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[dervish]

http://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/Pictures-Louth-man-sex-girlfriend-s-dog-court/story-20764991-detail/story.html

 

Pictures: Louth man who had sex with girlfriend's dog - court sentence

Read more: http://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/Pictures-Louth-man-sex-girlfriend-s-dog-court/story-20764991-detail/story.html#ixzz2v8cNoPBc

 

 

 

A Louth teenager whose girlfriend found a video of him having sex with her dog has today been given a four-month sentence, suspended for two years.

 

Prosecution

 

 

The dog was shaking in a back and forwards motion. She could see a man’s penis going in and out of the animal. The clip was about 30 seconds long

 

Seems pretty cast iron really...

 

Defence

 

 

He was interviewed about the offence and he admitted he had penetrated the vagina of the dog and that he had videoed it on his phone. He said it lasted 30 seconds and that he did not ejaculate. He recorded it. He does not know why but he has not circulated it.

 

....had on though didn't finish and did not send it over the internet on a website or something (probably).

Result

 

 

He was also given a one-year supervision order and was ordered to pay an £80 victim surcharge.

 

So is that the dog? Is the 80 notes going on dog bones (if you'll pardon the pun) or bills for sticking her back up?

[Ke1t]

Uhhhhh....

 

How ugly was his girlfriend that he'd rather shag her dug?

 

That's got to be a real confidence booster for her.

[Dandyesque]

Defence solicitor Gordon Holt said there was nothing to suggest Bryson had sexual deviant tendencies,

:hysterical: :hysterical:

Wonder what the fuck he gets up to at the weekend?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

The headline I saw was "Dog Sex Video Man escapes jail".

 

'Dog Sex Video Man' - will make a great nickname for him

 

Image the girls reaction upon stumbling across the video..........yikes!

 

Its a shame for their child. When older, she will ask "Why did you and daddy split up, mum?" "Well............"

[The Boofon]

Thank goodness nobody has mentioned Lars Skovdahl.

[tup]

What type of animal you would ride if forced to?

 

I've never considered that question until now.

 

[Huntlysheep]

That's hilarious! Sick cunt probably a fucking predator.

[tup]

A sheep.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

ive just had the horrid thought that his expression in the photo above is probably similar to what it was when humping the dug.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Nae make up or fuck all.

 

Sick cunt.

 

I know, he could at least have put a blonde wig on it or something.

[Stoney]

wonder what the charge would have been if he did spaff his load

[Mouse]

wonder what the charge would have been if he did spaff his load

Discharge?