Dazzler Mackie To Solve Dons Goal Drought

[Ke1t]

Released by Phoenix Wolves after having scored minus one goal... that's less than no goals... the Arizona outfit choosing not to pick up the second year of his contract.

 

Some might see that as a failure, but knowing the Dazzler as we do I think we know that this setback will simply galvanise the local lad's resolve.

 

Currently back in Scotland kicking his heels, I assume, if he can get himself fit he could be the man to solve our goal problem on a short term contract.

 

[ollie1903]

Please, don't even joke about it.

[fine-n-dandy]

Released by Phoenix Wolves after having scored minus one goal... that's less than no goals... the Arizona outfit choosing not to pick up the second year of his contract.

 

Some might see that as a failure, but knowing the Dazzler as we do I think we know that this setback will simply galvanise the local lad's resolve.

 

Currently back in Scotland kicking his heels, I assume, if he can get himself fit he could be the man to solve our goal problem on a short term contract.

 

If he's signing for Partick then you may be right. For our next game at least

[forbesz1903]

Stranger things have happened! #bringbackthedazzler

[chief_wiggum]

Released by Phoenix Wolves after having scored minus one goal... that's less than no goals... the Arizona outfit choosing not to pick up the second year of his contract.

 

Some might see that as a failure, but knowing the Dazzler as we do I think we know that this setback will simply galvanise the local lad's resolve.

 

Currently back in Scotland kicking his heels, I assume, if he can get himself fit he could be the man to solve our goal problem on a short term contract.

 

[fine-n-dandy]

Stranger things have happened! #bringbackthedazzler

The scary thing is that YOU are actually serious

[SheepieBaaBaa]

I'd pick him ahead of bloody Zola in fairness...not really saying much there right enough.

[Old Wing Stand]

This thread should be deleted makes me sick reading it !

[fine-n-dandy]

I'd pick him ahead of bloody Zola in fairness...not really saying much there right enough.

I'd pick my nose & flick that into the box before I'd put Zola in there, if I could reach that is but with a good solid crusty one you can get a fair distance

[Moorie86]

I would be worried of this if Brown was still here.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

I'd pick my nose & flick that into the box before I'd put Zola in there, if I could reach that is but with a good solid crusty one you can get a fair distance

 

and it would "put defenders off" , which apparently is the same justification as I hear for Zola.

[newcastlered]

I'd pick my nose & flick that into the box before I'd put Zola in there, if I could reach that is but with a good solid crusty one you can get a fair distance

and that has the advantage of making us a bogey team

[tup]

To get the best out of him we'd need Jimmy Calderwood back where he belongs in the dugout.

 

Should never have got rid of him.

[caledonia]

no please no i am just about able to put up with clangers

[Sheep#1]

To get the best out of him we'd need Jimmy Calderwood back where he belongs in the dugout.

Should never have got rid of him.

To be fair, he's 'good to have about the place'.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

To be fair, he's 'good to have about the place'.

 

Could maybe do a deal with dazzler, wher in return for being allowed to hang about Pitodrie smoking fags, he has to teach Zola how to run around the vacinity of the penalty box like a headless chicken. With the size of Zola that might really freak out the opposition and allow McGinn to bag a few goals, and now and again one might even go into the net off Zola by accident. Kind of like having a massive Darren Mackie.

[tup]

You're just a black Darren Mackie! = Calvin Zola.

[diamondsr4ever]

the new michael owen ....retired

[Dynamo]

100 % effort - check.

Good to have around the place - check.

Shite at scoring goals - check.

 

Too similar to our other strikers.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Therthe only wuuuunnnnn.... Deyren Mehckie

[Poodler]

Where is Derek Young these days?

[fine-n-dandy]

Where is Derek Young these days?

QotS or someone

[caledonia]

Queen of the south and his brother is at Alloa

[SkyeDon]

Was away on holiday but having just checked - this is actually true! Wow...

[zander]

Signed for Turriff United tonight.

Be in tomorrows paper likely.

[Huntlysheep]

Finally found his level, poor Turra United.

[ollie1903]

Forbeszzzsssz will be dribbling' spunk as we speak

[Tord31]

could the dazzler hit THE coo wi a banjo? Surely something for next years Show.

[Ke1t]

Finally found his level, poor Turra United.

 

Well... let's not jump the gun.

 

He hasn't scored any goals for them yet.

[Huntlysheep]

That's an extra 15 fans on the gate upto 30 i'd imagine to see the great goalscoring legend Dazzler.