CrazyBullSheep Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Thon glekkit hoor that used to walk about Bridge of don and union street Gideon we called her but i think Tall minky hippy woman with a feel look on her face would have fitted Also frequented a 1, 2, 3, or 4 bus OOH and Cabanas, a coconutty cherry chocolate treat And finding Spunky mags in the bushes Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 That is only two in which was once an anvil fuelled world.Both are within 300 yards of each other. You're not looking hard enough. Link to comment
TwoStars Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Both are within 300 yards of each other.You're not looking hard enough.Prove it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Well you haven't seen an anvil for ages. I've spotted two in one day. Proof indeed that you're not looking hard enough. Link to comment
TwoStars Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Well you haven't seen an anvil for ages. I've spotted two in one day.Proof indeed that you're not looking hard enough.I've just been up to Cullen and never seen any. Your a fibber. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Dirty Gerty fae Boxy. She always had her legs in bandages and often saw her getting on or off the bus at the 4 mile. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Whats happened to The Ambassador Pool and Snooker Hall?Drove past it yesterday and noticed it'd been torn down. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Was it The Cue Club above Videoplex? That was magic. Upstairs after the fitba on a Saturday afternoon for a few games of snooker, a cheese toasty, a few light ales and some recreational pharmaceuticals, then doonstairs later on to schlep the night away with the slutties. Still gets my vote for most hilarious use of a dry ice machine to date. Link to comment
Tyrant Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Aye... used to be nae bad for a beer, a line and game of snooker with mates before hitting toon dod Ambassador. I went to Let It Be at HMT and noticed the building was ripped doon also. Shame. It did attract a fair share of gypos towards the end. It was always a bit of a hole. But as a local student I was in the place a lot. It was nice and cheap too which was important during the student days. Rileys has gone downhill a lot in recent times so much so that I really wished the ambassador was still open. It's a pity. Watched a fair few of the 2002 world cup games there too. Never did partake in the cherry bakewell in there though. Link to comment
dervish Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Heard about 9/11 in Ambassadors was ducking out of maths and a mate who was in already told me. Thought he was taking the piss, just laughed at him. Then the girl who handed out the balls had it on TV. Think missed the second one going in because of that. Anyways happier memories were playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TVCN3cqKws Link to comment
dave_min Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I remember going into the Ambassador once after an exam and getting served with my Oldie uniform on. Had many a good Friday night in there before heading to the Cotton Club, shame I'm still pish at Pool really. Bit gutted it's closed down before I managed to join one of the gangs of Hell's Angels in there. Link to comment
The Hulk Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 There was aye a rumour a good few years ago (or an urban myth?) doing the rounds that the Ambassador's owners had won the lottery... Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 The narky, scummy, skinny bitch who worked at the Ambassador was a total cunt. I did, however, rescue her from getting battered to fuck by a lad wielding a snooker cue like a bat. The lad in question was an Arab mate of mine who wasn't best pleased at a woman giving him shit, so he decided to teach her a lesson like they do in Tunisia. In retrospect I should have maybe just let events take their course, rather than rugby tackling him as he launched himself at her. Link to comment
fatjim Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 (no-one say white dog-shit, thats been done to death!) Seriously though what did happen to white dog shit? They were much tastier than the brown ones. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Irn Bru barsHad some mini ones just last week in a selection basket of them & Wham bars etc. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I once lost a tooth biting into a wham bar. It was brilliant. Like finding free money. Out of interest what's the going rate for the tooth fairy nowadays. I bet inflation has turned this into a real boom business. A smart kid will extract teeth marathon man style from his victims and make a fortune as long as his parents do not query why he always has teeth under his pillow whilst maintaing a full set of teeth. KioraKronenberg blancThe KkkI especially liked the Kiora advert with the strutting crow. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Big hairy fuds Where have they gone, all shaven delights now, not a Proper minge to be seen nowadays Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Has anyone seen the documentary about the band, Anvil? Does anyone remember the classy shopping-centre establishment that was The Village, which was the same building as The Ambassador? Quality products if you like goods from the sub-continent. Jo-Jo was the best weirdo around Aberdeen - for longevity and full entertainment value. God rest his poofy, fucked-up soul. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Big hairy fuds Where have they gone, all shaven delights now, not a Proper minge to be seen nowadaysI take it you're nae married? The tidy minge doesn't take long to disappear CBS. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Yeah I'm hitched and I know what you mean CL but I'm talking about in general. I cant remember the last time I saw a good wad of pubes around a muff. Strippers Hookers they are all at it with the razor. Its all very clean and probably hygienic but I do miss the old Fluffy triangle. Its what I grew up on Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 The lassies with hairy motts have been ostracised. Thrown on the scrap heap, if you will. They probably have get-togethers to discuss their abandonment from the mainstream. I remember as a teenager getting my bird to lose the pubes and she thought it was perverse! Back in the day when spunky mags were to be found in bushes - they were full of bushes. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Back in the day when spunky mags were to be found in bushes - they were full of bushes. To find a jazz mag in the bushes was like a gift from heaven. Ah, the mammaries memories Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 You've got to wonder who the folk were that were buying the said mags and leaving them in bushes. Surely the sensible thing to do would be to keep them in a safe, dry place - like a cupboard at home. I remember a staff house in Africa that had a cracking stash in one of the bedroom cupboards. One time I got there and there had been some Muslim type using the room before me. The cupboard was bare. I thought he had got all religious and thrown them out. Until I looked under the bed. They were all there - along with a couple of crispy looking socks. The cleaner wifie did not like me when I directed her to the socks. I think it was lost in translation that they were not my socks and she just thought I was a dirty bastard getting her to clean my muck up. It was from that particular stash I was introduced to the delight that is Jana Cova. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 When i worked for the Cooncil, you would often find a stash of pirn mags in houses. I recall a flat in Stoneyton Terrace Bucksburn and someone had hidden the motherload behind a Cold Water Tank whilst i was working on it. The job took longer as i flicked through the stuck together pages. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Sarah Millican humor, that. Sub-Millican 'humour' Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 The internet killed the soggy porn mag found in a bush during lunchtime at school.Or in our case, down a bunker in a field near the school. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 Some excellent replies, well done Gentlemen. My favourites so far are: - tattered jazz mags in the bushes- top deck drinks- highland toffee / wham bars (they were so tough, that either of them could double as armour plating) One of my mates as a yoof stuck a wham bar to a cat* - years later, I think the cat died before they ever managed to get it off! (*the cat belonged to an individual we disliked and had various run-ins with). I am right in the mood for a can of top deck and a jazz mag now! (I will leave the sweeite bars, I shudder to think what they would do to my veneers) Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 Kathy Lloyd. Whatever happened to Kathy Lloyd? Link to comment
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