cow Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/03/cow-shot-dead-after-escaped-herd-causes-mayhem-near-bristol-motorway-4717459/?ITO=facebook Cow Link to comment
jassb Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 "Sadly, one of the cows had to be shot dead for the public safety with the permission of the farmer who owned them after becoming agitated and dangerous." They got the wrong one Link to comment
cow Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 Public safety eh? These are placid wonderful creatures killed because they went for a walk. It's time to take down the fences and let the common cow stand-free. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 The plural of "cow" is not "cow's" by the way. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 "Sadly, one of the cows had to be shot dead for the public safety with the permission of the farmer who owned them after becoming agitated and dangerous."They got the wrong oneBullshit. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Someone needs a pat on the back for getting this done. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Someone needs a pat on the back for getting this done.Davie Truscott was maybe organising a street orgy. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 was checking out cow stuff on the net today, and found this.things i didn't know about cows. http://knowledgenuts.com/2014/03/10/cows-nearly-always-face-north-or-south/ Link to comment
tup Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 The OP is milking this for all it's worth IMO. Link to comment
caledonia Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 The OP is milking this for all it's worth IMO.pull the udder one Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I've already herd this.I herd it through the bovine. Link to comment
caledonia Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 not sure where to put this so i will stick it in with the cows some dons fans speed dating Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I herd it through the bovine.He'll be over the moon when he finds out. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Had to explain to my wee one yesterday where beef came from. She cried when I told her Link to comment
caledonia Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Isn't there a thread for this already? Pointless News stories?So i herd Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Milkshake feels comfortable with the pack, and like a dog, she's even tried to get in the backseat of DeCaprio's car. And when Milkshake is invited, she has no problem hanging out in the house. 1 Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 I liked the fact that cows mostly face north or south. Presumably the rest of the time they face west or east. Rl stevenson's poem was gash. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Milkshake feels comfortable with the pack, and like a dog, she's even tried to get in the backseat of DeCaprio's car. And when Milkshake is invited, she has no problem hanging out in the house.[/size] She brings all the boys to the yard. Stories like this are why we shouldn't eat meat. Or not cows at least. Link to comment
cow Posted June 11, 2014 Author Share Posted June 11, 2014 Milkshake feels comfortable with the pack, and like a dog, she's even tried to get in the backseat of DeCaprio's car. And when Milkshake is invited, she has no problem hanging out in the house. Thanks for that LGIR - Confirmation the cow is the best animal.. Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 She brings all the boys to the yard.Stories like this are why we shouldn't eat meat. Or not cows at least. If we didn't eat cows and drink their milk they wouldn't exist, not the best pet to have around the house, can't see anyone wanting one for the company. Link to comment
cow Posted July 1, 2014 Author Share Posted July 1, 2014 .cunts http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-28105954 Cow Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 "Here died the cow 'Bavaria'," one note read, according to the Local. "She wanted to live and fled the abattoir. She died here under a hail of bullets! Let her henceforth be a symbol for our striving for freedom."RIP, hero cow.http://gawker.com/hero-cow-dies-in-hail-of-bullets-after-fleeing-slaughte-1629978827?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 "Sadly, one of the cows had to be shot dead for the public safety with the permission of the farmer who owned them after becoming agitated and dangerous." They got the wrong oneThey do all kind of look the same.Is it ok to say that nowadays? I never knew that.I never knew that you never knew that.......... but I did assume that this would be the case. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 it was a toss-up whether to post it here or the favourite Christmas music thread Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 If we didn't eat cows and drink their milk they wouldn't exist, not the best pet to have around the house, can't see anyone wanting one for the company. don't know about that. Like many youngsters applying a fresh perspective on the world around them, 5-year-old Breanna looks at animals a little differently than most adults. That may be why, when given the chance to sneak her four-legged friend, a cow named Izzy, into the house for a nap, it was an opportunity she couldn’t pass up — or really explain. Izzy behaves much more like a dog than a typical cow. She first arrived to the family farm at just a few days old after nearly drowning in a swamp. Since then, she’s been raised in close proximity to Decker and Breanna, with whom she’s come to form a close bond. but i digress. and not why i was in this thread. did you know that cows can go up stairs, but not down, because their legs don't bend that way? every day's a school day! Link to comment
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