Prostitute Man Was Looking For Tomatoes

[terenceandphilip]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261

 

 

I can sympathise, who hasn't got lost on their way to the tomato shop and needed help from a bird in high heels? I remember one night in the tomato bar in Dubai .....

[Ke1t]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261

 

 

I can sympathise, who hasn't got lost on their way to the tomato shop and needed help from a bird in high heels? I remember one night in the tomato bar in Dubai .....

 

I remember something similar happening to Keith Burkinshaw, our one-time Director of Football.

 

Lost and driving slowly around Aberdeen's beautiful and scenic harbour, trying to get his bearings. Occasionally stopping to ask various women how to get to Pittodrie.

 

You can see how a misunderstanding might occur.

[boboisared]

I remember something similar happening to Keith Burkinshaw, our one-time Director of Football.

 

Lost and driving slowly around Aberdeen's beautiful and scenic harbour, trying to get his bearings. Occasionally stopping to ask various women how to get to Pittodrie.

 

You can see how a misunderstanding might occur.

Gordon Burnett wasn't it?

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

Gordon Burnett wasn't it?

 

Gordon Bennett.

[boboisared]

[Henry]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261

 

 

I can sympathise, who hasn't got lost on their way to the tomato shop and needed help from a bird in high heels? I remember one night in the tomato bar in Dubai .....

 

Fucking around with prostitutes will always ketchup with you.

[caledonia]

wonder if he was doing something saucy

[looksgoodinred]

Tomatoes are a fruit rather than a vegetable

 

As are aubergines.

[tightbreeks]

some sugar on supermarket tomatoes, hey presto! supermarket strawberries.

[Ke1t]

I dislike tomatoes... Or Tomaytoes as we Americans call them.

 

Tomaytoes.

[caledonia]

I dislike tomatoes... Or Tomaytoes as we Americans call them.

 

Tomaytoes.

but you like prostitutes

[tightbreeks]

I like prostitutes and I like tomatoes.

[tightbreeks]

embra folk call them

 

tom-a'-aze

[ChutneyLove]

What happened to Gordon Bennet? Fine gent.

[ChutneyLove]

On the OP - was the boy expecting to do the bird in his Nissan Micra? A bit of a tight squeeze.

[Dandyesque]

On the OP - was the boy expecting to do the bird in his Nissan Micra? A bit of a tight squeeze.

 

I once managed to get a blow job in a Nissan Micra that had 5 other people in it at the time and only 1 of them noticed.

 

(Not including the administrator of said gam)

 

edit - or me.

[ChutneyLove]

I once managed to get a blow job in a Nissan Micra that had 5 other people in it at the time and only 1 of them noticed.

 

(Not including the administrator of said gam)

 

edit - or me.

So 3 folk noticed. Or 50% of the folk in the car. Or more likely, everyone noticed but were a bit embarrassed about your cumface whimpers and pretended nae to.

[Dandyesque]

So 3 folk noticed. Or 50% of the folk in the car. Or more likely, everyone noticed but were a bit embarrassed about your cumface whimpers and pretended nae to.

 

Wrong.

 

 

 

 

There were 7 people in the car in total.

 

 

 

 

I should also have added that it was dark and that it is surprising how little you can see when there are 7 people squeezed into a Nissan Micra

[ChutneyLove]

What were 7 folk doing in a Nissan Micra? In fact, what would one person be doing in a Nissan Micra?

 

Whatever you were up to, it was nice of your mate to suck you off.

[Dandyesque]

What were 7 folk doing in a Nissan Micra? In fact, what would one person be doing in a Nissan Micra?

 

Whatever you were up to, it was nice of your mate to suck you off.

 

 

I will point out that this was not my Nissan Micra