Firefighters Rescue Man's Penis From Toaster

[caledonia]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-rescue-mans-penis-toaster-2346520

 

 

Firefighters came to the rescue of a man in distress when he got his penis stuck in a toaster.

It is unclear exactly what the humiliated gentleman had been up to, but fortunately London's finest arrived to extricate his manhood from the electrical device.

Unbelievably, another adventurer rivalled his ridiculous antics by somehow getting his member lodged in a vacuum cleaner.

[spamspamspam]

He was probably in his element.

[Ke1t]

My suspicion is that he was fucking his toaster and his cock got stuck.

 

My first clue was when he got his cock stuck in the toaster he'd been fucking.

[fine-n-dandy]

That reminds me of the time I was up on my knees on the kitchen work top reaching up on top of the cupboards for another bottle of whisky, when I slipped & got my penis lodged in two soapy sponges taped together with duct tape just as the wife walked into the kitchen after coming home early from work.

[Ke1t]

That reminds me of the time I was up on my knees on the kitchen work top reaching up on top of the cupboards for another bottle of whisky, when I slipped & got my penis lodged in two soapy sponges taped together with duct tape just as the wife walked into the kitchen after coming home early from work.

 

Sounds like that classic episode of 'Oh Crikey!'

 

[ChutneyLove]

By folding a well buttered bap around your member and putting it in the toaster on low heat, a pleasant sensation may occur. Seemingly.

[looksgoodinred]

By folding a well buttered bap around your member and putting it in the toaster on low heat, a pleasant sensation may occur. Seemingly.

 

hope you have a toaster with the extra-wide bagel slots?

[The Boofon]

He was probably in his element.

 

The +1 should be taken back for posts like these.

[caledonia]

 

hope you have a toaster with the extra-wide bagel slots?

why have you seen his member