Jigot Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I'm heading up the road later and want to go for a meal before the game. As I'm driving I will have to curtail my scoop to a 12 pack of Guinness Draught on the road up, so a handful of dry oats washed down with a mug of " The Water of Life" may put me over the limit so a more civilized meal would be preferential.Is a 12 pack of Guinness Draught more expensive in Sneckie or would I be better buying 2 packs doon here, keeping the second one for the road hame. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Did you not miss the game the last time up there due to your Boofesque antics ??Stop halfway at Blair Atholl and buy 3 packs of four 4-0 ICT, Danny Wilson to get huckled again after calling Terry Butcher a hun bastard Link to comment
tup Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Inverness is shit. But the best of a bad selection is the Castle Restaurant, although you may have to queue for a table. Just up fae McDonald's at the end of the precinct, turn left towards the castle. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Tup knows fuck all. Get to the snowgoose, the castle is a relic from the 70's that serves large portions of shite to tourists at inflated prices. Link to comment
tup Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Aye the Snow Goose, local of fat diet hun prick John Robertson. A soulless hole Jigot. The Castle is better no matter what bonzo thinks. I'd be as cynical as him if I'd been brought up in Inverness so it's not his fault. Sad days when you are championing the likes of the Snow Goose but that seems to be the pinnacle for these lads. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 If you knew what I knew you'd dodge the castle.Walk an extra 50 yards to café 1very good indeed.Cmon tup min, Inverness and wick are non comparable. Plus how do you know where I was brought up? Link to comment
Henry Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I'll second the Castle Restaurant, although I've not been there for about 12 years. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Mustard Seed, Rocpool, Riverside Restaurant are all excellent places for a meal, although unlikley you will be able to turn up and get a table due to demand Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I'll second the Castle Restaurant, although I've not been there for about 12 years.I'll third it, although has prob also been about same amount of time since I was there. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I'm heading up the road later and want to go for a meal before the game. As I'm driving I will have to curtail my scoop to a 12 pack of Guinness Draught on the road up, so a handful of dry oats washed down with a mug of " The Water of Life" may put me over the limit so a more civilized meal would be preferential.Is a 12 pack of Guinness Draught more expensive in Sneckie or would I be better buying 2 packs doon here, keeping the second one for the road hame. Were you traveling up in the light blue mystery machine tripped out Hearts van that I passed on the way up the rd today?WTF is that all about & how the fuck does that not get trashed on the streets of Edinburgh? Link to comment
Jigot Posted August 31, 2013 Author Share Posted August 31, 2013 Were you traveling up in the light blue mystery machine tripped out Hearts van that I passed on the way up the rd today?WTF is that all about & how the fuck does that not get trashed on the streets of Edinburgh? Naw I drive a Mazda 323f sport, Ah ken ye cannae hide money eh By the time we got parked we were going to nip into The Filling Station but it was rammed. We ended up at the same pub where the fucking dirty fuck of a barman done me 2 years ago.Nothing like holding a grudge Ah ken. Two year ago I got off the train and entered the said pub. " A pint of Stella please barman and one for your good self" I said " Why thank you" he replied. I handed the cunt a score and he handed me a 5 spot for my changeI stared at the pint then stared at the fiver. " What the fuck are you drinkin' ya fuckin' rat" I politely asked him as I was climbing over the counter. I never quite caught his reply as I was too busy getting down and dirty with the security.who howed me oot. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Naw I drive a Mazda 323f sport, Ah ken ye cannae hide money eh By the time we got parked we were going to nip into The Filling Station but it was rammed. We ended up at the same pub where the fucking dirty fuck of a barman done me 2 years ago.Nothing like holding a grudge Ah ken. Two year ago I got off the train and entered the said pub. " A pint of Stella please barman and one for your good self" I said " Why thank you" he replied. I handed the cunt a score and he handed me a 5 spot for my changeI stared at the pint then stared at the fiver. " What the fuck are you drinkin' ya fuckin' rat" I politely asked him as I was climbing over the counter. I never quite caught his reply as I was too busy getting down and dirty with the security.who howed me oot. I know the guy you mean.I think he's a Hibby Nothing worse than someone abusing generosity, or mistaking it for stupidity. Link to comment
Jigot Posted August 31, 2013 Author Share Posted August 31, 2013 I know the guy you mean.I think he's a Hibby Nothing worse than someone abusing generosity, or mistaking it for stupidity. Ye've jist changed a ragin' cunt intae a mellow cunt. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 What bar was it jigot? Link to comment
Jigot Posted September 1, 2013 Author Share Posted September 1, 2013 What bar was it jigot?Going by Google maps and if the toilet is a 3 day camel ride away and that is after reaching base camp, The Ash, Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 That's the joint next to the station isn't it?They made the national press by refusing some 30 year old down syndrome guy a child portion for lunch.It was good years ago but aint been there for yonks. Link to comment
Jigot Posted September 1, 2013 Author Share Posted September 1, 2013 That's the joint next to the station isn't it?They made the national press by refusing some 30 year old down syndrome guy a child portion for lunch.It was good years ago but aint been there for yonks.A guy in front of me asked a barman nicely for a couple of pints to be told "No" because he hadn't been waiting long enough. The barman then served some one just in the door. The staff in there are a right bunch of surly wankers. They must have done their training alongside the utter cunts that is the bar staff of The Mansion House in the weege. Saying that, the wee Polish barmaid was chokin' for a rake aboot in my breeks. I found the locals in Inverness very helpful and friendly apart from that lot in The Ash. Link to comment
tup Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I canna abide the Inverness accent. Link to comment
Jigot Posted September 1, 2013 Author Share Posted September 1, 2013 I canna abide the Inverness accent.I think they lack one to begin with Tup. Link to comment
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