Spirit Guide

[dervish]

Was quite amused talking to a racist women at work (indians all smell of curry can't eat that they might have touched it) who thinks she can see "things" and has been told that she has a spirit guide. "He is beside you, a small indian man". On this revelation I made the, I thought obvious, observation... "haha an indian you like them... and he watches you in the shower, probably rubs one out.... watches you taking every shit... wonder what he thinks about the curry comments?"

 

Onywa' if you could have a spirit guide, what would it/he be?

[Sheep#1]

I was hoping this was another thread about drink.

[dervish]

If it helps when you run out of gin, topping up a G&T with bacardi is shite.

[Sheep#1]

That's a good tip for the spirit guide. Bacardi is always a last resort, it's o.k when you're already buckled (as your tastebuds no longer function)