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I fucking HATE American telly.

 

When proper TV channels from Britain, France, or Germany are doing pre-match build-ups you have experts discussing players, tactics, track records, you know things that are relevant to the upcoming game.

 

Watching American Telly right now, the pre-match is some chick talking about how, "Soccherball in Brazil can help bring these children out of poverty. And just one year ago these children couldn't have played on this field because drug gangs were throwing rival gang members off THAT cliff overlooking THIS pitch." (Cue sad piano music and close up of American chick patronising kids who are trying to play fitba).

 

"Young Brazilians like Emile here only earn 4 roubles a month... but if he becomes a professional Soccherball player, he could earn enough gold to leave the favela far behind, and live in a country like America, where the air is free and cheese tastes like liberty."

 

...no, really, this is what I want in a pre-match build up.

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I fucking HATE American telly.

 

When proper TV channels from Britain, France, or Germany are doing pre-match build-ups you have experts discussing players, tactics, track records, you know things that are relevant to the upcoming game.

 

Watching American Telly right now, the pre-match is some chick talking about how, "Soccherball in Brazil can help bring these children out of poverty. And just one year ago these children couldn't have played on this field because drug gangs were throwing rival gang members off THAT cliff overlooking THIS pitch." (Cue sad piano music and close up of American chick patronising kids who are trying to play fitba).

 

"Young Brazilians like Emile here only earn 4 roubles a month... but if he becomes a professional Soccherball player, he could earn enough gold to leave the favela far behind, and live in a country like America, where the air is free and cheese tastes like liberty."

 

...no, really, this is what I want in a pre-match build up.

 

 

Would honestly rather that than listening to Adrian Chiles. Clueless fat wanker. Started turning over at half time and straight after full time if its on ITV.

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Would honestly rather that than listening to Adrian Chiles. Clueless fat wanker. Started turning over at half time and straight after full time if its on ITV.

 

I dunno, even the usually fetching Andi Petrillo is dressed like a 60 year old headmistress today.

 

It's the weekend ffs, she should have some titties on dislpay. Instead she's wearing something made out of industrial carpet, and her hair's yanked back like a fucking lezza.

 

Poor day for fitba so far.

 

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I dunno, even the usually fetching Andi Petrillo is dressed like a 60 year old headmistress today.

 

It's the weekend ffs, she should have some titties on dislpay. Instead she's wearing something made out of industrial carpet, and her hair's yanked back like a fucking lezza.

 

Poor day for fitba so far.

 

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I could spend a whole afternoon with her. What was her name again?

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