that says both "Hello" and "Goodbye" at the Self-Service bit at Tesco. Fuck off, eh? I walked past a line of empty tills to get to self-service because I didn't want any human interaction. Link to comment
dave_min Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 i pictrured you as an farmfoods kinda guy mobby. or maybe aldi just after pay day. The quality of produce in Aldi is better than Markies. You're a victim of marketing. Link to comment
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