360 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Just look as good as I do and the rest takes care of itself. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 they pick me up. Helps they are usually 18 stone and I'm just a wee toot Link to comment
tup Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Just look as good as I do and the rest takes care of itself. You're an ugly cunt. 1 Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Should be picking one up with each hand, it'll half the time takes to lift them up. Link to comment
zig-a-zig-ah Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 I like to pick them up like a [10 pin] bowling ball! Link to comment
cow Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I believe the secret is control. That's why since our weekend of lust at the Travelodge Dumfries I've barred LGIR from posting. Control is the key. Link to comment
360 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 You're an ugly cunt.<br /><br />I admit I think the main contributer to my upcoming memoir "Confessions of a Ladies Man" was not my natural good looks, but rather my habit of regularly donning a blue nike baseball cap and an unfunny, wacky pullover/ sweater. 2 Link to comment
360 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 As well as being comfortably under 5 foot 8. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 my upcoming memoir "Confessions of a Ladies Man" Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Top forum posting 360 min 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Top forum posting 360 min Ah, Bluto: Do you also find that, if you flash your Nexus 7 tablet about in public, women suddenly tend to crowd around you as though they find you completely irresistable? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I generally ooze a quiet sophistication and calm aura that peaople feel comfortable around; with or without 15+ pints and a wifi nexuswithout 15 2 Link to comment
Henry Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 The only thing you ooze is skitter out of your Y-fronts after one too many shandies watching Super Sunday. 1 Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 You need a big cock. Like me. Link to comment
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