Some Poor Lassie

[Bobby Connor]

Well she owes someone some money and by some fluke they think her phone number is my mobile number. I'm sick to the back teeth of the harassing calls, texts and voicemails and it isn't even my debt. If it was I would be feared of these arseholes but I now take a perverse pleasure in responding to them.

 

Here's my latest and in my opinion greatest in response to their text to "please call Bryan Carter associates"

 

Please kiss my arse. Sort your records out and stop bugging me. I pity the poor lassie who actually owes one of you faceless cunts some money but it isn't me and it is my great pleasure to invite you to go and fuck yourselves. Good evening.

 

 

Wankers.

[Bobby Connor]

Must have been passed through 4 debt collection agencies by now. No sooner have I told one lot to fuck off and they have the wrong number than another one is picking up the baton. These people are sick little monkeys.

[Poodler]

Tell them to sign up here they can be pals with blurto

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Bobby - this happened to one of my mates too.

 

Say he is Mr X, the real culprit was a Mr X-Y, a guy with a double-barrelled name who once stayed at the same address.

 

He was harrassed for years by debt-collectors.

 

Set daytripping on them, that will sort it out!

[Bobby Connor]

How did I not think of that sooner. Send in Dayts with his patented windmill action and these cunts will run to the sea.

[spamspamspam]

I was getting calls when I first changed my number from a cheeky cunt machine telling me to hold while they connected me to an agent. Got really pissed of after about a week of it so when they phoned and the machine told me to wait I set up some hold music for them.

 

 

they connected me, I said hold on please thats the door and put on my hold music on speaker phone. They hung up after about a minute after some very confused mumbling.

 

Phoned again a couple of days later, got this one instead

 

 

aint heard from them since

[Bobby Connor]

I've actually gone to the extent of phoning the fuckers up spam. I'll bet the debt is only a few hundred quid and she is now on payg. Getting rid of one shower of the cunts is just the start. They hand the debt around like a baton relay. Horrible cunts.

[daytripping]

How did I not think of that sooner. Send in Dayts with his patented windmill action and these cunts will run to the sea.

 

Funny why I got mentioned here as I've told the tale many times of how I got £80k in debt, lost everything, my savings, rental flat, the lot. I went trust deed and started again, big stock market con, I fell for it.

 

6 years down the line I'm waiting for my 4 bed detached to get built, move in sometime in November. If you have debt don't let it ruin you, take control of it, If you can't afford to pay don't. Anyone struggling with debt please PM me, I'll put you in the right direction. You make a mistake it doesn't have to ruin your life.

 

I never had a debt collector at the door, that would have been fun though.

[Bobby Connor]

It's just a random clerical error dayts but it does provide an insight. I'm getting 2 or 3 text messages per day. Voicemails asking me to call companies in London. I occasionally get to answer the phone to the fucks which is the best fun ever.

[Bobby Connor]

Generally starts with me asking if it sounds like my first name is a woman's name. Proceeded by take me off your database and stop bugging me ya English fucks.. They never bloody listen. Country of wankstains.

[ChutneyLove]

Generally starts with me asking if it sounds like my first name is a woman's name. Proceeded by take me off your database and stop bugging me ya English fucks.. They never bloody listen. Country of wankstains.

 

90% of them.

[BrianFaePerth]

Dinna ken about now, but in the 90s, under English law, if you lived at an address where the previous occupier was in debt, it affected your ability to get credit.

[gla5gowdon]

Got a job at Uni doing telephone debt collection, lasted 6 weeks and then walked out. Awful. Nothing worse than hearing a granny crying down the phone.

 

Stupid cunts kept paying me for 3 months though. Irony eh?

[gla5gowdon]

Then of course you have the fucking wannabe Ricky Roma's cutting about in their Topman suits drinking a Kilx cappucino thinking they're the cat's pyjamas because he's just rinsed a single mother's foot budget for the month.

[Henry]

Then of course you have the fucking wannabe Ricky Roma's cutting about in their Topman suits drinking a Kilx cappucino thinking they're the cat's pyjamas because he's just rinsed a single mother's foot budget for the month.

 

They should have been brought to heel, made to toe the line.

[dave_min]

Whenever they call, make sure to answer and then bill them for your time.

 

When they don't pay up, send some other debt collectors round.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Never had the pleasure, thankfully, of the debt collecting ones. Still pride myself on some of the Microsoft helpdesk ones. My record is something like 45 minutes of the prick thinking he had me hooked before asking me to run a check that, possibly unsurprisingly, came up with the message "You are not connected to the Internet."

 

I say unsurprising in so far as I was the one who took the fucking plug out!

 

the secret is to get past the first guy - they're just pishy harvesters - its when you get up a level to their tech guys who think they're in - they get well fucked off when I make suggestions like hang on till I change the fuse.

[gla5gowdon]

 

They should have been brought to heel, made to toe the line.

 

 

Can't argue with that one!

[gla5gowdon]

All I would say is, tell them you can afford to pay 40% - 50% and they'll probably take it. Think I managed to pay a PayPal debt of £50 with £13 once.

[The Boofon]

All I would say is, tell them you can afford to pay 40% - 50% and they'll probably take it. Think I managed to pay a PayPal debt of £50 with £13 once.

Bobby (which is a girl's name) isn't owe them fuck all though.

[gla5gowdon]

Bobby (which is a girl's name) isn't owe them fuck all though.

 

Was general advice for anyone else that has the cunts chasing them.

 

Shrewd observation though.

[Bobby Connor]

I don't owe them a bean. They just Harass me. Whenever I actually have the opportunity to answer the phone to them they all sound exactly like David Cameron. Ken that authoritive English way of speaking? Like they make you feel guilty for something but you aren't quite sure what it is that you're supposed to be sorry for? Cunt stains.

[The Boofon]

I don't owe them a bean. They just Harass me. Whenever I actually have the opportunity to answer the phone to them they all sound exactly like David Cameron. Ken that authoritive English way of speaking? Like they make you feel guilty for something but you aren't quite sure what it is that you're supposed to be sorry for? Cunt stains.

What's your phone number? I'll sort the cunts for you.

[Bobby Connor]

If you ever get my number it will be at the mallard boof. I'm not falling for your trickery, you will have to charm it out of me in person.

[looksgoodinred]

what's your phone number, BC? i'll sort them out for you

[Bobby Connor]

what's your phone number, BC? i'll sort them out for you

Hang on a mo while I pm you darling. Xx

[fifered]

I was getting pestered by some fuckers trying to get me to claim for an accident (I never had). Hung up a few times and then decided to chat to the guy. When he phoned I just listened then when he mentioned an accident I asked him about it. Asked what had happened, he said, well you had an accident. Did I, when? Was I hurt? It went on for about a minute or so with the boy getting more annoyed at me asking him questions he couldn't answer seeing as it was all bollocks. He hung up on me then called back a few minutes later and tried to intimidate me by telling me my name and address in a 'I know where you live' type gesture. Just laughed and asked him about the accident again and he hung up. Never been bothered again. Far more satisfying than telling them to fuck off or getting annoyed.

[Bobby Connor]

The phone calls are less annoying than the texts and voicemails. The phone calls I can handle in exactly the manner you describe. Sometimes I will be laid back with it, other times I'll be raging. You have no idea how persistent these fuckers are. It's best part of a year now that they have had my number and I can't change it cos it's also my work number.

[rumpus]

The phone calls are less annoying than the texts and voicemails. The phone calls I can handle in exactly the manner you describe. Sometimes I will be laid back with it, other times I'll be raging. You have no idea how persistent these fuckers are. It's best part of a year now that they have had my number and I can't change it cos it's also my work number.

 

 

You could still change your number as it's us you work with.

 

If we need to contact you we could just post something.

[Bobby Connor]

I have an actual job in the real world as well Rumpus. The internet doesn't pay for itself.