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Where's Lgir?


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I was on Fuck Buddy and Shagaholic all through the night until leaving for work this morning and I never came across Lgir in any of them. I only found the depraved and the sexually deranged there, not a true lady like Lgir. I should have been getting ready for a spot of dogging down in a carpark in Longniddrie, which coincidentally, lies around halfway between a Hatter in Porty and a Hatter from Cockburnspath. :sherlock:

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I wouldn't be surprised. You say that as if you know who was behind it?

 

A manny 100%.

 

 

What eh ken is no one in their right mind would go to so elaborate a ploy to pretend tae be a burd. It's one thing to come on here and say "hey boys look at my titties", it's a whole other thing to develop this female persona for over 2 years ffs.

 

What would it achieve exactly, a good wank over the thought of teasing Rumpus?

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Yeah but that goes without saying chief.

 

Your name doesn't need to be included - it's obvious you're a sound cunt and were coming on the night oot.

 

I'm out Saturday to watch the fitba scores then have a heed weeting at half 5, you're more than welcome to buy me a puckly beers in an establishment in toon.

 

I believe Spamx3 may also be buying me a few beers because he's a sound cunt and nae seen him in a good filey.

 

I thought this might be the case.

 

I'd love to come out on Saturday and buy you some drinks, but i'm busy pretending that I'm a 19-Year old Burd with huge cans on Oakland Raiders-Chat all day.

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