Afc Chat Awards 2013

[Monkey]

The end of the year brings the now traditional AFC-Chat awards. Your chance to 'honour' your fellow 'hatters in 'the most celebrated and prestigious awards ceremony in the virtual world of AFC supporters!'

...same script as usual; please indicate one selection per category from the following options:

• Best poster
• Most negative poster
• Most positive poster
• Funniest poster
• Most random poster
• Most improved poster
• Must do better 2014 poster
• The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before)
• Best thread
• Best mod
• Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12)

Voting will close at the end of the month and the winners will be announced in early January.

 

Please note; this thread is for voting only... any OT chat will be deleted.

Thanks!

[tommo1903]

Best poster - Cheesepipes

• Most negative poster - SpamSpamSpam
• Most positive poster - Bluto, the man of the people.
• Funniest poster - Cheesepipes
• Most random poster - cow
• Most improved poster - fuck knows
• Must do better 2014 poster - MillerTime, he's not had you lot on a string as much this year. He did set new heights last year though.
• The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - fuck knows
• Best thread - The one where DandyDonKD asked us to like his Facebook page.
• Best mod - tup
• Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - Dave_Min

[spamspamspam]

• Best poster - cheesepipes

Most negative poster - Jonty

Most positive poster - cow, ridiculously so

Funniest poster - cheesepipes

Most random poster - MT

Most improved poster - stoney

Must do better 2014 poster - clydesgayle

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - roberto

Best thread - using your mobile

Best mod - attention seeking hoors, no vote

Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - dave_min

[Redstar]

Best poster - Ke1t

Most negative poster - Fine and Dandy...or myself

Most positive poster - DT

Funniest poster - tup

Most random poster - tightbreeks

Most improved poster - Roberto...he's not actually a cunt

Must do better 2014 poster - MT

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - Boofon

Best thread - The Mchun to Hibs one

Best mod - Ollie1903

Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - Dave_min

[tup]

Best poster - rocket scientist this year for some of his diatribes

Most negative poster - bluto, annoying spammer

Most positive poster - briPod, as in positively full of shit

Funniest poster - Jigot

Most random poster - bad mobby

Most improved poster - Roberto

Must do better 2014 poster - fine n dandy

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - Stoney torn faced hoor he is

Best thread - Pubs in Dingwall

Best mod - Ollie1903

Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - reekie dock, a total clown

[360]

• Best poster- Bluto10

Most negative poster- Redstar

Most positive poster- HuntlySheep

Funniest poster- Kelt

Most random poster- Tightbreeks

Most improved poster- Tup- seen as though he doesn't post as much nowadays

Must do better 2014 poster- Stoney

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award- Tommy

Best thread- Tup's pool competition

Best mod- NL24

Best newcomer- HuntlySheep

[caledonia]

• Best poster- Tup when he is not sulking

Most negative poster- Jonty

Most positive poster- Tord31

Funniest poster- bluto10

Most random poster- Millertime

Most improved poster- cow

Must do better 2014 poster- clydesdale (posts are to long)

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award- Boofon

Best thread- dayts music thread (do not know which one but come home the worse for wear and played song after song)

Best mod- Ollie1903

Best newcomer- dave_min

[Monkey]

Sorry folks, I should have pointed out that the following folk, can't win the Lifetime award,

 

Roberto

Stoney

Tommy,

K9

Millertime

RTYD

That's because the Mods had a vote and decided to disqualify them for various reasons.

 

If you have nominated them feel free to pick someone else, or don't it's your choice.

 

 

they are all past winners and you can't get a lifetime award twice.

 

[cow]

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• Best poster -Rumpus
• Most negative poster - Monkey
• Most positive poster - Jocky Balboa
• Funniest poster - Rumpus
• Most random poster - 360
• Most improved poster - Rocketscientist. Used to be absolutely awful but I've schooled him well
• Must do better 2014 poster - Jonty
• The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - Don't care
• Best thread - CashCow
• Best mod - N/A
• Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - Derek wonderful humour.

[Guest]

Best - ke1t and bloots and fatjim

Worst - cow and cs and mt

Funniest - pipes and jigot

Best mod - none o the cunts

Most improved - fatshaft, since he's fucked off

[caledonia]

 

..same script as usual; please indicate one selection per category from the following options:

 

• Best poster
• Most negative poster
• Most positive poster
• Funniest poster
• Most random poster
• Most improved poster
• Must do better 2014 poster
• The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before)
• Best thread
• Best mod
• Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12)

 

Best - ke1t and bloots and fatjim

Worst - cow and cs and mt

Funniest - pipes and jigot

Best mod - none o the cunts

Most improved - fatshaft, since he's fucked off

 

 

 

There should be one for thickest poster

[Sonoftherock]

• Best poster: Some really good contributors on here... I like the Oxford Don - he should post more. I'll go for Kelt or Rocket_Scientist. I voted for the former last year, so the latter get's my shout this year!
• Most negative poster: Easy. Redstar.
• Most positive poster: Chutneylove - As a veteran of the days when we actually had a great team, I'm constantly amazed by his optimism for the current side!
• Funniest poster: Fatjim, but as ever Millertime gives me plenty of laughs!
• Most random poster: Cow. A bizarre mixture of benevolent altruism, schizophrenia and unhinged ranting about Scottish independence. Another easy category.
• Most improved poster: Boofon - that time spent locked in a cupboard, hiding from Al Qaeda seems to have had a profound effect!
• Must do better 2014 poster: Bulto01. Ruins a lot of the good discussion in the 'All other football' forum. Thankfully he doesn't post in the AFC forum much.
• The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award: Bobby_Connor (Posthumously)
• Best thread: Loved the 'McInnes to Hibs' thread, but 'Tups holiday adventures' was compelling stuff. Actually, is it too late to change my vote for best poster?
• Best mod: Bebo - deserves more recognition for the work he does behind the scenes.
• Best newcomer: Clydesdale_Sheep has been an interesting addition!

 

[Henry]

 

• Best poster - Tup
• Most negative poster - Redstar
• Most positive poster - HuntlyDon
• Funniest poster - cheesepipes
• Most random poster - tightbreeks
• Most improved poster - N/A
• Must do better 2014 poster - fine-n-dandy, painful stuff.
• The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - Kelt
• Best thread - McInnes to Hibs
• Best mod - Bebo
• Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - The Hulk, think he misses the deadline but he only really started posting again this year.

 

 

[Stoney]

 

• Best poster - Roberto....... cause hes sound
• Most negative poster - Ollie, needs to stop harassing certain players (soz min)
• Most positive poster - Foster 14
• Funniest poster - Kelto
• Most random poster - Clydeside sheep
• Most improved poster - Harcus..... not nearly as annoying this year
• Must do better 2014 poster - Bluto, His stock is slipping
• The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - Magician Impossible - Dynamo
• Best thread - Mcinnes to hibs......Tupster at his finest, was obviously baiting but a few still fell in.... nice work
• Best mod - Oddjob
• Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - Huntly Sheep - oh to be that enthusiastic again

[DD1903]

1. Best poster: cheesepipes

2. Most negative poster: redstar

Most positive poster: chutney love

Funniest poster: cheesepipes

Most random poster: huntly bot

Most improved poster: Rocket scientist. Only because I've blocked him.

Must do better 2014 poster: harcus. It is getting a bit boring now

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before): bobo

Best thread: mcinnes to hibs

Best mod: monkey

Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12): dandydon KD. His youthful outlook on things brightens up the board!

[Pash]

• Best poster - Kelt (A great mix of intellect and wit)

Most negative poster - Redstar (cheer up min )

Most positive poster - Roberto (HIV positive)

Funniest poster - Cheesepipes (Actually whilst reading >90% of the stuff he writes, true poetry)

Most random poster - Huntlysheep (Love his random outbursts of hatred towards the old firm )

Most improved poster - SpamSpamSpam (Never took much notice before but really like the cut of his jib)

Must do better 2014 poster - Fine-n-Dandy (Zzzzzzzzzzz)

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - Kelt

Best thread - AFC Chat Awards 2012

Best mod - Sonoftherock (It's like me being a mod for some Aussie Rules forum, f**k that).

Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - sb89

[Dynamo]

Best poster - Sonoftherock (top tipster)
Most negative poster - redstar

Most positive poster - karl fletcher
Funniest poster - 360
Most random poster - bluto
Most improved poster - dave min
Must do better 2014 poster - diamonds....prediction league every week - "I should have had more points" x 10 different folk haha.
The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - Boofon
Best thread - Facebook statuses thread
Best mod - bebo
Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - Huntly Sheep. Hates the huns and tims.

[Huntlysheep]

• Best poster - Roberto
• Most negative poster - Redstar
• Most positive poster - Daytripping
• Funniest poster- Kelt
• Most random poster - Cow/Derek/Rumpus
• Most improved poster- Tup
• Must do better 2014 poster - Rumpus/cow/Derek
• The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - Dynamo
• Best thread - Tups Manchester adventure
• Best mod - They're all good.
• Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - DandydonKD

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[minijc]

• Best poster- Boof
  
• Most negative poster- Redstar
  
• Most positive poster- Kelt
  
• Funniest poster- Cheesepipes
  
• Most random poster- Harcus fucking hates the search function
  
• Most improved poster- Dave_min
  
• Must do better 2014 poster- Bluto
  
• The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) Boboisared
  
• Best thread- Pubs in Dingwall
  
• Best mod- Oddjob
  
• Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) Beef Sister
  

[Robbie Winters]

• Best poster - Cheesepipes
• Most negative poster - Redstar to the point of tedium
• Most positive poster - Huntly
• Funniest poster - Jigot
• Most random poster - Cow
• Most improved poster - Tup
• Must do better 2014 poster - Robbie Winters
• The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - Kelt
• Best thread - AFC Chat Awards 2012 fallout thread
• Best mod - Monkey
• Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - dave_min

[The Hulk]

I'm not a fan of elitism so I will abstain from voting.

With the notable exception of the lifetime achievement which should go to Donstalk's most feared & the Peter Pan of AFC Chat - Kelt.

[boboisared]

• Best poster - Tommy

Most negative poster - Kelt (In a good way)!

Most positive poster - LGIR

Funniest poster - ChutneyLove

Most random poster - Huntly Sheep

Most improved poster - Stoney

Must do better 2014 poster - Fine n' Dandy

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - Minj

Best thread - When Tup went travelling

Best mod - SOTR

Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - Dave_Min

[King Street Loon]

• Best poster - Rocket scientist

• Most negative poster - Redstar

Most positive poster - Huntleybot

Funniest poster - Cheesepipes or Ke1t, Cheesepipes or Ke1t - Cheesepipes

Most random poster - Tightbreeks

Most improved poster - The Boofon

Must do better 2014 poster - 360

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - Ke1t

Best thread - Tups holiday adventures

Best mod - Ollie

Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - Dave_Min

[Jocky Balboa]

My choices for 2013 are...

 

• Best poster Probably Rocket Scientist and his superior intellect
• Most negative poster Millertime, purely for his Calderclown love-ins
• Most positive poster Oxford Don is someone who should post more
• Funniest poster Kelt, who cracks me up with his superior wit
• Most random poster Tup - cracks me up! :D
• Most improved poster Cow has distinguished himself on the Independence thread
• Must do better 2014 poster SOTR and his tennis predictions
• The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award I award it to the whole Board, for longevity and being the best AFC Board
• Best thread Scottish Independence thread
• Best mod They all do a good job, imo *sits on fence*
• Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) Clydeside Sheep has brought good debates to the table

[The Boofon]

Best poster - Kelt.

• Most negative poster - ADoninOz. He's a miserable toad.
• Most positive poster - Tinyweelad.
• Funniest poster - Cheesepipes by a country mile.
• Most random poster - Dave min
• Most improved poster - Sheepiekev
• Must do better 2014 poster - Tommy. Needs to ride better things than Mabel.
• The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - Dynamo
• Best thread - The Algerian Hostage Situation/Boofon Kidnapped. At least it had a happy ending for me and not the rest of you cunts.
• Best mod - SOTR
• Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - Dave_Min

[jassb]

Best poster - kelt

Most negative poster - ??

Most positive poster - daytripping

Funniest poster - Jigot (my favourite jambo)

Most random poster - The Boofon (getting The Hat in his TV interview was a bit random)

Most improved poster - rumpus

Must do better 2014 poster - Clydeside_sheep

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - rocket_scientist

Best thread - Tup and his loons holiday

Best mod - Monkey (for telling me off for calling Cow a **** in the Cash Cow thread, but I don't think he really meant it)

Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - Huntlysheep (says what he thinks about Celtic and the rangers, and we all agree)

[chaos_defrost]

Best poster - Bluto (brains, banter and a hardcore drinker)

Most negative poster - Redstar (it's funny to read but was funnier when Brown was manager)

Most positive poster - Looksgoodinred (where's she gone?)

Funniest poster - Tup (no nonsense kind of guy, knows the forum would collapse without him and the mods are intimidated by this)

Most random poster - 360 (could have gone into funniest poster category but his posting is quite random at times so I'm voting for him here)

Most Improved poster - Fuck knows

Must do better 2014 poster - Fuck knows

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award - Rocket Scientist (board became better again when he rejoined or was unbanned)

Best thread - Daytrippings world famous country music night (yet to happen)

Best mod - Don't actually know which posters moderate the forum

Best newcomer - Huntlysheep (got a healthy hatred of huns and tims, obviously brought up well)

Most missed poster - Razor (bring back Razor)

[ChutneyLove]

Best poster - cheesepipes - always look forward to a 'pipes post. Maybe needs to encourage more folk to soil themselves (or admit they do), that thread has been slow this year.

Most negative poster - Redstar - has issues with the manager that need resolved. I honestly don't think he'd be happy if Fergie was reinstated with a 200 million warchest.

Most positive poster - The Boofter - with me, we are the only two on here that think The Dons will win the league this season

Funniest poster - Millertime - he absolutely, definitely must be on the wind up

Most random poster - Bad Mobby - likes a random comment / insult

Most Improved poster - BillyStarkDivin'Heeder has managed to accumulate a good 50 posts this year - prolific

Must do better 2014 poster - LGIR - nae a fan of the disappearing act

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award - Boboisared or Diamonds ...... hhhmmmm - Bobo shades it.

Best thread - One Wicker and his travels or whatever it was called - I think more posters should take the time on their holidays to keep us updated. That thread was as close to watching a soap opera as I have ever came.

Best mod - SOTR - hands down, the best and most reasonable mod I have ever met (and the only one).

Best newcomer - Huntlysheep should stomp this one. I don't think our mig-welding loon is the brightest spark, but his absolute disdain for all things hun is something I can relate too.

 

 

 

[diamondsr4ever]

• Best poster - RS

Most negative poster - MT

Most positive poster - DAYTS

Funniest poster - TUP

Most random poster - MT

Most improved poster - ROBERTO

Must do better 2014 poster - BLUTO

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - ROBERTO

Best thread - ELTON JOHN

Best mod - TUP

Best newcomer -DAVE_MIN

[beef_sister]

• Best poster - Bofoon

Most negative poster - Redstar

Most positive poster - N/A

Funniest poster - Bad Mobby

Most random poster - N/A

Most improved poster - N/A

Must do better 2014 poster - DandyKDdon

The AFC-Chat lifetime achievement award (Open to posters registered from Jan 09 and before) - N/A

Best thread - Facebook statuses

Best mod - N/A

Best newcomer (open to posters registered since Jan 12) - N/A