Incapacitating Criminals

[Ke1t]

Rather than imprisoning people, or executing them, would it be a good idea to incapacitate criminals on a sliding scale?

 

Maybe for a burglary chop off a couple of fingers. Maybe for stealing a car chop off the accelerator foot.

 

Or maybe harvest organs from criminals.

 

Would a kidney be a fair price for a rape?

 

It would reduce the burden on the current prison system. A simple outpatient removal of fingers, toes, maybe a nose.

 

I reckon it would also act as a genuine method of making people rethink their criminal career. Walking around on one foot, with no fingers on your hands, and a hole where your nose used to be... you're going to be reticent to break into someone's house and steal their best china if you know your ears are gone next time you get caught.

 

Picking recidivists out of a line-up would be pretty easy too.

 

 

[tightbreeks]

incapacitating criminals, great band name!

 

prison is like a way an adult would scold a child, put him in a room till he learns to behave. bring back chain gangs and have them cleaning up the cities and towns. real shite work.

 

all the new programmes about titan super max jails in the usa give the impression that they are on a mission to lock up all the brothers and la raza!

[spamspamspam]

Rather than imprisoning people, or executing them, would it be a good idea to incapacitate criminals on a sliding scale?

 

Maybe for a burglary chop off a couple of fingers. Maybe for stealing a car chop off the accelerator foot.

 

Or maybe harvest organs from criminals.

 

Would a kidney be a fair price for a rape?

 

It would reduce the burden on the current prison system. A simple outpatient removal of fingers, toes, maybe a nose.

 

I reckon it would also act as a genuine method of making people rethink their criminal career. Walking around on one foot, with no fingers on your hands, and a hole where your nose used to be... you're going to be reticent to break into someone's house and steal their best china if you know your ears are gone next time you get caught.

 

Picking recidivists out of a line-up would be pretty easy too.

 

 

You been reading yer wifes koran again kelt?

 

 

[Ke1t]

You been reading yer wifes koran again kelt?

 

 

 

Curse you!

[chaos_defrost]

bring back chain gangs and have them cleaning up the cities and towns. real shite work.

 

They should do that with the idiot that spray painted the Marischal College. Make him clean it up in the middle of the day when everyone's walking about.

[tightbreeks]

too right.

 

and, instead of dishing out asbos, which are cool to have and shows how hard you are. they should be humiliated in front of everyone. make it a happy occasion, like a medieaval hanging.

[granite sheep]

Hell with it, the IRA had the right idea. Two rounds through the back of the knees.

[madjockmcferson]

I suppose if there is a miscarriage of justice we could just say sorry.

[Ke1t]

I suppose if there is a miscarriage of justice we could just say sorry.

 

Or reattach the thing that got cut off. They can do that now...

 

With a fair chunk of compensation.

 

...or, if they don't fancy having something reomved... Kelt Island.

[jassb]

 

...or, if they don't fancy having something reomved... Kelt Island.

Can we not just start sending them to Australia again?

[granite sheep]

Just send them over the DMZ to North Korea. Rumoured to be heavily mined by their armed forces, could be a decent cost efficient way of clearing a path north should we decide to invade.

[Ke1t]

Can we not just start sending them to Australia again?

 

Too much of a waste of room. You don't need a continent to house scallywags, just a nice wee subarctic island, hundreds of miles from land.

 

Plus I quite fancy retiring to Australia, and the less fucking riff-raff the better.

 

Hello, I am Polar Bear. Welcome to Kelt Island.

[fatjim]

Gender reassignment for football hooligans.

[jassb]

 

Too much of a waste of room. You don't need a continent to house scallywags, just a nice wee subarctic island, hundreds of miles from land.

Could send them offshore then.

[Ke1t]

Could send them offshore then.

Maybe reserve that for the very worst of the criminal element... The rapists, the murderers and the people who already work offshore.

[The Boofon]

Maybe reserve that for the very worst of the criminal element... The rapists, the murderers and the people who already work offshore.

That policy is already in place. See Cheesepipes for proof.