Little Tricks

[terenceandphilip]

if I make sandwiches for work, i often forget them.

 

little trick:

put them in the fridge in front of the milk - which i know i need when i get up for coffee.

 

little trick 2*:

take them from the fridge and put them under my car key which i know i need to leave the house with

 

 

 

 

* little trick 2 is quite an old one with me, Leave sunglasses, wallet, anything you need to take with you (especially when in someone elses house, like visiting family) beside your car key. You can't leave without your car key, so you can't leave without the thing you need.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone else got any little tricks?

 

 

 

[dave_min]

Trick #3: Don't make sandwiches at home then bring them to work - it makes you look like a mink.

[terenceandphilip]

yes, home made food is the preserve of the underclasses.

 

 

not.

[StandFree1982]

Trick 1 ) TO really fuck off your g/f, take her car keys to work with you and ignore the proceeding phone calls and texts going "Where the fuck are the keys".

 

It just brings a bit of sunshine to an otherwise dull day.

[terenceandphilip]

haha :-)

 

I knew someone who performed this trick on his gf.

 

 

One saturday morning he awoke before her, took her car and went for a pint. Whilst having his quick drink he got a parking ticket as he had just parked outside on double yellows. He then took her car to the pub where she worked and was due on later that day. Whilst there he drank all afternoon and by the time she arrived for her evening shift - after waking to find no bf and then no car - he was asleep on the bar and her car was in the pub carpark with the parking ticket still on the window.

 

a great trick and one he reflects fondly on. Such is the life of a 20 something, sadly we run out of the steam required for such nonsense.

[BrianFaePerth]

The title of this thread indicated to me that Little Mix had given up music and turned to prostitution. Thankfully not for prossie punters.

[spamspamspam]

If you place a 50p between your two fingers and then quickly move it to the side of a toddlers head you can amuse them by making them think you are finding money in their ear.

[StandFree1982]

If you place a 50p between your two fingers and then quickly move it to the side of a toddlers head you can amuse them by making them think you are finding money in their ear.

This also works on Millertime.

[terenceandphilip]

it worked on me without even seeing it

[dervish]

The ambitious clones at my work have this language where they divide everything into. "Strategic space" or "tactical space", that is basically "Stuff I can be fucked with cos I'm more important" and "Stuff below me which I can't be seen to be mired in.". My trick is to merely declare anything they have just talked pish about "seems to be perhaps a tactical issue, but if you want reporting at that level no problem". Works every time, baw bags, thick baw bags. Actually had them wanting to use the term "Strategic High Important Tasks".

[caledonia]

put a sheet of A4 paper in the photocopier and copy it 500 times

saves you buying a ream of paper

[caledonia]

Also before taking drinking water at work dilute it first and it will go longer

[Robbie Winters]

I like to fool all my workmates that I am beavering away in my home office by letting my four year old daughter play games on my computer thus nudging my available or busy status on MS Lync where in fact I am sitting out in my backie taking in the sun.