I Just Saw...

[dervish]

Thread for wtf moments across the nation/world.

[360]

Eh

[boboisared]

Eh

A thread for what the fuck moments across the nation/world.

 

You could say "I once saw Melvo pull a real, live woman".

[360]

Gotcha

[dervish]

Holy fuck I hate Tapatalk as well.

[Ke1t]

I don't know what's going on in this thread, so here's a picture of a bunny that felled over.

 

Aww.. look.

 

He felled over.

 

[DD1903]

Thread of the year so far

[Jigot]

My morning movement, although bang on time, must have surely set off tsunami alarms globaly

 

 

 

Misread the o/p

[granite sheep]

Far's all the legendary aberdonian mentalists hiding these days? Shaky heid mannie's deid, Peter Dow stopped being funny years ago (although his dating page is still the stuff of legend), hell there disnae seem to be any around.

 

Then again, while goin down King St today, I heard a guy behind me go "1,2,3- go!", before skipping down the street in dungarees and sandals, so it could just be a case of not looking hard enough.

[Ke1t]

Far's all the legendary aberdonian mentalists hiding these days? Shaky heid mannie's deid, Peter Dow stopped being funny years ago (although his dating page is still the stuff of legend), hell there disnae seem to be any around.

 

Then again, while goin down King St today, I heard a guy behind me go "1,2,3- go!", before skipping down the street in dungarees and sandals, so it could just be a case of not looking hard enough.

 

On a recent trip to Chicago I'd seen, within 15 minutes of parking the car, a fight between a black lad and a cab driver, another lad running about on stilts, and some gay guy dressed like the Cowardly Lion aff The Wizard of Oz.

 

If you need any mentalists, you can probably Amazon them for a tenner a pair fae Chicago.... place is hoachin wi mentalists.

[Guest]

Thanks for that. It enriched my life.

 

Now enrich your own by quitting posting 85-90 hours a week and doing something worthwhile.

 

You tit.

[caledonia]

I will go with 72-74

and the answer is light green

[reekie_dock]

Was you on the bike when you fell off it?

[ChutneyLove]

I will go with 72-74

and the answer is light green

Is that the tune by The Connells? Good hangover music x

[daytripping]

If I'd seen this topic 3 hours ago I could have reported my other half complaining to me the house was cold, she then rubbed her boobs in a it's fucking cold moment, Scania wheel nuts is how it could best be described, despite a bra and sweatshirt they were protruding like Rudolph's nose, the following 2 minutes will remain secret forever. Even if I was waterboarded I won't speak.

 

Will probably tell the lads in the smoke shack come Monday morning but other than that I'll go to my grave with it.

 

PS Saw her knicks when I did a laundry today, sorry punt sniffers, nae even tempted,

[reekie_dock]

If I'd seen this topic 3 hours ago I could have reported my other half complaining to me the house was cold, she then rubbed her boobs in a it's fucking cold moment, Scania wheel nuts is how it could best be described, despite a bra and sweatshirt they were protruding like Rudolph's nose, the following 2 minutes will remain secret forever. Even if I was waterboarded I won't speak.

 

Will probably tell the lads in the smoke shack come Monday morning but other than that I'll go to my grave with it.

 

PS Saw her knicks when I did a laundry today, sorry punt sniffers, nae even tempted,

 

 

Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!

[minijc]

Seen two smack heads playing rock paper scissors on friday in Torry, was an awesome moment, think the bird beat the bloke.

[ChutneyLove]

I reckon dayts sniffed but never inhaled.

[granite sheep]

Just back fae haeing a smoke outside, just saw a junkie flying down the hill in a shopping trolley, clearly having the time of his life.

[fine-n-dandy]

Seems a pretty good thread for this.

 

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/blazin-saddles/women-s-cycling-team-s-kit-causes-quite-a-stir-134614755.html

[Tyrant]

Saw a junkie break into a taxi that was parked at Sainsburys in Berryden the other day as I was driving out the car park. Not worried a fuck about who saw him. Staggered off up the road. Saw him a couple of minutes later and got a photo of him.

[Tyrant]

And the other week there I saw a pair of junkies crash their car into a tree outside my flat. The tree won. The junkies got lifted when the cops arrived.

[Tyrant]

Oh.. AND last weekend I saw a poor woman come off her motorbike. Was driving on the dualer between the Kingswells round about and the Lang Stracht. Dunno what caused her to come off. Just saw the bike wobble and the fell over right into my lane. Had to slam on the brakes or the bike was getting chucked on top of her. Managed to skid to a halt with a couple of meters to spare. Luckily I'm not one of these cunts that tailgates. Or parks inconsiderately.

[granite sheep]

Saw a random Polak shit in the street last night. Nae givin a fuck, just stood at a bin, kecks doon, squatted and laid a massive cable. Fucking mink.

[Dandyesque]

Seen two smack heads playing rock paper scissors on friday in Torry, was an awesome moment, think the bird beat the bloke.

 

You think the bird beat the bloke?

 

Are you a bit unclear on the rules of paper scissors stone?

[fine-n-dandy]

 

You think the bird beat the bloke?

 

Are you a bit unclear on the rules of paper scissors stone?

He was busy concentrating to make sure he wasn't being sold a light one

[dervish]

On holiday just now in Krakow. Saw this 40ish lady jump in front of a guy speeding about on a bike. Roar at him to stop then tell him to fuck off. She then wandered over to an older guy and gently nick his bag. Was in broad daylight.

 

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[tommo1903]

 

On a recent trip to Chicago I'd seen, within 15 minutes of parking the car, a fight between a black lad and a cab driver, another lad running about on stilts, and some gay guy dressed like the Cowardly Lion aff The Wizard of Oz.

 

If you need any mentalists, you can probably Amazon them for a tenner a pair fae Chicago.... place is hoachin wi mentalists.

 

Seen a 6ft 1 black transvestite with a pink wig rake the bins outside Madison Square Garden on Tuesday, so I can confirm its not just Chicago that this occurs.