NSFW 18+ What The Fuck Is Wrong With People

[Ke1t]

I've noticed this in the past, but the last week while on holiday it really started to get on my tits.

 

Being out and about, I was forced to use public toilets quite a bit, at airports, restaurants, theme parks, so this will be why I noticed it more, I suppose.

 

The number of folk I saw just zip up their trousers and walk straight out of the bogs without even rinsing their hands under a tap was fucking ridiculous. I'd say a good one in three just stuff their hairy, pissy cocks back into their breeks and head back out without a fucking backwards glance at the sinks provided.

 

And how fucking difficult is it to;

 

A: Hit the fucking toilet with a SHIT when you're sitting with your arse on the fucking bowl? I never have any trouble hitting the water with a shite, but seemingly hitting anything but seat is a real fucking challenge for some people... and cleaning up behind them, you can fucking forget about that.

 

B: Flush the fucking toilet after you take a keech?

 

I'm even starting to get paranoid about shaking hands with someone, because if you're at a bar or place of work there's a one in three chance (by my estimation) that the guy you're shaking hands with has piss, shit, spunk or some other bodily excretion just waiting on the palm of their hand to leap onto you when you get within 6 feet of the mochy fuckers.

 

Fool, mochit, clarty fucking bastards

 

 

 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

What the fuck did you eat Kelt?

[minijc]

Don't see the problem, you wash your cock therefore it's clean so you don't need to wash them after a pish.

[tup]

Hygiene freaks do my nut in.

 

You get folk who won't touch doors and stuff in case shit or piss is on it.

 

Yet the crops you all eat are grown in a field which gets spread with rancid cow shit, slurry in otherwords.

 

So shit is everywhere, shit happens.

 

I'd be more concerned at the OCD of those who constantly fret about stuff like over cleanliness.

[BrianFaePerth]

Come on Kelt, you've never had a splatterday night fever on the bog that the flush simply cant reach and can only be cleaned by the stream of a mans piss or the elbow grease of woman.

Better and cheaper than any bog cleaning product on the market

[granite sheep]

Is that nae the end result o yer wife's cooking Kelt? How are you nae deid?

[Redstar]

Bobby Moore summed it up well...when challenged by Sir Alf in the bogs with "Did your parents not teach you to wash your hands" Moore replied" no my parents taught me not to pish on my hands"...great come back.

[looksgoodinred]

Kelt, some people are pigs. no way 'round it.

that's disgusting.

[fine-n-dandy]

Folk think their cock is clean cos they had a shower but after it being tucked away for a couple of hours whilst the sober time master is out on the lash & the cock is doing nothing but thinking about getting dipped repeatedly up to his dangley mates in a wee tight wet warm mott & getting all sweaty thinking about it until he becomes the drunk time master & takes over for the rest of the night.

So yes even after a shower, your tadger does not take long before getting all dirty & sweaty.

 

I hope no Women that give good head are reading this & it puts them off & I'm doing some lucky gents a massive disservice here.

 

I always give mine a wee scrub before I let a girl rub her nose on my belly at the hinge end whilst hiding my 3 incher in her mouth & sometimes I even (painfully) pull out a few clingons until it gets to eye watering.

[fatjim]

If you've ever wore a kilt and gone for a piss at a urinal there is a bit of splash back on your bare legs. Ergo when you are wearing trousers doing a piss at a urinal your trousers will be getting splash back on them. Therefore it is fair to say that most men are walking around covered in their own piss.

I have only wore a kilt twice so it could be that I just had an unfortunate situation when I noticed this.

[fine-n-dandy]

If you've ever wore a kilt and gone for a piss at a urinal there is a bit of splash back on your bare legs. Ergo when you are wearing trousers doing a piss at a urinal your trousers will be getting splash back on them. Therefore it is fair to say that most men are walking around covered in their own piss.

I have only wore a kilt twice so it could be that I just had an unfortunate situation when I noticed this.

I always try to piss to the right or left for this reason & also ask someone else to shake it for me.

[fatjim]

I always try to piss to the right or left for this reason & also ask someone else to shake it for me.

 

I always sit down for a piss these days. You get some weird looks though when you are sitting in urinals.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Some cunt in the gym changing room at work today: went for a piss halfway through a workout and then went back into the gym without washing his hands first. Mink.

[dj_bollocks]

You've obviously not worked in Asia then... Everytime I had to shake someone's hand I'd get OCD... Every single time I'd been to a gents to have a piss and someone had come out of the shitter not one single person would wash their hands. Not washing your hands after a piss is one thing, but after a shit.... Unfuckingacceptable. God only knows how filthy the women might have been...

[Ke1t]

I see I've received a couple of -1's from the unhygienic sorts....

 

...wash your hands, you fucking minks.

[Huntlysheep]

My mate wound me up aboot getting Aids/ viruses aff a bog seat I get totally paranoid in public bogs now u niver ken fit the cunt afore u who's used the bog his.

[Quagmire]

My mate wound me up aboot getting Aids/ viruses aff a bog seat I get totally paranoid in public bogs now u niver ken fit the cunt afore u who's used the bog his.

 

I can imagine your mates have a whole lotta fun with you.

[BrianFaePerth]

Both the cinema and airport in Bergen have urinals made of stainless steel which provide a lovely shower effect when ye piss in them. Unfortunately the shower is backspray as piss bounces off the urinal and back over yer shoes, breeks and baggage (at the airport).

[tup]

It's only women who worry about stuff like this.

[Bluto10]

Both the cinema and airport in Bergen have urinals made of stainless steel which provide a lovely shower effect when ye piss in them. Unfortunately the shower is backspray as piss bounces off the urinal and back over yer shoes, breeks and baggage (at the airport).

 

the urinals here are ceramic with images of flies and golf pins intended as targets to aim for to minimise backdraft.

[Henry]

Aye, you've probably gotten a close-up look at them when you're out cottaging.

[Bluto10]

im not the one that lives on an island full of men and sheep.

[dervish]

Washing your hands after taking a piss is just common decency, after a shit common sense. However when you have to close the tap or open the door or handle money it's open season (chip and pin with the finger you're going to be eating crisps or chips with?) . Though obviously washing your hands cuts back on the amount of shit accumulated on them, literally.

[caledonia]

Some cunt in the gym changing room at work today: went for a piss halfway through a workout and then went back into the gym without washing his hands first. Mink.

 

oh my god horror

Do woman wash their mouths out after oral sex i think not

[Bluto10]

oblem with folk today is they have zero ambition

 

no drive, no dreams; dead end life

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

oh my god horror

Do woman wash their mouths out after oral sex i think not

Aye, but unlike you I don't want to touch other men's cock juice on gym equipment you fucking throbber.

[caledonia]

Aye, but unlike you I don't want to touch other men's cock juice on gym equipment you fucking throbber.

 

yes you do

[LeDandy]

Washing your hands after pishing is a minor complaint , maist folk wash their cocks better than they do their hands , why do folk go into cubucles to pish when there are urinals ? , why pish a ower the seat and leave it for some cunt that really does need a tom kite ?!

 

How the fuck is it possible to shite on a toilet seat ?

 

I dont have to worry aboot splash back while pishing , thats just a problem for folk wi tiny cocks

[Ke1t]

I can't recall ever shitting on a seat, but it seems to be a real problem for some. I once walked into a toilet and some clatty fuck had left a giant, shitty, adult nappy lying out on the floor.

 

I was comforted by the fact that this particular mink has to go through life wearing an adult nappy, shifting himself at random times.

[dervish]

I can't recall ever shitting on a seat, but it seems to be a real problem for some. I once walked into a toilet and some clatty fuck had left a giant, shitty, adult nappy lying out on the floor.

 

I was comforted by the fact that this particular mink has to go through life wearing an adult nappy, shifting himself at random times.

 

Wasn't in a restaurant was it? Maybe he had to run back to cooking your tea? Not via the wash basin.