Half Naked.

[cow]

Hi, cow here and this is my posting and topic which I created.

 

I, Cow was listening to the radio earlier and eating a packet of multipack of Salted Golden Wonder crisps, the sound diminished mid-crunch and amplified during the swallowing period. I digress, my point was relating to the term half naked, a term that's used when the subject is indeed wearing half the normal attire.

 

This radio broadcast enhanced my day created excellent chat with my new girlfriend. In her words it was the "highlight of the school holidays, thus far".

 

In her opinion she's rather see the bottom half of a guy as she could check out the girth of his cock and the strength of his inner legs and knees. Where as I disagreed. I like nipples and belly buttons, give me the top half of a woman anyday. I like their backs and arms and face and neck and hair(my gf has Dyed hair, it's guid).

 

If you could see a prospective partner half scudded. Would it be top or bottom?

 

 

Cow

[daytripping]

[Terrorfex]

Why can't the line of half-nakedness run along the Y, rather than X axis? That way, you'd be able to get a much more comprehensive idea.

[cow]

 

awful input as per norm dayts. Engage with the substance.

[cow]

Why can't the line of half-nakedness run along the Y, rather than X axis? That way, you'd be able to get a much more comprehensive idea.

 

 

Excellent commenting. This would work unless the prospective partner had prophylactic mastectomy.

 

My current Girfriend has never had cancer, which is a plus point imo.

[ChutneyLove]

I like licking lassies assholes and minges.

 

Put me down for a bottom halfer.

Just lassies? C'mon now, there's surely been a few blokes that have found their way into your dungeon.

[ChutneyLove]

Where do you think Patrik Berger has been since he hung up his boots?

Kidnapping him, strapping him to a bench in your dungeon and exercising his rectum is the only way to show your true love. No one else can share him, he must realise that.

[RUL]

Does anyone still eat golden wonder crisps?

[Tommy]

This radio broadcast enhanced my day created excellent chat with my new girlfriend. In her words it was the "highlight of the school holidays, thus far".

One she moves up to the big school she'll bin you.

[ChutneyLove]

Does anyone still eat golden wonder crisps?

I think square crisps are Golden Wonder, aren't they? Or am I thinking about Smith's? I don't eat much crisps nowadays, not since the transplant.

[spamspamspam]

This is all a bit much cow

 

why not just write a post stating - Cow has a new bird

 

It would be a lot less boring to read that some shite about the radio especially after the let down of being drawn in by the word naked.

 

 

I hope you two are happy together.

[Huntlysheep]

One she moves up to the big school she'll bin you.

+1 Tommy min.

[The Boofon]

Hi, cow here and this is my posting and topic which I created.

 

I, Cow was listening to the radio earlier and eating a packet of multipack of Salted Golden Wonder crisps, the sound diminished mid-crunch and amplified during the swallowing period. I digress, my point was relating to the term half naked, a term that's used when the subject is indeed wearing half the normal attire.

 

This radio broadcast enhanced my day created excellent chat with my new girlfriend. In her words it was the "highlight of the school holidays, thus far".

 

In her opinion she's rather see the bottom half of a guy as she could check out the girth of his cock and the strength of his inner legs and knees. Where as I disagreed. I like nipples and belly buttons, give me the top half of a woman anyday. I like their backs and arms and face and neck and hair(my gf has Dyed hair, it's guid).

 

If you could see a prospective partner half scudded. Would it be top or bottom?

 

 

Cow

Why half naked? Why not half clothed?

 

If you put on trousers with the label at the front instead of the back and the buttons at the back have you got them on front to back or back to front.

 

If your shirt lable is on the outside have you got it on inside out or outside in?

 

Who decides which goes first?

[RUL]

I think square crisps are Golden Wonder, aren't they? Or am I thinking about Smith's? I don't eat much crisps nowadays, not since the transplant.

Squares are smiths I think, or were?

[minijc]

As an optimist I'd say it's half clothed but lets not split hairs, anyways girl I'm seeing has a wonderful bum however she has great chest pieces, it's a tough choice this, i'll go with the top half uncovered, thanks.

[boboisared]

As an optimist I'd say it's half clothed but lets not split hairs, anyways girl I'm seeing has a wonderful bum however she has great chest pieces, it's a tough choice this, i'll go with the top half uncovered, thanks.

I hope you've not gambled on her being the one?

 

If aye expect to be dumped within the week.

[boboisared]

Salt & Vinegar Golden Wonders are fantastic crisps.

[spamspamspam]

As an optimist I'd say it's half clothed but lets not split hairs, anyways girl I'm seeing has a wonderful bum however she has great chest pieces, it's a tough choice this, i'll go with the top half uncovered, thanks.

 

 

See, as an optimist I'd say half clothed would be down to the little basque top and silk panties I bought last week for her.

 

Shows of her arse nicely, doesnt it?

[minijc]

I hope you've not gambled on her being the one?

 

If aye expect to be dumped within the week.

Not at all, she's probably just wanting a piece of my LTD lyfStyle and who could blame her?

 

See, as an optimist I'd say half clothed would be down to the little basque top and silk panties I bought last week for her.

 

Shows of her arse nicely, doesnt it?

I prefer her in my nudie denim shirt and her pants on, looks arty.

[tup]

Golden Wonder crisps are ace.

[Robbie Winters]

Fit if she wore a see through Burka ?

[spamspamspam]

Fit if she wore a see through Burka ?

 

 

It would have to be made of plastic or something similar. She'd suffocate.

[tightbreeks]

I love those dimples that healthy sorts have, just above their bums. shows you where to grab 'em.

 

the devil's thumbprints.

[ChutneyLove]

Scampi Fries are magic. Nae a fan of Bacon Fries though - never liked Frazzles either. Cheese Moments are ok, but you've got to be in the mood. Scampi Fries are top quality pub snacks.

[Dandyesque]

I love those dimples that healthy sorts have, just above their bums. shows you where to grab 'em.

 

the devil's thumbprints.

 

Chubby chaser

[ChutneyLove]

I love those dimples that healthy sorts have, just above their bums. shows you where to grab 'em.

 

the devil's thumbprints.

Here's me thinking the throat was the right place.

[looksgoodinred]

tightbreeks, on 07 Aug 2013 - 13:45, said:

 

I love those dimples that healthy sorts have, just above their bums. shows you where to grab 'em.

the devil's thumbprints.

Here's me thinking the throat was the right place.

 

or by the hair.

 

i think what you're referring to are called "Venusian dimples", tightbreeks.

[dervish]

 

tightbreeks, on 07 Aug 2013 - 13:45, said:

 

or by the hair.

 

i think what you're referring to are called "Venusian dimples", tightbreeks.

 

May I just say I highly recommend the wikipedia page for these.

 

Thought about the top because I love her smile but I'll pick the bottom half, it has my two fav holes on her.