Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 As per title, whats the worst thing you've ever seen? In real life, I dont mean some horror off the inter-web. For me: Worst thing - I once saw two junkies lurching down West Princess Street in Glasgow. This was in broad daylight and in a reasonably respectable area too. They were both obviously doped up ("gouching" I believe they call it) and seemed unable to bend their legs judging by the way they awkwardly half-staggered, half-goose-stepped down the street. So what was so bad about this? Well, the guy was wearing a hun top (natch) and.........................the woman had very obviously shat herself. I dont know what one was worse. Her accident was not recent either, judging by the way the liquidly-looking sh*t had completely seeped through the entire backside area of her jeans and was starkly obvious to everyone. She had one or two futile wipes at the rear of her jeans when I saw them (with her bare hands of course). The guy was lurching about 2 steps in front of her. I am not sure if he was walking ahead because he was embarassed to be seen with someone who had shit herself, or if she was hanging back because she was embarassed to be seen with someone in a huns top. (My sympathies here probably lay more with her, to be honest). So, whats the worst thing you've ever seen? I am expecting some cracking contributions, given the large number of posters all accused of having shit themselves at various times. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Davie Dodds wearing a dayglo yenitit shirt Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 i once saw a bunch of loners meet in a pub in dingwall once. they all had home made name badges on. it was cringeworthy. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 man set upon, tires placed round him, petrol poured in and match chucked at him. flaming disgusting. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 serioulsy... a construction worker where i work lost an arm recently. consequently the normal office workers here performed first aid etc.youd never expect anything like that to ever happen in a million years. mustve been raspberry jam everywhere; cantve been nice like. Link to comment
360 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Saw some pavement dancing in Bradford. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 watched snakes on a plane once. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 this is a funny one "oi mate, you've shit yerself" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srepqx3BgLA Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Did you see it or not? Was there or wasn't there Rasp Jam everywhere? Otherwise return with the worst thing you've seen apart from your Wedding Photo. beat it mealer. Link to comment
360 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Sarah Millican Miranda Hart Both ugly and fat as fuck Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Both ugly and fat as fuck ach min, cheesers alright like, nae that bad. Link to comment
buchanskii Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Either the time I saw my next door neighbour lying deed because of a heroin overdose when I was about 11, or when my mate ran into a window that shattered, leaving a chunk of his arm in the windowsill. The joys of being brought up in the mean streets of Mastrick Link to comment
zander Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Saw a wifey jump out of a 4th storey building. Link to comment
360 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 My mates were aghast when they saw my dislocated elbow, I simply "popped" it back in and landed a few more jabs on those pesky geordies. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Seen plenty folk die (work in surgical and used to work in palliative). Seen some brutal internet videos, beheadings, rapes etc. Nothing really shocks me anymore. Think I'm dead inside. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 I saw a beaver who could waterski. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 The Go! Team supporting the Flaming Lips at the Usher Hall. Fucking horrendous. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 I was on holiday in Krakow once and seen these bunch of Bams on a stag do start on some poor guy playing an accordion, trying to earn a buck for his family. One of them got a swift and sore looking crack to his jaw for his trouble though. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 I was on holiday in Krakow once and seen these bunch of Bams on a stag do start on some poor guy playing an accordion, trying to earn a buck for his family. One of them got a swift and sore looking crack to his jaw for his trouble though. In all seriousness I saw a camel that had went through a car windscreen and mangled the driver and passenger after they'd riven into it at speed. Nae a pretty sight. Perfect height for coming clean through the window if you skittle a camel's legs. What a mess. All deid. Camel and the two gadgies. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Jamie Langfield Darren Mackie Ricky Foster I've nae really seen any thing all that bad to be honest. People shitting in the street in the Dominican Republic. Been lucky enough not to happen across any serious injury/accident... Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 google 'Blue Waffle'. I still feel sick about seeing it and that was 3 years ago. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 My old flatemate's bird died in our flat after a weekend binge. After the hysteria and initial mindfuck of my pal's reaction upon finding her, I thought I'd go through to the bedroom for a gander as I thought the drugs had been playing with his mind and she was probably just asleep. She was dead. Nae fine. Link to comment
jassb Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Once was passenger in a mates car and on a dark road when some guy jumped out in front of the car. Saw his face as he came flying towards the windscreen before he bounced off it and over the top of the car. Then seeing him in the middle of the road all mangled and dead, and one of his legs elsewhere on the road. Police tried to tell me later it was just his shoe - it might have been, but it still had his foot in the shoe and the leg from the knee down still connected to his foot. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 google 'Blue Waffle'. I still feel sick about seeing it and that was 3 years ago. It's nae a pretty sight thon. Reminds me of when folk were saying to Google 'faceparty', dunno if it's still there, but that was just as bad in it's own way :sick: Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 My old flatemate's bird died in our flat after a weekend binge.After the hysteria and initial mindfuck of my pal's reaction upon finding her, I thought I'd go through to the bedroom for a gander as I thought the drugs had been playing with his mind and she was probably just asleep.She was dead.Nae fine.Bad one that. What was the fall out, cause of death etc, o.d? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Drowning Mexican children, inequity of wealth, nightclub shooting, dog pishing on my luggage. Link to comment
redmadkebab Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 beat it mealer.Booters min, you smashing those 2 pizzas in the hotel the night of the roses in Manchester with nae claes on was scientifically the grimmest thing I've seen in my relatively young life. Link to comment
daytripping Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Saw my mate glass a hun in the railway station bar, it was horrific, glass smashed in the guys face round side on, blood everywhere. I imagine the lad has a round scar on his face till this day, my mates dead if it's any consolation to the guy. Was a passenger in a transit van that went right over the top of a 5 year old in Garthdee, fuck knows how but he survived, his head even left a dent on the bonnet and you felt the back wheels lifting as we went over him. Seeing and being in the company of a woman who's young child had just died tops them, something no one should ever have to go through, words can't describe it. Link to comment
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