Webcam Girls

[rumpus]

Current documentary on BBC 3.

 

£3 per minute to ponce about in various stages of undress for saddos to get off on.

 

I'm going to get myself into this, For 50p per hour folk can log in and watch me picking my nose, pinging the bogey at the cat and sitting the rest of time flicking through the channels while cupping my testicles.

[Bluto10]

Not to forget surfing the web continouusly like a plukey bachelor

[Ke1t]

Not to forget surfing the web continouusly like a plukey bachelor

 

Never understood why people would send their Credit Card details to some ropey Eastern European outfit just to have a quick wank over a webcam. No-one can be so desperate for a hand shandy that they'll give their account details to a Tracky-wearing Romanian gangster, surely to fuck?

[rumpus]

Now that your wife has fucked off with her Negro Bull, you could make a living doing this Bluto....

 

 

 

Have a couple of beers on your way home from work to help you loosen up and become less inhibited.

 

Get the Nexus 7 propped up against whatever ornament she left you

 

Slip in to your favourite shiny rubber Man U hotpants

 

Set the Video recorder to Panoramic view so you can display the full girth of you numerous gunts

 

Start gyrating and mincing around your bedsit to assist the punter to come to a climax

 

 

 

Don't worry if the Nexus doesn't have a microphone function, the client will know when you're speaking cos they'll notice some of your chins wobbling.

 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Now that your wife has fucked off with her Negro Bull, you could make a living doing this Bluto....

 

 

 

Have a couple of beers on your way home from work to help you loosen up and become less inhibited.

 

Get the Nexus 7 propped up against whatever ornament she left you

 

Slip in to your favourite shiny rubber Man U hotpants

 

Set the Video recorder to Panoramic view so you can display the full girth of you numerous gunts

 

Start gyrating and mincing around your bedsit to assist the punter to come to a climax

 

 

 

Don't worry if the Nexus doesn't have a microphone function, the client will know when you're speaking cos they'll notice some of your chins wobbling.

 

 

 

 

There you go Bloots, you'd have at least one customer

[daytripping]

I watched this, seemed like easy money. Not sure who in their right mind would pay money to watch the woman cooking, £2 a minute and she had 5 blokes logged on, takes all sorts I suppose.

 

And the size of one of the girls anal beads, jeeessus, you wouldn't be able to walk for a week if they got rammed up there, they were the size of tangerines.

[rumpus]

Ach, they'd be fine. A rimming of lube before insertion and the gay man walk for a week or so after, no problem.

 

Must say though, Olivia and her pal were smokin hot.. great job photographing them for an hour or so.

[Poodler]

I watched this, seemed like easy money. Not sure who in their right mind would pay money to watch the woman cooking, £2 a minute and she had 5 blokes logged on, takes all sorts I suppose.

 

And the size of one of the girls anal beads, jeeessus, you wouldn't be able to walk for a week if they got rammed up there, they were the size of tangerines.

 

Speak for yourself babes