Keyboard Warrior

[rumpus]

I am.

 

In the last couple of days while eating my Sugar Puffs, I've fired off a few volleys in various directions.

 

 

William Hill - Sent them an email explaining why I would no longer be using their facilities due to their funny handshake bias towards rangers

 

SFA - Vented my splien about their corruptness

 

George Galloway - He's received several emails on his government email address asking for a public apology.

 

 

 

The only one of the above to reply was William Hill. They sent me a phone number to call to discuss my grievance.

 

 

 

The one I most enjoyed was the priest who was disgusted at the way he was treated at Pittodrie; being searched.

 

He was told in no uncertain terms about the way we have been treated down in his shithole city. He even apologised for us being subjected to their own particular brand of bigotry.

 

I liked him.

[Sonoftherock]

Keeping fighting the good fight!

[360]

Tup is the biggest keyboard warrior on here

 

Likes flapping his gums but when push comes to shove he's not the hardman he makes himself out to be.

[Bluto10]

I've seen harder boiled eggs that the wacky T-shirt wearing wickster.

[Bluto10]

Listen here dweeby. Button it before I lose my temper.

 

 

You big poofy weed.

[spamspamspam]

you two are so hard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

with the North Sea between you.

[cow]

If you're a keyboard Warier it's really important to *not get completely rattled* when destroys your arguments. Take note Rocket.

 

Rumpus, another fine threat min. You're posting at a tremendously high level. So well done.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cow.

[rumpus]

Cheers big ears!!

 

Looking forward towards our rendezvous quand je returne next time...

 

The big 'G' won't know whts hut them.

 

Hope you, the Missus et al are doing great.

 

I'm off to Krakow for a few days, but will be back for the semi hard on.

 

You going?

[tup]

Tup is the biggest keyboard warrior on here

 

Likes flapping his gums but when push comes to shove he's not the hardman he makes himself out to be.

When did push come to shove England?

 

I must have missed that.

 

I'd destroy you.

[tup]

I've seen harder boiled eggs that the wacky T-shirt wearing wickster.

And you.

 

With one punch.

[Bluto10]

you two are so hard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

with the North Sea between you.

Mobby knows a peely waaly Ethiopian like stands no chance against a perfectly balanved specimen like me

[Bluto10]

And you.

With one punch.

It'd have to be a once in a lifetime Killer punch cause if not it'd be curtains for you.

 

Id swat you like the annoying little bug you are

[cow]

Cheers big ears!!

 

Looking forward towards our rendezvous quand je returne next time...

 

The big 'G' won't know whts hut them.

 

Hope you, the Missus et al are doing great.

 

I'm off to Krakow for a few days, but will be back for the semi hard on.

 

You going?

 

 

Ovs, Min! Canny wait.

 

I've booked Krakow for 5 nights in September so really looking forward to your report. I'm sure it will be great like all of your posts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cow.

[Tommy]

Cow min, how many log ins do you have?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tommy

[cow]

Cow min, how many log ins do you have?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tommy

 

Just one min. Rumpus isn't me, neither is Derek.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cow.

[Guest]

Nae cunt posting tonight? Boring cunts.

 

Then again, nothing much to add when an AFC forum gets shite put upon us by non-AFC.

 

I love black hookers. I come fae Rutherglen. I wank off Indians. I've got a gym and golf club membership. I have speshul wallpaper. My dog costs a lot. I work for the pro-independence movement. My first wife fucked every man that she could. My daughters hate AFC. I had a wart/mole/hideous growth removed. Lexus is cool.

 

Fucking fannies and phoneys.

[minijc]

UH OH he's been drinking folks.

[Guest]

No mini min. Went out after midnight last night. Done a ton of drink in 3/4 hours. Very mild intake tonight. Just going to bed now. Too old to do two nights in a row. Just disgusted to tune in and read shite fae non-AFC polluting my eyes.

 

At least you are AFC ye fat cunt.

[barassie_afc]

A fair few on here are the keyboard warrior type and would no doubt start crying if met with any real confrontation

[rumpus]

Nae cunt posting tonight? Boring cunts.

 

Then again, nothing much to add when an AFC forum gets shite put upon us by non-AFC.

 

I love black hookers. I come fae Rutherglen. I wank off Indians. I've got a gym and golf club membership. I have speshul wallpaper. My dog costs a lot. I work for the pro-independence movement. My first wife fucked every man that she could. My daughters hate AFC. I had a wart/mole/hideous growth removed. Lexus is cool.

 

Fucking fannies and phoneys.

Drunken blubbering spastic.

[tup]

I agree the site is really boring these days.

 

It lacks any humour whatsoever.

 

I blame Northern Lights 24 100% for this, he moved or vanished so many posts, reaping what he sowed now.

 

I said ages ago that this would happen when he first started coming the cunt.

[Guest]

I think you have a point, tup. I don't know what that particular mod got up to but like you, I have been on the other side of and have experienced over-zealous moderating and ridiculous officiousness by those in "power".

 

What inevitably results is a base and a staple diet that is of their own image.

 

The majority of mods must be boring, imagination-less, small-minded people. These may even be default requirements for the job. But by fuck their celebration of the banale and their intolerance of the different has produced a forum which has been steadily regressing and is now fucking shite. Wonder if freedom of speech allows this final post of mine to stand?

[tup]

'NorthernLights24 has been such a fantastic addition to the site' said nobody, ever.

[rumpus]

I think you have a point, tup. I don't know what that particular mod got up to but like you, I have been on the other side of and have experienced over-zealous moderating and ridiculous officiousness by those in "power".

 

What inevitably results is a base and a staple diet that is of their own image.

 

The majority of mods must be boring, imagination-less, small-minded people. These may even be default requirements for the job. But by fuck their celebration of the banale and their intolerance of the different has produced a forum which has been steadily regressing and is now fucking shite. Wonder if freedom of speech allows this final post of mine to stand?

It's people like you Rocket who make folk refrain from posting.

 

He's thick, this cunt's stupid etc etc....

 

 

Obviously, being a second hand car salesman you spend all day pandering to the whims of Joe Public and making us coffee, generally being our bitch as you desperately attempt to get a signature from us.

 

This site id where you futily attempt to redress the balance by calling everyone thick and stupid from behind your Rocket cloak. You can't say what you think during working hours.

 

I suppose it's better having you ranting and raving on here than all that pent up frustration spilling out in some sort of Hungerford scenario up in fucking Mastrick, Northfield or whichever scheme you bought your council house....

[Guest]

It's people like you Rocket who make folk refrain from posting.

 

He's thick, this cunt's stupid etc etc....

 

 

Obviously, being a second hand car salesman you spend all day pandering to the whims of Joe Public and making us coffee, generally being our bitch as you desperately attempt to get a signature from us.

 

This site id where you futily attempt to redress the balance by calling everyone thick and stupid from behind your Rocket cloak. You can't say what you think during working hours.

 

I suppose it's better having you ranting and raving on here than all that pent up frustration spilling out in some sort of Hungerford scenario up in fucking Mastrick, Northfield or whichever scheme you bought your council house....

 

I disagree. Whilst it is very common on tinternet to come straight back at the other with the exact same criticism, mirror-projectionism, my comment in this regard is totally genuine.

 

It is peoples like you (and cow and Derek) who make it hard work to post. You are never in the AFC section and live only in the pub. Unlike some of the others who are exclusive to the pub, you guys aren't funny, are never insightful nor informative and have a nasty edge to you that displays a sickness within the soul. There are guys who can't say anything interesting ever but most of them just take up room with banality, inanity and nothingness. Your sickness has manifested itself with handling other men's penises, in wishing to trade your daughters for a son, in losing your first wife and soon-to-be-losing your last one due to repeatedly carrying STD's from sad black hookers to her. This is your cross to bear but I don't think you give a fuck, having no respect for them, nor for your family nor, saddest of all, any respect for yourself. This is why shooting conflict on here floats your boat so much.

 

You are sad men rumpus/coo/derek, and you're not AFC. I don't wish to waste my time speaking to the likes of you who have shit within the soul so I won't. Ever again. I have customers who are very grateful for my used motor advice, or used advice on motors, I forget and unlike you, I am not a snob. I only bought my house because of the council tenancy discount and it was going to work out cheaper than the rent. Doesn't make me a bad person.

[rumpus]

Thank you but I don't want your extended warranty.

 

Some milk and one sugar in my coffee though.

 

Chop, chop...

 

There's a good boy.

[DD1903]

I am surprised that cow, a man from castlemilk, would use the term 'min', which is a north east term...

[The Boofon]

I think Rocket, Cow and rumpus are the same person.

[The Cockney Don]

Anyone who has multiple usernames on forums is a Grade A fucking tosser who needs a good hiding .

[caledonia]

Anyone who has multiple usernames on forums is a Grade A fucking tosser who needs a good hiding .

 

 

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