Harvey Price

[Notorious Chee]

Wouldn't want to be left in a room alone with him.

 

https://twitter.com/JamieForrestt/status/392397434137366528

[Pudgie]

Holy fuck! Zola's got competition.

[Notorious Chee]

Harvey is only about 10, Calvin is fucked.

[ebbe]

he certainly looks more mobile than calvin.

[beef_sister]

That could do some fucking damage! Pity the Mongol will never get to use it unless he's havin a piss

[Notorious Chee]

When he hits puberty and is left alone with Katie, I fear for her safety

[caledonia]

Frankie Boyle seen this yet

[buchanskii]

It turns out all this time that his disability was a third leg.

[Guest milne_afc]

Why would she put that on the Internet?

 

She's fucking sick.

[beef_sister]

Imagine gettin a boner because your holdin a bairn and your mums cuddling into you.....

[Pudgie]

I can only compare it to a large black pudding

 

Or a thick Policeman's truncheon.

Why do daft policemen get bigger truncheons?

[beef_sister]

Do you think he punches his mum about if she doesn't put out for him?

[dervish]

Surely that cage in the background is where he lives.

 

Saw the title of the thread and knew it would deliver.

[tightbreeks]

me myself and Irene.

[minijc]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAHAHAHAHA

[Sheep#1]

No got twitter, did that vapid cunt Jordan actually post a pic of her mongo sons cock?!

[madjockmcferson]

There will be a market for mongol porn....somewhere. Probably in Alabama.

[BrianFaePerth]

Fuckin hell

[Pudgie]

It's not just on twitter. It's on news sites too. Each and every one seems to be ignoring the sapling Harvey's smuggling in his punts.

[Poodler]

Still laughing at this!

[Guest milne_afc]

I was chuckling away to myself at work about it.

 

Quite the podgering stick he's got himself.

[danger_mouse]

no doubt the minute someone mentions it to her,she will go running to the papers greeting

[caledonia]

There will be a market for mongol porn....somewhere. Probably in Alabama.

 

kelt will be looking for it now..

[K-9]

_{Don't even think he is hard there!!}

[dervish]

_{Don't even think he is hard there!!}

 

Gads min.

[The Hulk]

Now would be an appropriate time to call up this old classic:

 

Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. AS luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress his polished ebony skin.

The house was quiet. He looked into one room and saw the sleeping Peter Andre - without the wig and wax on his face he was rather beautiful. But Akabusi wasn't into arses. Not today.

He heard a noise coming from the bathroom. He ran along the landing, his giant cock swinging in the air like Saddam on Youtube. He looked into the bathroom and saw a mad little fucker, big as a barrel and blind as a bat leaping up and down in some boiling water.

"Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son with your cock out".

Akabusi slowly turned around and saw Katie Price in front of him - wearing nothing but a Juicy Couture camisole and the slightest glistening of her ample clunge.

As ever Akabusi's cock became harder than the Guardian cryptic and proceeded to bang her tits off as Harvey ate a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps from the floor that Akabusi had brought just in case.

Before Akabusi left he wiped his now dying cock on Harvey's afro, bent down to the prone Jordan, who lay liked a painter's radio in the moonlight, and whispered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.

 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Thats sick, but really funny. I'm torn as to how to respond.

[Sheep#1]

Now would be an appropriate time to call up this old classic:

 

 

 

Those Akabusi stories are class Awooga!

[tup]

This thread is sickening.

[The Boofon]

This thread is sickening.

Correct. Jordan looks like a duck.