rumpus Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Hey min, fancy going out for a beer and swapping stories about stupid things we've done? Fancy getting to fuck away from Aberdeen altogether and buying a beach bar in Vietnam? Maybe a couple of jet skis to hire out and a plethora of little nice arsed Vietnamese girls promoting oral sex if someone buys a vodka and coke? Me and you chum, the world's ours We could call the bar; 'CHARISMA' after yourself. PM me to sort out finer details. 3 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Careful News, unless you are happy to have your next article be about how Rumpus gobbled you off. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I fear Rumpus has got Ebola. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Aye, he's a big strapping lad apparently thon Ebola. His cementer friend canna compete. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Come to think of it, you never see Gary Glitter and Rumpus in the same room. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 How was the date rumpus? Get your arse smashed in you screamer? 1 Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Did you wear your best paki sliders? Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 News is my 2nd Favourite hero after Nayim ! Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Hey min, fancy going out for a beer and swapping stories about stupid things we've done? Fancy getting to fuck away from Aberdeen altogether and buying a beach bar in Vietnam? Maybe a couple of jet skis to hire out and a plethora of little nice arsed Vietnamese girls promoting oral sex if someone buys a vodka and coke? Me and you chum, the world's ours We could call the bar; 'CHARISMA' after yourself. PM me to sort out finer details. Need a 3rd partner pal?? Me you and news would make a killer team, news could do the books, I'll do the door and you work the bar. Loving Charisma, it works. Flyers could say...Charisma, be there or be square....like news. The punters would flock in. Get bluto on board for the entertainment, yard of ale games, stuff like that. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Get Melvo involved too, it will be a right blast. I'll bring Tiddles. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Need a 3rd partner pal?? Me you and news would make a killer team, news could do the books, I'll do the door and you work the bar. Loving Charisma, it works. Flyers could say...Charisma, be there or be square....like news. The punters would flock in. Get bluto on board for the entertainment, yard of ale games, stuff like that. Anyone here ever done a yard of ale? I tried it in Helston about twenty odd years ago. Spilled a bit, but got through it. It was made harder by being some pish that I didn't like - it was bitter of some kind. Took me about a minute. A bloke I was in the bar with did it really quickly - he could just pour it down - not having to scoof it like I did. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Got one for Xmas about 20 years ago. Filled it up with tins of tennants then spilled most of it over my face. Gathered dust for about 10 years before it got sold at a car boot sale for about 20p. Verdict - load o shite.Sounds as tragic as Bluto's failed marriage 1 Link to comment
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