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just saw an article extolling the virtues of a camel toe guard.

because you need to be on guard against such things.

 

the Cuchini. more "bush for the cush" if your significant other is in need, and you've been mortified by her appearance at swimming pools and beaches this summer. (not cheap though.. looks like $19.95 US for two of them, or possibly just one. hard to tell. the picture shows two, but if you try adding to your cart, it's just one).

 

in visiting the website to ascertain pricing, i note they also have "Invisinips" for those other potentially embarrassing parts of your significant others anatomy.

 

the Invisinips are reusable. hope the Cuchini isn't. :omg:

 

who comes up with these ideas?

and more to the point, who buys them?
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As well as 'Heavy Doody' and 'Party Pooper' versions. The Yanks take downstairs serious. Maybe not as much as Japan (when Im CERTAIN these ideas were born).

 

I see boffins, eggheads, and paedophiles are getting together to discuss the viability of a Pedobot.

 

It's a robot that looks like a kid, and pedos can buy one... or I guess a bunch of them if he/she has the cash and inclination... and just fuck the shit out of them.

 

I can see a few problems straight off the bat, like.

 

You go into a robot dealership, or online on Amazon, and order a Pedobot; you're immediately stuck on a register of "People to keep an eye on because the chances are this might be a pedo... ya think?"

 

Now, so far as I can tell, most pedos try to keep a bit of a low profile when it comes to their pedding, They're not likely to take up the offer of a traceable pedobot, even a heavily discounted, super-cute, free-overnight-shipping, comes-in-a-little-sailor-outfit, pedobot that pedos might find particularly alluring.

 

Second... it's a robot. A fucking robot. Literally a fucking robot.

 

Hands up everyone who would want to fuck a robot, or even find a robot an acceptable substitute for a real woman/man.

 

Robots just aren't sexy.

 

No-one's fucking a robot when they just become a priest and have unrestricted access to the real thing.

 

It would be a good idea if we were at the stage of robotic excellence where you can't tell the difference, but who would want to shove their dick in this?

 

Even the thought of twins doesn't really do it...

 

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just saw an article extolling the virtues of a camel toe guard.

because you need to be on guard against such things.

 

the Cuchini. more "bush for the cush" if your significant other is in need, and you've been mortified by her appearance at swimming pools and beaches this summer. (not cheap though.. looks like $19.95 US for two of them, or possibly just one. hard to tell. the picture shows two, but if you try adding to your cart, it's just one).

 

in visiting the website to ascertain pricing, i note they also have "Invisinips" for those other potentially embarrassing parts of your significant others anatomy.

 

the Invisinips are reusable. hope the Cuchini isn't. :omg:

 

who comes up with these ideas?

and more to the point, who buys them?

 

 

I would have thought they were reusable, quick wipe with a damp cloth, good to go.

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No need to waste money on invisnips or cunchinis, use gaffa tape instead! It covers and smooths out everything (see pic), it's much cheaper, comes in silver or black to match your outfit, there's no VPL, and it comes with an added bonus - you get a free fanny waxing when you rip it off! Sorted! Job's a good'un!

 

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My trainer at the gym has one particular outfit that shows an amazing camel toe. One day eh am going to drop a weight on my foot or something staring at it.

Both Monday and today she has been wearing a black outfit. Even the keenest of perverts canna discern a camel toe. Eh have consoled myself by being accidentally right behind her when she is demonstrating various exercises. The view of her erse moving is astonishing.

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My trainer at the gym has one particular outfit that shows an amazing camel toe. One day eh am going to drop a weight on my foot or something staring at it.

 

 

Both Monday and today she has been wearing a black outfit. Even the keenest of perverts canna discern a camel toe. Eh have consoled myself by being accidentally right behind her when she is demonstrating various exercises. The view of her erse moving is astonishing.

 

 

Ok so no-one responded to your first effort of having a 'trainer' so you had to go again...

 

 

Remenber, you're a mink from Dundeh who we suffer with gritted teeth because we know deep down you want to be like us.

 

'My trainer'

 

Fuck my mother cunt face

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Ok so no-one responded to your first effort of having a 'trainer' so you had to go again...

 

 

Remenber, you're a mink from Dundeh who we suffer with gritted teeth because we know deep down you want to be like us.

 

'My trainer'

 

Fuck my mother cunt face

 

You are just jealous eh make it to a class, if you went to the gym you'd get chased out of the changing rooms for ogling other guys.

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You are just jealous eh make it to a class, if you went to the gym you'd get chased out of the changing rooms for ogling other guys.

 

 

If I went a gym I'd get laughed out of the place for being such an obese fat mess.

 

I hvaen't seen my own my own cock for possibly a decade, so am not interested in looking at others.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dundeee mink.

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