Charles Saatchi

[Clydeside_Sheep]

We have all seen in the press recently that yer man Saatchi split up with Nigella Lawson.

 

(He was pictured holding her around the throat, which is obviously shocking and wholly wrong - but this thread does not concern that unnacceptable action).

 

No sooner was Nigella out the door, than Trinny Woodall was straight in there, like a rat up a drain-pipe.

 

Questions:

 

1) How does an old man like Saatchi do it? Ok he must be rich, but then both Lawson and Woodall will be rich in their own right. Why are they attracted to such an elderly man (I think hes in his 70s, they are only 50 odd).

 

2) Do you think he was doing better with Nigella, or with Trinny? I think with Trinny - Ive always liked Trinny.

 

Interestingly, both seem to have had a penchant for cocaine in their time. Maybe Saatchi gives them cocaine, is that it?

 

Nigella:

 

http://piedblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/nigella-lawson-2.jpg

 

Trinny:

 

http://i2.cdnds.net/13/48/618x676/showbiz-cannes-trinny-woodall.jpg

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Going by that photos Nigella. Both looking good at their age.

 

I think by their parasitic nature regardless of personal wealth if they can get more, regardless how withered the beast is they surrender their vaginas to their new host.

 

 

Haha - thats straight out of Mills and Boon, eh?

 

So we have 1 for Trinny and 1 for Nigella so far.

[Bluto10]

All part and parcel of the Brtish class system. Both good looking women to the manor born.

 

Even if the arse crack displaying brickie was the nicest bloke they had ever met, he wouldn't be of a suitable social status to even be allowed to sniff their used panties let alone get teabagged from those type..

 

i always find people who describe the "class systems", whatever that is, in such a manner it betrays within the commentator a sense of jealousy or bitterness; hopelessness even.

[Henry]

Got to be Nigella, Trinny has tits like two peas on an ironing board.

[Bluto10]

I'm not bitter, jealous or eveloped in hopelessness re: the social class structure. It exists, no two ways about it.

 

Only an ignorant fool can't see it for it is. As a communist I regard everyone as equal, even spastics over 20yrs old who wear football tops with their 'nickname' on the back.

 

doesnt exist in my circles.

 

PS bluto is not my nickname. and your choice of language leaves a lot to be desired aswell.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Got to be Nigella, Trinny has tits like two peas on an ironing board.

 

I would argue her face, hair, legs and ass (in comparison to Nigellas) redress the balance!

[Poodler]

Can we get some decent pictures in this thread?

[Guest]

 

i always find people who describe the "class systems", whatever that is, in such a manner it betrays within the commentator a sense of jealousy or bitterness; hopelessness even.

 

Brilliantly observed. The only people who complain about the class system are pieces of shit who came from the lowest class and were so scum like their parent(s), they were never able to escape it. Even those who escape it by making some dough themselves, they never escape their feeling of inadequacy in their minds.

 

So ironic as the percentage of really horrible and useless cunts is higher in the higher classes and the percentage or real and genuine folks is significantly higher in those who have nothing in terms of material wealth. There are weak people everywhere. It is mental weakness to even consider oneself as being of the class system at both ends of the spectrum let alone never rising above it on one hand or considering oneself as superior on the other.

 

rumpus is clearly a moron. Given his twisted sexuality, his whining about being scum is way down the scale.

[360]

Nigella for moi.

 

[360]

A man of taste and a preference of wet pussy.

That's what's going to be on my tombstone.

[terenceandphilip]

Ms Lawson said Mr Saatchi "told everyone" he was taking cocaine out of her nose after he was photographed holding her neck at Scotts restaurant.

She claimed the incident was actually sparked when she commented on a person walking past with a baby.

"I said 'I'm so looking forward to having grandchildren'."

"He grabbed me by the throat and said 'I'm the only person you should be concerned with'."

[terenceandphilip]

what an utterly bonkers carry on this whole debacle is. Thoroughly entertaining however.

 

Rich silly artman, cocaine, throat grabbing, silly money spending, credit cards, cannabis - love it

 

 

Mind you, cocaine and credit cards? What's going on here? Does the judge need some pointers?

[tup]

Could he not have just snorted some himself instead of taking the stuff out of Nigella's beak?

 

Maybe it was the last of his stash.

 

If so, you can see why he might have been pissed off.

[chief_wiggum]

Id be hanging oot o Nigellas arse like a bit o used toilet roll

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Could imagine Trinny being a bit dry and boney round the old groin.

Where theres a will, theres a way!

Nigella......loves whipping up a treat in the kitchen, yer supper would always be on the table on time.

Ah, but trinny could tell you what not to wear........