Ke1t Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 This beaut.... Planned to not kidnap, or rape, or murder a kid... he planned to kidnap AND rape AND murder... AND EAT... a kid. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24135360 How much would you have to hate someone to plan ahead of time all the mental shit you were going to do someone... and a fucking kid at that? Judging by the size of his face it wouldn't surprise me to find out he's got previous in the 'Eating People' department, though. Why isn't there some kind of mandatory system where people have to, I don't know, pop along to a qualified shrink, even if only once a year, and the shrink can then phone the cops and go, "Aye, there's a lad walking oot my office the noo... face like its been painted on a frisbee... you're going to want to grab him and lock him up for about four thousand years, preferably away from anyone who's edible." I'm all for freedom of thought, and having wee fantasies that, fair enough, might involve, say, a famous actress, a can of whipped cream, and an octopus, just as an example, but when it gets to the point where you're buying a 50 gallon tank to keep the octupus and ordering a taxi to said actresses hoose all uninvited like... well, maybe things are getting taken a bit to far kind. of thing. Anyway, plate-face... fucking mentalist... and I fail, I absolutely fail, to believe that no-one noticed he was mental in the heid and needed locking up, and further, that someone didn't go see someone in authority about it sooner. Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 There is no mental healthcare system in the US. Shit, they can't even agree to stop mental people getting guns. The biggest surprise is that they caught him. He must have been bat shit stupid. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Bit cruel on an octupus - or octupuses only getting a 50 gallon drum. Maybe it's a bit like tying a rodeo bull's nuts though, the octupus will come out of there like a caged, frenzied, eight-limbed sex monster. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 18, 2013 Author Share Posted September 18, 2013 There is no mental healthcare system in the US. Shit, they can't even agree to stop mental people getting guns. The biggest surprise is that they caught him. He must have been bat shit stupid. There's a fantastic mental healthcare system in the US... if you have cash. If you have no cash then, yeah, you have every opportunity to mentally decline to the point where infanticide and cannibalism seems like a reasonable enough course of action. I considered getting therapy just for a laugh, and also as a bit of a 'Fuck You' to people who actually needed it but couldn't afford it When you consider around 25% of the population allegedly has some kind of mental problem then surely it could be part of the Emergency Services. "911... Police, Fire, Medical, or Mental?" Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I read about this guy last week, he'd put some planning into it, built coffin like boxes with handcuff attachments, read up on cannibal stuff and bought good pans and knives for his cooking, had a freezer and bags ready for the various parts. I don't think being kidnapped by him would have been a lot of fun. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I read about this guy last week, he'd put some planning into it, built coffin like boxes with handcuff attachments, read up on cannibal stuff and bought good pans and knives for his cooking, had a freezer and bags ready for the various parts. I don't think being kidnapped by him would have been a lot of fun. speaking of knives i bought some fuck off expensive and sharp ones nae long ago.i wouldnt recommend them; unbelievable how easily they slice through fingers. wouldnt take much effort to dismember a body.shed load of blood though. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I mind watching a video on one of those gore sites a while ago. Some Chinese mob had kidnapped a girl and had her strapped to a table. One was on top of her shagging her with his tiny todge and then without warning, his chinky mate whips out a meat cleaver and boom!!! Right through the shin, leg aff. Boy shagging her jumped off pretty quickly, think he got a fleg. Anyway, said rapist pulled out a tattie peeler, pulled her tongue out and clamped it then grated her tongue away to nothing. The video wasn't finished but I was, so if anyone finds it on the back of this description feel free to let us know how it went. Anyway, that was that video, few years ago but still creeps me out. Lotta bad people out there. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 speaking of knives i bought some fuck off expensive and sharp ones nae long ago.i wouldnt recommend them; unbelievable how easily they slice through fingers. wouldnt take much effort to dismember a body.shed load of blood though. I'm guessing you fancied one of those all day breakfasts in a tin when you got home from the pub but couldn't find the tin opener? Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I'm guessing you fancied one of those all days breakfasts in a tin when you got home from the pub but couldn't find the tin opener?Tssk tssk. Link to comment
The Hulk Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I mind watching a video on one of those gore sites a while ago.A spoiler might've been nice there Poodler. That's put me right aff my custard creams. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 In the end they ram a log up her arse and set fire to it. An all time classic. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Tssk tssk. FFS and you took the time to edit it.you pathetic bastard. harcus - only sad acts care about typos on here min. when your on your death bed, riddled with inbreeding, are you gonna look back with fondness alkl the times you edited posts on a forum just cause you made a mistake. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 and you took the time to edit it.you pathetic bastard. harcus - only sad acts care about typos on here min. when your on your death bed, riddled with inbreeding, are you gonna look back with fondness alkl the times you edited posts on a forum just cause you made a mistake.C'mon min Blurto, there's a time and a place for a'thing. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 The sequel where her sister had to gobble an African while getting run over(feet first of course) by a slow steamroller was quite the cozy Xmas day matinee.Did you need to get a special steamroller licence? Link to comment
Henry Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 when your on your death bed, riddled with inbreeding, are you gonna look back with fondness alkl the times you edited posts on a forum just cause you made a mistake. Yes Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Was it the gore or Chinese cock that made you shoot your muck? I meant finished watching it, not ejaculated, I'm nae a creep :/ Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 When you consider around 25% of the population allegedly has some kind of mental problem then surely it could be part of the Emergency Services. Fuck off!! I've been to the US a few times now, I'd say at least half of them are nuts. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Fuck off!! I've been to the US a few times now, I'd say at least half of them are nuts. you do have to wonder. http://www.komonews.com/news/local/4-year-old-boy-recovers-from-suspected-heroin-OD-father-jailed-225642521.html SEATTLE - A Redmond man, described in court documents as both an addict and drug dealer, is accused of trying to kill his 4-year-son with heroin on the day his divorce was supposed to be finalized. The man's soon-to-be ex-wife found Eric Emil Lehtinen, 37, and their son on a bed in a locked Redmond house on Tuesday. They were unconscious. The woman removed a blanket from the little boy to find a syringe apparently filled with drugs on his chest, court documents say. Firefighters arrived and despite their efforts neither the father nor child was responsiive. The boy was taken to Seattle Children's and his father to a local hospital, The little boy is at Seattle Children's. It's unknown whether he will suffer long-term damage from the overdose. Medical staff at the hospital found puncture wounds on his neck and buttocks, indicating needle sticks, court documents say. The hospital found evidence of not only heroin in his blood but also ketamine, morphine, codeine and other drugs. Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Well, I'd guess that there are as many psychos in the US as there are in the UK (as a % of population), however, in the US we have no mental health services and nobody gives a shit.....whereas in the UK there is more of a chance that someone who needs help will get it. Of course, back home in Blighty some people slip through the net but that is gonna happen in any system and a few grizzly deaths a year are unavoidable. Link to comment
tup Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 The US is turning into the worst country on earth. There seem to be few redeeming qualities to it. Give me Scotland, except weegieland, any day. Link to comment
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