cow Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Hi, Cow here me doesn't like the old cancer. Took my mate last year and both parents are survivors of this horrible, heart breaking disease. So I'm more than happy to give my full weight behind this campaign to raise money for Cancer research. http://9gag.tv/v/1436 I've been in touch with LGIR and she is keen to get involved with this campaign. Early suggestions are that she is prepared to motorboat against cancer, but luke-warm on anchoring in the harbour. This got me thinking that I, Cow could made more of my natural god given cock for charity. So I'm thinking about launching Cow against Cancer (CAC) where I Cow would let female members hum on my bell stick for only £25 for (and wait for it this is the USP) an unlimited time. Cow- Care more about cancer than self respect. Cow. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Why not make a female sockpuppet, then you can suck your own cock for charity. Link to comment
dervish Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Sell the 'Sookpuppet TM'. Girls like cute things, put on the 'Sookpuppet TM' draw a smile face and eyes on it (nose is the japper obviously) and let them kiss the cute wee bellend dressed as a wee.. I dunno elf or some shit. Link to comment
cow Posted October 18, 2013 Author Share Posted October 18, 2013 Why not make a female sockpuppet, then you can suck your own cock for charity. Sell the 'Sookpuppet TM'. Girls like cute things, put on the 'Sookpuppet TM' draw a smile face and eyes on it (nose is the japper obviously) and let them kiss the cute wee bellend dressed as a wee.. I dunno elf or some shit. I'm liking this guys, I'm liking it a lot. But what's in it for me? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I'm liking this guys, I'm liking it a lot. But what's in it for me? You get your cock sucked as often as you're willing to suck your own cock... and at 25 quid a pop you could be donating a significant amount to cancer research. Link to comment
cow Posted October 18, 2013 Author Share Posted October 18, 2013 You get your cock sucked as often as you're willing to suck your own cock... and at 25 quid a pop you could be donating a significant amount to cancer research. I'm a man of diminishing jackers, and I like to stockpile on occasion, and while it's a great idea. I'm out. Link to comment
dervish Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 How about a fag swatter? Hit the cause rather than try to cure? We can beat AIDS. Link to comment
cow Posted October 18, 2013 Author Share Posted October 18, 2013 How about a fag swatter? Hit the cause rather than try to cure? We can beat AIDS. I believe we are on the road to curing HIV, which in turn will increase the population of homo-upthebum men. Mixed news at best imo. cow. Link to comment
dervish Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I might be alone in this. However I'm looking forward to the better hair product advice. Link to comment
cow Posted October 18, 2013 Author Share Posted October 18, 2013 I might be alone in this. However I'm looking forward to the better hair product advice. Nicky Clarke is a pioneer of the hair world. I've recently bought myself some GHD straighteners. These days my hair is a solid 8.5/10 and rarely below 7/10. Cow. Link to comment
dervish Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I never heard Veet being mentioned there so I doubt that's a 8.5 in my world. Link to comment
360 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 LGIR- You are a beautiful person, physically and mentally, I would urge you not to back "their" campaign. Cow's link was from "9gag", he is not serious and this is just a sick, sick joke. Link to comment
tup Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Some sick and weird creeps on this thread. Link to comment
caledonia Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 can anybody tell me what this thread is about Link to comment
cow Posted October 20, 2013 Author Share Posted October 20, 2013 Sick joke ? Its a legit cause that allows us to watch a video featuring lovely girls tits? What's not to love. Link to comment
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