daytripping Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Just seen an advert on telly for these things, they seem to make women really happy. Is this a thing that would go down well as a present instead of flowers or chocolates? Put one of these things in your knickers and you'll skip through the day like a marathon runner, I don't see any downsides. I do the laundry now and then and think this may be a welcome addition to the daytripping household, can anyone think of a subtle way to bring this into the house and get them used without offending? Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 As much as I love the Queen I'd dread to see the state of her pants at the end of a hard day hand shaking, I'm nae surprised her husband is ill all the time, Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 do you think the queen has a flunky that catches the royal number two? as it's rumour that she has a pathological fear of splashback. the fate of the empire is in his hands! Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 do you think the queen has a flunky that catches the royal number two? as it's rumour that she has a pathological fear of splashback. the fate of the empire is in his hands! Word has it she doesn't shite, just throws up the odd fur ball after eating the rat. I did read once Prince Charles never wears the same pair of socks or undies twice. I wouldn't mind being a bin dipper round his manor, would be some quality Y's on the go. Link to comment
cow Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 What a terrible thread from a terrible attention seeking poster. Fatshaft and others were absolutely spot on. 1 3 Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 they have to revert to their lizard form when they feast on swans, otters and baby pine martens. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 What a terrible thread from a terrible attention seeking poster. Fatshaft and others were absolutely spot on. He had anger issues, you'd do well to stay clear of anything he said. He imploded in a fit of rage. I'm da bomb, that's all you need to know, comprende my fat Alec Salmond loving friend? Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 they have to revert to their lizard form when they feast on swans, otters and baby pine martens. And chubby driving instructors with a penchant for underage girls. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 in this world of Bradley mannings and Julian assanges. someone's going to cash in with some vids/photos of royals in compromising positions! I wonder if the firm have beefed up their cyber-security? Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 6, 2013 Author Share Posted August 6, 2013 in this world of Bradley mannings and Julian assanges. someone's going to cash in with some vids/photos of royals in compromising positions! I wonder if the firm have beefed up their cyber-security? If Edward is ever snagged shagging a female I'll be fucking surprised. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 he's a failure so he'll've been papped with young queens. there's probably a picture of randy andy at an orgy round uday husseins, brokering arms deals as well. Link to comment
tup Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Aye they never actually mention that they are fudders on the adverts. These things are great crack in school if you run them under a tap, proper weapons. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 These things are great crack in school if you run them under a tap, proper weapons. You been held back a few years Tup min? Link to comment
tup Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 They still are is what I'm meaning. Obviously. Link to comment
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