International Space Station

[The Oxford Don]

Very visible over the next few nights in the UK; saw it last night and it was a mightily impressive sight, was visible for around five minutes and VERY bright. Also saw one or two meteors from the Perseid meteor shower, which actually peaks tonight.

 

Times when the ISS can be seen are available here:

 

http://www.meteorwatch.org/uk-iss-passes-august-2013.html

[Tommy]

That's it in view from Aberdeen.

[Ke1t]

Be quite something if one of those meteorites takes the fucking ISS out right over your hoose.

 

[Tommy]

Be quite something if one of those meteorites takes the fucking ISS out right over your hoose.

My camera is poised.

[dervish]

Just back in downloading photays. Fucked my hand jumping of my back wall into the park. Hate to think what my neighbours think of me... especially after last time. Pretty sure I saw it buzzing around.

[daytripping]

I saw it one night I think, thought it was a ufo or a star moving, went east to west though and that website said west to east, maybe it was something else I saw, like a satellite.

[looksgoodinred]

Just back in downloading photays. Fucked my hand jumping of my back wall into the park. Hate to think what my neighbours think of me... especially after last time. Pretty sure I saw it buzzing around.

 

what happened last time?

[boboisared]

what happened last time?

He was anal probed.

[looksgoodinred]

He was anal probed.

 

and the neighbours watched?

[boboisared]

and the neighbours watched?

He's fae Wick.

[The Oxford Don]

I wondered if he'd perhaps been arrested for voyeurism...

 

Anyway you'll know the ISS when you see it, there's nothing else up there quite like it. Look for a very bright star-like object travelling fairly quickly from west to east; it takes under 5 minutes to cross the whole horizon. Easily distinguished from other satellites for being much, much brighter, and equally easily distinguishable from aircraft because the light doesn't flash. Pretty impressive even with the naked eye.

[dunc_afc]

^{How long will it be visible over Aberdeen?}

[The Oxford Don]

^{How long will it be visible over Aberdeen?}

 

Normally for around 3-4 minutes.

[dunc_afc]

 

Normally for around 3-4 minutes.

Knew this would be the most likely answer as soon as I posted.

[dervish]

Was only jesting, I'm an upstanding member of the community me. Dogging community that is.

 

Onyways one of my photos was on BBC all day. (not for rape or incest no, one I took of the space fireballs)

[The Boofon]

Was only jesting, I'm an upstanding member of the community me. Dogging community that is.

 

Onyways one of my photos was on BBC all day. (not for rape or incest no, one I took of the space fireballs)

It's still up. If you are AT that is.

[dervish]

Correct, isn't even that great a pic sent it half asleep this morning. Prefer this een (though no town and streaks not as good):

 

[dervish]

This the other one. Fair Wick home town, looking like it's going to be taken out, thankfully it hit Thurso.

 

 

[ChutneyLove]

Do you know they drink their own and each others piss on the ISS? Filtered and that, nae a straight cock to mouth process like. They have to have private moments as well - to relieve stress levels. They probably share a wank sock.

[dervish]

Reckon they suck it? For the protein? Otherwise they would need to take it back down with them all crispy. Note the weight of it etc. for the trip down.

 

 

[ChutneyLove]

Reckon they suck it? For the protein? Otherwise they would need to take it back down with them all crispy. Note the weight of it etc. for the trip down.

dervish, I think there is absolutely no doubt that they suck the wank sock. They probably have rounds of Scabby Queen to see who has to suck it after the cheesy Russian's been using it.

[dervish]

[The Boofon]

Did you take that photo last night as well?

 

That's some fucking zoom lens you have.

[Ke1t]

I let the wife use the camera a couple of weeks ago. big mistake.

 

30 seconds after handing it to her... "I think I've broken it."

 

Aye... ye did.

 

[reekie_dock]

 

Getting Stoned in Space what a guy.

 

Be a nightmare eating a family bag oh haribo up there.....

[dervish]

Did you take that photo last night as well?

 

That's some fucking zoom lens you have.

 

your maw been telling tales?

[dervish]

I let the wife use the camera a couple of weeks ago. big mistake.

 

30 seconds after handing it to her... "I think I've broken it."

 

Aye... ye did.

 

 

Aye had that or "I want to be the camera guy taking pictures, your camera takes good pictures..." followed by "it has stopped working".

[madjockmcferson]

Wringing out a wet cloth (or a spunky sock) on the ISS.

 

 

EDIT : How do you embed a Youtube video?

[granite sheep]

Fuck nose

[Ke1t]

Wringing out a wet cloth (or a spunky sock) on the ISS.

 

 

EDIT : How do you embed a Youtube video?

 

Under the video on Youtube there's a 'Share' option.

 

Click 'Share', highlight and copy the code that appears, paste it into your message here.

 

http://youtu.be/GPj8D5KaPVU