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Whats The Worst Thing You've Ever Seen?


Clydeside_Sheep

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As per title, whats the worst thing you've ever seen?

 

In real life, I dont mean some horror off the inter-web.

 

For me:

 

Worst thing - I once saw two junkies lurching down West Princess Street in Glasgow. This was in broad daylight and in a reasonably respectable area too.

 

They were both obviously doped up ("gouching" I believe they call it) and seemed unable to bend their legs judging by the way they awkwardly half-staggered, half-goose-stepped down the street.

 

So what was so bad about this? Well, the guy was wearing a hun top (natch) and.........................the woman had very obviously shat herself. I dont know what one was worse.

 

Her accident was not recent either, judging by the way the liquidly-looking sh*t had completely seeped through the entire backside area of her jeans and was starkly obvious to everyone. She had one or two futile wipes at the rear of her jeans when I saw them (with her bare hands of course).

 

The guy was lurching about 2 steps in front of her. I am not sure if he was walking ahead because he was embarassed to be seen with someone who had shit herself, or if she was hanging back because she was embarassed to be seen with someone in a huns top. (My sympathies here probably lay more with her, to be honest).

 

So, whats the worst thing you've ever seen?

 

I am expecting some cracking contributions, given the large number of posters all accused of having shit themselves at various times.

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serioulsy...

 

a construction worker where i work lost an arm recently.

 

consequently the normal office workers here performed first aid etc.

youd never expect anything like that to ever happen in a million years.

 

mustve been raspberry jam everywhere; cantve been nice like.

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I was on holiday in Krakow once and seen these bunch of Bams on a stag do start on some poor guy playing an accordion, trying to earn a buck for his family. One of them got a swift and sore looking crack to his jaw for his trouble though.

 

 

:laughing:

 

In all seriousness I saw a camel that had went through a car windscreen and mangled the driver and passenger after they'd riven into it at speed. Nae a pretty sight.

 

Perfect height for coming clean through the window if you skittle a camel's legs. What a mess.

 

All deid. Camel and the two gadgies.

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My old flatemate's bird died in our flat after a weekend binge.

 

After the hysteria and initial mindfuck of my pal's reaction upon finding her, I thought I'd go through to the bedroom for a gander as I thought the drugs had been playing with his mind and she was probably just asleep.

 

She was dead.

 

Nae fine.

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Once was passenger in a mates car and on a dark road when some guy jumped out in front of the car. Saw his face as he came flying towards the windscreen before he bounced off it and over the top of the car. Then seeing him in the middle of the road all mangled and dead, and one of his legs elsewhere on the road. Police tried to tell me later it was just his shoe - it might have been, but it still had his foot in the shoe and the leg from the knee down still connected to his foot.

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My old flatemate's bird died in our flat after a weekend binge.

After the hysteria and initial mindfuck of my pal's reaction upon finding her, I thought I'd go through to the bedroom for a gander as I thought the drugs had been playing with his mind and she was probably just asleep.

She was dead.

Nae fine.

Bad one that. What was the fall out, cause of death etc, o.d?

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Saw my mate glass a hun in the railway station bar, it was horrific, glass smashed in the guys face round side on, blood everywhere. I imagine the lad has a round scar on his face till this day, my mates dead if it's any consolation to the guy.

 

Was a passenger in a transit van that went right over the top of a 5 year old in Garthdee, fuck knows how but he survived, his head even left a dent on the bonnet and you felt the back wheels lifting as we went over him.

 

Seeing and being in the company of a woman who's young child had just died tops them, something no one should ever have to go through, words can't describe it.

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