Simon Cowell. What A Creep.

[looksgoodinred]

if you didn't think he was creepy already, that is.

 

got his friend's wife pregnant. what a douche bag.

 

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/simon-cowell-expecting-a-baby-with-friends-wife-lauren-silverman-2013317

 

The notoriously prickly Brit, 53, is expecting a baby with New York socialite Lauren Silverman.

Silverman, 36, is technically still married -- to Cowell's close friend Andrew Silverman, a real estate mogul in NYC. She plans to leave her estranged husband to be with the father of her child.

[looksgoodinred]

Don't see an issue. Two consenting adults have sex. What's the problem?

 

She should have told him there was a risk of her getting pregnant.

 

except it's his best friend. a bit close to home, no?

 

and yes, at her age, you could hardly call it an "accident". she knows better. so does he.

[Bluto10]

wouldnt be shocked if theyre all in it togethger.

god know what goes on in celeb world.

[BrianFaePerth]

What surprises me about this is that he did it with a lady. The man screams homo.

[looksgoodinred]

What surprises me about this is that he did it with a lady. The man screams homo.

 

i kind of thought the same tbh

[Sheep#1]

Showbiz gossip on AFC Chat, well I never.

That's what happens when the weemin folk get too comfy

 

Next up, a thread about the shoes Kate Middleton was wearing the other day.

[looksgoodinred]

That's what happens when the weemin folk get too comfy

 

Next up, a thread about the shoes Kate Middleton was wearing the other day.

 

or male grooming products.

[Sheep#1]

or male grooming products.

That crazy cat Millertime is a law unto himself, he don't play by the rules.

[terenceandphilip]

the cigarettes will get him. smoking is no respecter of wealth (no matter how stupidly it was gained)

 

He is an idiot and living proof that we live in a society that rewards the wrong people.

[diamondsr4ever]

Best friend but they were separated and even if they weren't, what man turns down sex?

 

TUP

[Bluto10]

TUP

 

opportunity comes before refusal

[Bluto10]

i was famous back in the day; regular well know on the edinburgh party scene.

 

[Bluto10]

When I was married, my chum (best man at my wedding) shagged my wife when I was working away from home.

 

I found out a few months later and promptly attacked him with my 7 iron.

 

Saw him once a couple of years back at his Mum's funeral so I did nothing in respect of the occasion.

 

He now lives in Singapore but if he sets foot in Bonnie Scotland at any other time he will be meeting the business end of my putter.

 

if that story was true id liek to hear more details.

interesting scenario to be caught up in.

[daytripping]

When I was married, my chum (best man at my wedding) shagged my wife when I was working away from home.

 

I found out a few months later and promptly attacked him with my 7 iron.

 

Saw him once a couple of years back at his Mum's funeral so I did nothing in respect of the occasion.

 

He now lives in Singapore but if he sets foot in Bonnie Scotland at any other time he will be meeting the business end of my putter.

 

Were you married when you were romping away from home with hookers and cementers?

[Bluto10]

Nothing too interesting about it,

 

how did you enact revenge?

[spamspamspam]

When I was married, my chum (best man at my wedding) shagged my wife when I was working away from home.

 

 

Was told a story yesterday about a wedding a couple of months ago where the bride had put silver envelopes on every table and had told all the guests not to touch them until the last speech had been made.

 

Speeches finished she stood up and said it was time to open the envelopes and pointed to one of her friends to stand up and read it aloud. She promptly did.

 

It read (along these lines)

 

I know my new husband has been slipping my maid of honour a length for the last 3 months and today i would like to announce that he will no longer be as he is now my husband. Thank you all for coming, those that didnt know now do, those that did can now leave as I refuse to allow my father to pay for your food.

[Bluto10]

sounds good spam min but im guessing its nae true

 

but do epople actually do that shit; affairs before gettin married with such close people?

 

always thought it was soap opera stuff.

[Henry]

The power of marriage eh

 

A couple got married here recently, they now live in Aberdeen. They've been repeatedly cheating on each other with multiple folk. Apparently this was no object to getting married and having the massive wedding.

 

No Bluto, no-one was related, before you ask.

[Bluto10]

The power of marriage eh

 

A couple got married here recently, they now live in Aberdeen. They've been repeatedly cheating on each other with multiple folk. Apparently this was no object to getting married and having the massive wedding.

 

No Bluto, no-one was related, before you ask.

 

what a sensible god-fearing christian viewpoint!

[diamondsr4ever]

I found out one drunken night in the pub.

 

There was always a bit of anomosity between a guy who used to drink there and myself and he blurted it out to put me in my place. He succeeded.

 

I asked others if it was true and they concurred. I lost the plot and went back to my flat which was around 100 yds from the pub and took out mt golf club and started battering at the bounders door while others were dragging me away.

 

He came to the door and we ended scrapping on the pavement, this got split up pretty quick with minimal damage to either of us.

 

Went home, fell out with her, bundled my 1 and 2 yr old daughters into the car (steaming drunk) and drove to my parents house around 30 miles away.

 

She fucked to her pals in Aberdeen a few days later.

 

have u had the kids DNA'd?

[Bluto10]

I found out one drunken night in the pub.

 

There was always a bit of anomosity between a guy who used to drink there and myself and he blurted it out to put me in my place. He succeeded.

 

I asked others if it was true and they concurred. I lost the plot and went back to my flat which was around 100 yds from the pub and took out mt golf club and started battering at the bounders door while others were dragging me away.

 

He came to the door and we ended scrapping on the pavement, this got split up pretty quick with minimal damage to either of us.

 

Went home, fell out with her, bundled my 1 and 2 yr old daughters into the car (steaming drunk) and drove to my parents house around 30 miles away.

 

She fucked to her pals in Aberdeen a few days later.

 

bounders?

[Bluto10]

what a sensible god-fearing christian post!

[diamondsr4ever]

No need to, they are mine through and through, a blind man could see the resemblence.

 

[Henry]

what a sensible god-fearing christian viewpoint!

 

Not sure what you've on about there, but I thought the whole thing was a bit farcical.

[Bluto10]

Not sure what you've on about there, but I thought the whole thing was a bit farcical.

 

you just came accross as someone very sensible and religious with your post.

goes against the general perception of you, what with all sidesplitting gags, picture jokes and zany spelling comments you normally make, thats all.

[Henry]

I'm certainly not religious, but I do manage to turn down the comedy now and again Bluto min.

[Bluto10]

Thought your types were all weirdo mutters on?

[Henry]

I speak perfectly clearly thanks.

[King Street Loon]

It's Simon Cowell.

 

Who gives a fuck.

[Ke1t]

if you didn't think he was creepy already, that is.

 

got his friend's wife pregnant. what a douche bag.

 

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/simon-cowell-expecting-a-baby-with-friends-wife-lauren-silverman-2013317

 

The notoriously prickly Brit, 53, is expecting a baby with New York socialite Lauren Silverman.

Silverman, 36, is technically still married -- to Cowell's close friend Andrew Silverman, a real estate mogul in NYC. She plans to leave her estranged husband to be with the father of her child.

 

 

 

 

 

He was on one of the late night shows over here, Letterman I think, anyway he had his shirt unbuttoned half way down.

 

I've never seen one of his shows, but he looks an abject tosser.