BrianFaePerth Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I worked with a bloke called Allah. He was a'right I suppose. Never touched a drop. Was one of the real Muslim types who never cheated and had sneaky beers (most of them in my experience). He once had a conversation with me about Scottish people all having the same names. Between him and his crew, every one of them had Mohammed as one of their names - and he thought we all had similar names. I think he maybe thought Mc or Mac were complete names. Surely being called Allah would be an insult to the prophet, peace be upon him. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I don't think so. I think he was quite proud of his name. Cooked a mean barbecue at our company house. How horrified he would have been to know some of the steak he was eating had beer in the marinade. All that life praying umpteen times a day, and he'll still burn in hell for consuming alcohol. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 How does it work if you have a bad back or your knees are a bit wonky. All thon praying looks awfy difficult, especially as you get up in years. Do the decrepit still need to do their praying or else? Link to comment
boboisared Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 We'll put a jihad on you,We'll put a jihad on you,We'll put a jihad on you;Oh Jihad put on you Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 *edit*Shame. It was a fucking cracker. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Has Stoney got a fatwah on him now? 1 Link to comment
Jocky Balboa Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Dandy apparently Went to St. Machar as well, I read... maybe his radicalisation was born in Mr. Firth's office, after a good bumming... and Crimewatch's subsequent omission of this from their appeal when Firth went on the run. Death to the BBC! Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 looks ace fun, like call of duty! no training, straight into the action. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 What did Stoney say? I'm intrigued. Link to comment
boboisared Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Went to St. Machar as well, I read... maybe his radicalisation was born in Mr. Firth's office, after a good bumming... and Crimewatch's subsequent omission of this from their appeal when Firth went on the run. Death to the BBC!Good train of thought but Filthy Firthy had left/fled before he started. Link to comment
Stoney Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Shame. It was a fucking cracker. Aye i thought so, You never know which cunt might take it the wrong way though Link to comment
Stoney Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 What did Stoney say? I'm intrigued. I did a three verser for the euro song It started with I'm a jihad from Aberdeen.......... 1 Link to comment
Master_of_Soulls Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Have you read Petrus Romanus and Exo-Vaticana yet? Just acquired a copy of both myself. Petrus looks interesting, Exo looks beyond mad. Being of curious mind, I googled Exo-Vaticana - It seems completely ridiculous Extra Terrestrial Saviours, Project L.U.C.I.F.E.R., and prophecies conducted by The Vatican's answer to Nostradamus. It'll get the Hollywood Treatment soon. Either that or end up on the Sci-Fy Channel in the next few months Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 I did a three verser for the euro song It started with I'm a jihad from Aberdeen.......... We're taking our team into mecca...? *Nae the bingo Link to comment
Stoney Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 We're taking our team into mecca...? *Nae the bingo We're taking ISIS into Baghdad Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 We're taking our team into mecca...? *Nae the bingoWhy nae the bingo? It would guarantee a full house. Link to comment
Pash Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 I still can't get over the fact he is only 20. He looks at least 21. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Fair beard on him. Kudos for that at that age. Link to comment
Stoney Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Rumour has it he shaved his pubes and stuck them to his face. Link to comment
Pash Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Rumour has it he shaved his pubes and stuck them to his face. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Whats really going on ? Now Iraqi troops flee the Saudi border resulting in Saudi Arabia's arse twitching, a country that spend considerably more on military spending that the UK. (Saudi 4th in world) To follow up, a 5000 militia has now declared a Caliphate , with a 5 year plan to expand this on a grande scale to biblical times, yet Iraq has recieved 500+ special US of A special forces, Iran jets, Russian attack choppers. Now today, the yanks say airport security needs increasing from imminent threats, conspiracy theories await. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Now today, the yanks say airport security needs increasing from imminent threats, conspiracy theories await. Some weird shit going on. Thon thing about Uganda is in my opinion part of the spin. Nothing was ever going to happen, and they will claim it was because Al Qaeda or whoever were frightened off. In a few days they will identify a new imminent target because of this. Eh flew out of Gatwick last night expecting hassle, but there was just 2 feds wi guns at the entrance to departures. The only thing unusual was the lack of queues. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 URL:http://m.scotsman.com/news/scotland/top-stories/scots-isis-fighter-killed-in-iraq-reports-1-3477045 Is oor loon deed aready? Shite fighter if he is!!! Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Maybe start a Facebook page raising awareness of the dangers of joining Al Qaeda. Link to comment
Stoney Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 ffs fucking abysmal performance,another product of the calderwood era. Link to comment
Stoney Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Sincerely hope theres a minutes silence before the groningen game for such a huge dandy!!!! 7 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Sincerely hope theres a minutes silence before the groningen game for such a huge dandy!!!! Link to comment
minijc Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 HE SHOT TO THE LEFT, HE SHOT TO THE RIIIIIIGHT BROTHER ABUL BARAA DIED LASTNIGHT!! Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 allah will spawn him next to a flak jacket, grenades and a bfg 9000. nae worries. Link to comment
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