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The young bloods at work call me Chewbacca if I let my hair grow and dinnae shave, the scamps. Mind you their tides are well fuckin oot, so I put it doon to envy. They cover their heids in coo's licks and gell and they look fucking pathetic. Short back and sides for this hairy fucker.

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Gail Porter.

I once worked next to her cousins (identical twins) one a plumber, the other a joiner in Cordrona. My apprentice at the time asked the plumber gadgie if he could get Gail's autograph for him and I asked for a pair of her slightly soiled knickers. The cunt never spoke to me again. The dour faced mosstroopin' welt.

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I just Googled her, didn't know who she was.

 

Damn and blast, what a difference hair makes to some folk!! If anyone else doesn't know who she is, type her name into Google Images - what a contrast.

 

Seems to have been a marked decline all round, though.

 

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  • 10 years later...
On 1/12/2014 at 9:27 PM, Bluto10 said:

 

Phil Mitchell from the firm

A pedantic point of note nearly 10 years later but Phil Mitchell had hair in The Firm.

A mere soldier to the Hat's Dad Jim McDonald. The real leader of The Firm.

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