The Island With Bear Grylls,

[daytripping]

Anyone been watching this?? the copper would do my head in, really!

 

As for the rest, pretty pathetic effort at surviving, they all seem happy enough to sit about eating snails, I'd be out spear fishing and digging traps for rodents to fall into, worst bit was when they saw the big snake and stayed out of its way, 10 minutes later they're starving, should have been a snake BBQ. I'm actually a bit surprised the dark skinned lad isn't better, not sure why I thought he would be.

 

All i'm saying is I could do better. Don't even get me started on the long haired rat who spends his days crying, why did he bury the fish!! ffs

 

[daytripping]

Have to say I like the idea of having a hook for an arm like the chap on the left, would be cool as.

[boboisared]

I did see this last night. Just seemed like a whole lot of whinging and nothing else.

[Dynamo]

They caught a killed a (small) croc to be fair!

[chief_wiggum]

Grandpa would have been knocked oot by me by now.

 

He's an ultra cunt.

 

When the guy Ryan was saying 'if I die, I'd like to thank my mum'. That was class.

 

Apparently there is 4 folk who are survival experts however.

 

 

There's a two or three of them are camera men, and hook hand bloke is a sound technician, dont think they are survival experts but they have been in war zones I believe?

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10840522/Bear-Grylls-Theres-nothing-fake-about-The-Island.html

[daytripping]

They caught a killed a (small) croc to be fair!

 

It was hardly a man eater, thing was tiny, was planted there according to the Sundays.

 

I'd be tempted to sacrifice the fat bloke, would keep them in meat for days. Saw how to make a underground oven in another survival show, slow cooking would be the way to go with human flesh I think.

[daytripping]

 

 

There's a two or three of them are camera men, and hook hand bloke is a sound technician, dont think they are survival experts but they have been in war zones I believe?

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10840522/Bear-Grylls-Theres-nothing-fake-about-The-Island.html

 

The papers are saying a few of them are plants, probably the guy who claims to be a farmer, he seems to know how to kill stuff.

[tightbreeks]

i'd team up with captain hook, he'll get all handy with it as the days go by, diving in and coming up with a fat tuna.

 

or he could use it as a weapon, when it gets all a bit lord of the flies. bosh, right in the lug hole.

[daytripping]

i'd team up with captain hook, he'll get all handy with it as the days go by, diving in and coming up with a fat tuna.

 

or he could use it as a weapon, when it gets all a bit lord of the flies. bosh, right in the lug hole.

 

Wiping the arse would be the downside, maybe he'd switch to another hand.

[tightbreeks]

he could pick away at the tagnuts, and give it a good howk when he gets worms.

 

maybe he has different attachments stashed, liked buried treasure.

[boboisared]

Grandpa would have been knocked oot by me by now.

 

He's an ultra cunt.

 

When the guy Ryan was saying 'if I die, I'd like to thank my mum'. That was class.

 

Apparently there is 4 folk who are survival experts however.

I was in knots at that part.

 

 

It was hardly a man eater, thing was tiny, was planted there according to the Sundays.

 

I'd be tempted to sacrifice the fat bloke, would keep them in meat for days. Saw how to make a underground oven in another survival show, slow cooking would be the way to go with human flesh I think.

the other half turned to me and said "this will only get interesting when they start eating each other".

[daytripping]

That Ryan guy is a total tit. Attention seeker. Think he was burrying the fish so nobody stood on it as it was a stonefish.

 

I've heard all the rumours about it being fake, but it still makes decent TV!

 

Agree with you though, Dayts. I could definitely do a better job!

 

They just needed to take the stinging bits off and you're left with a delicacy.

 

In nature, the most venomous fish is the stonefish, a fixture of Asian and tropic cuisine whose potentially fatal sting has been described as the worst pain a human can feel. However, human death from eating stonefish is rare to nonexistent.

"There's an important distinction you have to make between poisonous and venomous," Smith says. Venom is commonly deployed when a fish bites its prey, but certain fish are poisonous due to their diet and environment.

When stonefish venom is cooked, it loses its potency. And when served raw—as is the sashimi dish Okoze—its venomous dorsal fins are simply removed. The body meat that remains is delicious and nontoxic

[The Boofon]

They caught a killed a (small) croc to be fair!

Which was completely staged.

 

Whole show is completely set up and utter shite.

 

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/16/bear-grylls-faces-fakery-row-over-the-islands-mocked-up-perils-and-survival-experts-4730442/

[boboisared]

 

They just needed to take the stinging bits off and you're left with a delicacy.

 

In nature, the most venomous fish is the stonefish, a fixture of Asian and tropic cuisine whose potentially fatal sting has been described as the worst pain a human can feel. However, human death from eating stonefish is rare to nonexistent.

"There's an important distinction you have to make between poisonous and venomous," Smith says. Venom is commonly deployed when a fish bites its prey, but certain fish are poisonous due to their diet and environment.

When stonefish venom is cooked, it loses its potency. And when served raw—as is the sashimi dish Okoze—its venomous dorsal fins are simply removed. The body meat that remains is delicious and nontoxic

They've obviously never had a 7 team accumulator bust in the last minute.

[Foster14]

They're is probably a McDonalds on the Island.

 

I've only caught adverts for it. Is it nae Survivor again, but with less (i.e. no) women and more Bear Grylls? The only redeeming feature of Survivor is that sometimes the females didn't wear too much and the sole good thing about any program that has Bear Grylls in it, is that there are parts that don't have Bear Grylls in it. Sounds awful, and seems the comments on here agree to that, why is anyone still watching?

[tightbreeks]

bear grylls should do a george foreman and release a cooking grill. with some outside bug cooking gimmick facility.

 

soon we'll be sayin use the bear grylls, like hoover, tannoy and george foreman.

 

make a fucking packet.

[daytripping]

Despite the failings of the pathetic bunch they've selected it's a good show to watch, will be interesting if they try it again with an all female group, they would surely be better. Nearly two weeks in and they've not built any kind of shelter or beds, that would be first day stuff if I was there.

 

Big snakes equal big rodents as well, I'd have a feast cooked up in no time, it's an island so the rats would probably be tasty.

 

Would really love to give it a go actually, will have a look to see if they're doing it again.

[tightbreeks]

the channel 4 sunday morning one they had before or after hollyoaks was a topper. all these posh skanks and middle england bellends in 2 tribes, and they voted some cunt off and then some new cunt arrived on a speedboat and there all down the beach waving at this new twat arriving.

 

can't remember what it was called though.? harrumph.

[Ke1t]

I reckon most people, in a survival situation, would last about a week before they froze, starved to death, or were eaten by something no bigger than a badger.

 

When the shit hits the fan get out of the cities and head for the hills, bringing the biggest fuck off knife you have in the kitchen.

 

My plan involved killing and eating my neighbours if the situation gets desperate.

[dunc_afc]

the channel 4 sunday morning one they had before or after hollyoaks was a topper. all these posh skanks and middle england bellends in 2 tribes, and they voted some cunt off and then some new cunt arrived on a speedboat and there all down the beach waving at this new twat arriving.

 

can't remember what it was called though.? harrumph.

Shipwrecked I think.

[tightbreeks]

that's it.

 

sometimes they managed to make a go of it, sometimes they were a bit shit.

[Ke1t]

Does anyone remember the original 'Survival' show, Now Get Out Of That?

 

Think it only ran for one or two series', but it basically dumped two groups of people. possibly British vs American, in the wilds and let them fend for themselves while trying to reach some destination via clues and shit.

 

It was all full of Posh English twats and Preppy-assed motherfuckers.

 

[tightbreeks]

you'll get to know zeke, he's what you'd describe as a cunt, ah mean pushy.

 

8 people signed up, including 2 wimmin!

[Ke1t]

you'll get to know zeke, he's what you'd describe as a cunt, ah mean pushy.

 

8 people signed up, including 2 wimmin!

 

I loved how he specified that 'people' includes women

 

Simpler times, when blacks were darkies, Chinese were chinks, and women... we had to be reminded... were people too.

 

Zeke has just way too much fucking enthusiasm, even for an upbeat kinda cunt like myself. I'd be crushing a few Valium in his Wheaties in the morning just so I could keep up with his nonsense.

[daytripping]

Boof would have loved the copper last night getting all health and safety when the long haired dude fell asleep beside the fire, that would just do your head in at 4 in the morning.

[tightbreeks]

I'm 4 mins in now and I could do with some aunt sallys.

 

zeke flappin his arms runnin down the hill, lovin it.

 

boy's got his uses though.

[The Boofon]

I'm in love with Zeek.

[tightbreeks]

boy's a tour de force.

 

love how the young fermer cheel sorts out the problem...again.

 

and

 

predictably, Yvonne does the cookuing, while the zeker gets in amongst it.

[tightbreeks]

I wonder where zeke is now. with a personality like that he's either

 

in rehab

broon breed

or running the show somewhere

[Ke1t]

I wonder where zeke is now. with a personality like that he's either

 

in rehab

broon breed

or running the show somewhere

 

He's now pretty influential in the American Health Care system, working as a bioethecist at some University over here.

 

He's also been compared to Josef Mengele, the NAZI scientist who performed live experiments on Jews in the concentration camps.

 

http://youtu.be/M_XV9tCwcuc