Bobby Connor Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Move into a pad with off street parking with the obvious benefit and expense of having off street parking. Get blocked from access to my off street parking due to never ending flood defence schemes. Get a notice that all cars without a parking permit will now be fined and I should rush down to the nearest council depot to pay them 50 quid for parking spaces that don't exist. A price hike from 20 quid to 50 quid in 2 years. Get a ticket for 30 quid. Absolute fucks. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 Apparently my being a tad pissed off about this is part of my "everyone is out to get me" mentality. I beg to differ. Link to comment
dervish Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Is that what all the road works and shite is down near the river? Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 Aye min. Total mess, can't access my own wee drive and fined for parking outside a chipshop about 30 yards away. The arseholes sent out a circular informing all residents that they would be slowing down work in the summer months to avoid disruption to tourists. The lassie who normally cuts my hair has had to move to another barbers. They are having a huge laugh. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted August 22, 2014 Site Sponsor Share Posted August 22, 2014 I just think they're out to get you Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 Lol Dom. I don't really think that but they are harsh. I'm not sure if I'll give them their 30 quid. I am tempted to object it with a beautifully written letter of vitriol. More likely I'll wander into Inverness Castle at the eleventh hour. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Lol Dom. I don't really think that but they are harsh. I'm not sure if I'll give them their 30 quid. I am tempted to object it with a beautifully written letter of vitriol. More likely I'll wander into Inverness Castle at the eleventh hour. Write the letter with deep paranoia and slight suicidal tendencies as the undertone. Lay it on thick, how depressing it is not getting access to the off street parking, how its ruining your life at home, the fines have ruined your marriage, your parrot died, you can no longer listen to Loose Fit as you know you can no longer afford to buy the air force base, how the dog hasnt been kicked so much in years... Go off on tangents about nothing at all. You'd be amazed how far a crazy letter will get you off with things Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 I could earn more in the time it takes me to write that letter than I will save. My time is charged by the hour min. It's bloody irritating but I will just end up paying the bloody fine. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 I'll never get bored of listening to loose fit. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Write the letter with deep paranoia and slight suicidal tendencies as the undertone. Lay it on thick, how depressing it is not getting access to the off street parking, how its ruining your life at home, the fines have ruined your marriage, your parrot died, you can no longer listen to Loose Fit as you know you can no longer afford to buy the air force base, how the dog hasnt been kicked so much in years... Go off on tangents about nothing at all. You'd be amazed how far a crazy letter will get you off with things Write the letter in your own blood or faeces or a mixture of the two. Personally deliver it wearing your pyjamas and a world war 2 helmet allied soldier naturally ). Hopefully that should make this a one off. And yeah loose fit is class. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 Loose fit is a classic. Link to comment
dervish Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 If you want to mix it up make sure there are at least, at least, two different DNA sources in the blood feces ink. If you're feeling creative maybe try writing it in cum on a print off of one the counselors. 1 Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 If you want to mix it up make sure there are at least, at least, two different DNA sources in the blood feces ink. If you're feeling creative maybe try writing it in cum on a print off of one the counselors.You ken this is about a parking fine? Link to comment
dervish Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 OF COURSE I DO! Why do you think I said two type of DNA?!?!? Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 Haha. Love it dude. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Have you fixed your turbo yet? Link to comment
rumpus Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Seriously? Moaning about being fined £30? Last time home I was fined £85 for parking at Morrison's during Groningen game and £45 for parking in Rosemont while she went to stand and tan. If not drinking and taking car to get to pittodriie, quite often get fines as I have no idea of when parking is permitted. Rather leave the coupe where I know it,'ll be ok. Pay it, no big deal. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 It's not the amount of money exchanging hands, it's the indignity of it and sense of injustice. It's 30 quid I will have to walk down to the castle with. Inconvenient. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 Have you fixed your turbo yet?Nope. Link to comment
rumpus Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Pay online, saves speaking to cunts you want to get fuzzy to knock fuck out of. Link to comment
dervish Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Can you pay cash? If so 1Ps all the way. Pish on them as well. 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Move into a pad with off street parking with the obvious benefit and expense of having off street parking. Get blocked from access to my off street parking due to never ending flood defence schemes. Get a notice that all cars without a parking permit will now be fined and I should rush down to the nearest council depot to pay them 50 quid for parking spaces that don't exist. A price hike from 20 quid to 50 quid in 2 years. Get a ticket for 30 quid. Absolute fucks. Is it the cooncil who control the flood defences? Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 It's not the amount of money exchanging hands, it's the indignity of it and sense of injustice. Exactly. 1 Link to comment
rumpus Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 in fact...once got fined £210 for parking on Seafield road after watching Aberdeen v east fife. 0-0 and around 5000 attendance on a Tuesday night in mid winter. Do I feel the need to write about it the injustice and indignity of it on a football forum?? Do I fuck. None of this 'I have to walk to the castle to pay' nonsense, is there no internet in Stirling? Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 Is it the cooncil who control the flood defences? Yes. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 Exactly.We're on the same page for once bro? ;-) Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 My car is insured, taxed an MOTd but I get a fine cos the council have blocked my driveway off. Explain to me the point I'm displaying symptoms of paranoia here. Or maybe my anger is valid. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Pay the £50 and park wherever you like. Great deal - it's £120 here Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 Pay the £50 and park wherever you like. Great deal - it's £120 here50 quid only gets you one street and if that street is full up you're fucked. Having a drive is a clear advantage. Link to comment
tup Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I complained to Scotrail about the weegie wanker guard I encountered recently and they agreed he was a wanker and refunded my ticket. Link to comment
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