Just Made Bacon Rolls

[bonzodaddy73]

Red or brown sauce?

[Stoney]

brown

 

obvs

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Brown.

 

Red is for children.

[paddy]

red please, ta.

 

while you are at it, coffee with 2 sugars - and none of that instant muck.

[caledonia]

Only salt for me

[granite sheep]

Broon wi a fried egg, lorne sausage, black pudding and mushrooms in the same bun, all washed doon wi a gallon of tea

[Guest]

Putting salt on is a typically Scottish thing to do. And stupid.

 

I'm a Manwich man. HP sauce only. Any other "brown" sauce is for idiots.

 

Toast with bacon better than rolls.

[King Street Loon]

I'll have one with red and one with brown please.

And an egg as well my good man.

[stirlingsheep]

Brown

[Jigot]

I like my fried egg to be runnin' doon my jersey,mind. Nane o' thon efforts you can use as a shuriken.

[360]

HP sauce and a cuppa tea, thanks.

[bonzodaddy73]

I've only got 6 rolls so it's a first come first serve basis.

No hp sauce rocket I'm afraid only daddies spicy brown in bonzo manor today.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Better get yourself to asda then

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

I can confirm peanut butter with bacon sounds bizarre at first but is absolutely sensational!!

 

And banana too and you have "an Elvis sandwich"

[bonzodaddy73]

Thought the same until I struck lucky at the Christmas Fair bottle stall. Bottle of Daddies Brown.

Very able.

Let it into your life.

Also may I invite you all to put Peanut Butter on your Bacon Roll it's the start to the day you need when you require that little bit extra of get up and go and have no drugs left.

If you do have drugs left is it acceptable to put them on your bacon roll?

[dervish]

My hierarchy goes:

 

#1 - Bacon + Lorne + White Pudding + Egg

#2 - Bacon + Lorne + Egg

#3 - Bacon + Egg

#4 - Bacon + Brown

 

Prefer it streaky and smoked as well. Fuck I'm hungry now...

[bonzodaddy73]

I think Hashish could be crumbled in to a crispy Bacon Roll but chemical uppers would simply not work.

Finish your roll then take a line, think that's how that needs to pan out.

A plate of bacon rolls once a hash induced munchies kicks in sounds divine.

[Guest]

You peer cunts don't know what coke is. The shit you snort is cut te fuck.

[dervish]

I think Hashish could be crumbled in to a crispy Bacon Roll but chemical uppers would simply not work.

 

Finish your roll then take a line, think that's how that needs to pan out.

 

What about dusting the top of your roll? The folk at work work would be none the wiser.

 

[bonzodaddy73]

My hierarchy goes:

 

#1 - Bacon + Lorne + White Pudding + Egg

#2 - Bacon + Lorne + Egg

#3 - Bacon + Egg

#4 - Bacon + Brown

 

Prefer it streaky and smoked as well. Fuck I'm hungry now...

I quite like black pudding+runny egg+spicy brown. Put simply, orgasmic.

[360]

Pedigree bred haggai for me tonight kids.

 

[tightbreeks]

red sauce on ma sliced - no ketchup, got to be the cheap industrial shite.

broon sauce on ma bacon rolls - not hp.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

If you're pretending to be healthy the old BLT combo is a quick fix in one of those oversized malted grain buns. Doesn't happen often enough for me right enough.

[dervish]

Another good one is cheapo slabs of cooking bacon (lidl etc) cut it up with scissors then fry it up with an egg, in a roll magic.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Recipe as above but sold for a fortune as gammon omette on ciabatta.

 

Coincidentally I had an experience very similar to this in the old cafe continental at the beach. Cunts!

[granite sheep]

Another good one is cheapo slabs of cooking bacon (lidl etc) cut it up with scissors then fry it up with an egg, in a roll magic.

Dirt cheap bacon too, but messy as hell if you do it wi the scissors.

[dervish]

Aye any shite on "ciabatta" tends to cost more and have less of anything thats more expensive (i.e. meat).

 

Quick though, fold the fuckers and get in about. Tends to be pretty good too less water and that like they couldn't even be fucked bother squirting it full of stuff.

[chaos_defrost]

Good with either but prefer tomato sauce. Add a bit of black pudding, a hash brown and a fried egg (has to be runny as fuck), I'll take a cup of tea as well please.

 

Love a fry up at the weekend for a treat and even better if someone else is cooking it for you. Bacon, sausages, black pudding, hash browns, a fried egg, mushrooms, beans, a tomato and toast.

[The Cockney Don]

Toasted sarnie with wads of Braaaaaaaaaaan, me old muckers .

[bonzodaddy73]

It appears that brown is the clear favourite amongst us with red in silver medal spot, peanut butter and hash sharing bronze.