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Maria Sharapova - Still Hot


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What a noise she makes when shes wacking her racket!!!

 

That and sue barker makes for a great afternoon wankathon!!!!

 

Nothing wrong with a bit of grunting and squealing. If you know what I mean. Jeeez I'm on one this afternoon - think I need a cold shower.

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Nothing wrong with a bit of grunting and squealing. If you know what I mean. Jeeez I'm on one this afternoon - think I need a cold shower.

 

I'm gutted I forgot to sky plus the match before I left the cabin this morning, I'll have to make do with porn instead.

 

Fuck the cold shower, thrap the fuck oot oh it!!!!

 

 

put her used skants online, she'd quadruple her earnings in one fell swoop.

 

Fuck aye Imagine the item desciption on Ebay

 

Miss Sharapova's used panties from her Semi Final at French Open.

Condition- used and reeking oh Beaver.

Size - Able to fit over your face easily enough

 

Note - seller is not responsible for any injurys caused by stuffing them over they're face...........

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That hot pussy scented gusset is a delight.

 

If you are stupid enough to have your laundry basket in the toilet, i will look and masturbate with the lady of the houses pants drawn over my nostrils.

 

Shoot directly down the bog, place the knickers back where i found them and be back down at the dinner party as if nothing happened, the hostesses vaginal whiff will stay with you for the rest of the evening. Its a little dirty secret that if ever caught red handed will have to play my "fake heart attack" card and keep my eyes firmly closed until everyone goes away.

 

 

Few year ago I was down with my ex visitn her Parents In Kent. I was just away to get in bed to give her a good beasting but noticed a pile oh washing on the floor, with a Pair oh black skimps sitting on top. I thought id give myself a head start and swooped on the skimps like an Eagle on a mouse, giving them the biggest sniff my lungs could muster whilst lookn directly into my birds eyes and smiling. She burst into fits of laughter and said why are you smelling my Mums pants?

 

I prenteded To be disgusted and through them away, they just so happend to land in my suitcase!!

 

Oh boy her Mam smelt good!!!!

The next moring when her mum came in with a cup oh tea, I had a smile from ear to ear thinking of they sweet smelling skimps in my bag!!!!!

plus the room stunk oh sex and her mum knew it!!!!!

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Saw her being interviewed the other day after her match and she looked like she had a moustache .

 

I'm nae up for birds with mousers like. However, I do like an imperfection if it's the right thing. Now don't get the wrong idea, but I used to nail this bird that had scars on her shoulder, side and arms from a car accident. For some reason I found her really hot. She was tidy as well, wasn't just the scars doing it.

 

Anyway, probably should've kept that to masel. She didn't have a 'tache.

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I'm nae up for birds with mousers like. However, I do like an imperfection if it's the right thing. Now don't get the wrong idea, but I used to nail this bird that had scars on her shoulder, side and arms from a car accident. For some reason I found her really hot. She was tidy as well, wasn't just the scars doing it.

 

Anyway, probably should've kept that to masel. She didn't have a 'tache.

 

 

Fuck me you'll be creaming in yer drawers fan you see thon model that got acid thrown in her coupon!!!!!!!!!!!

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I do like an imperfection if it's the right thing. Now don't get the wrong idea, but I used to nail this bird that had scars on her shoulder, side and arms from a car accident.

 

Cindy Crawford's mole would have been a far less creepy example.

 

They once made a film about people who found car crashes erotic, I thought it was fiction.

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