Ke1t Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Guy wanted to sell his business, but no-one was interested in a shop that sells faggots. Cheap faggots Might have wanted to change the name of his product for starters, like Marathon changed to Snickers, or Opal Fruits changed to Starburst... From what I can gather, faggots are essentially Haggis for the English. Adapt or die, I'm afraid. No-one wants your dirty faggots, mate. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Guy wanted to sell his business, but no-one was interested in a shop that sells faggots. Cheap faggots Might have wanted to change the name of his product for starters, like Marathon changed to Snickers, or Opal Fruits changed to Starburst... From what I can gather, faggots are essentially Haggis for the English. Adapt or die, I'm afraid. No-one wants your dirty faggots, mate. "Get your cheap poofs here" Link to comment
dave_min Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 To be fair, they do taste nice. Link to comment
boboisared Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Paul Ross will be in about. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Thought this was another thread about the huns! Cheap faggots Links to the BBC - remember they tried to ban Dire Straits "Money for Nothing" song from BBC radio, due to use of the word "faggot"? Link to comment
minijc Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Paul Ross will be in about.HAHA one of the best stories I've read this year, cracker. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Faggots are fine, more like meatballs than haggis. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 along with... all day breakfastthe big bar b q (both in a tin, both a big let down)pease puddingpilchardsand mrs brains faggots top quality british fayre. Link to comment
dervish Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I like them, but "shop closes" isn't news. Specially when the presenter said "faggit". It's not even that's not doing well just the old boys a lazy shiteeeee. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share Posted September 2, 2014 I like them, but "shop closes" isn't news. Specially when the presenter said "faggit". It's not even that's not doing well just the old boys a lazy shiteeeee. I chortled when the presenter said, "After many years of serving faggots, seven staff are being made redundant." "Of course one of the things this shop is best known for is its faggots." "Give us some of those fabulous dumplings, silly buns" Link to comment
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