CripTank Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 What up fam! Ya boy CripTank is back with another dilemma. Mad love to you all for tellin ya boy to run with the old skool homies. The shit is good, CripTank be shifting mad volumes and stackin paper for real! But like my man Biggie said, mo' money mo' problems. Ole CripTank has a love for the bitches, but not nearly as much as they have a love for CripTanks 12 inches of meat. But after a long day slinging it's nice to get back to the crib and have some pussy to bang, so one lucky shortie is taking it deep these days. Problem is, she is all up in my face like "yo CripTank, my birthday coming up, what am I getting now you stackin?". Before I can even say "chill bitch", she's getting all emotional. But ya boy is a gentleman so I'm wanting to head down the mall and pick up some good shit. But what to get? A pussy-tightening op would be real, fuckin a windsock with a baseball bat is some off-brand shit. But fuck that, if she took it up the ass more often her pussy wouldn't be like that bitch! So I am reachin to my homies on Chat, what should I get? Help a brother out! 7 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Get her gold teeth grillz Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 a gift certificate for a brazilian butt lift. and a relaxing day at the spa. Link to comment
tup Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 360/Melvo The boy has issues IMO. Could always pop into Tup's Corner to remedy them. Link to comment
360 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Get her a "Have I Got News For You?" boxset. Link to comment
360 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 The mods had no qualms with revealing that me and Melvo were sharing an IP address... they can clear my name here, unless that doesn't suit their agenda. Link to comment
Redstar Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I know Melvo wasn't 360 and 360 wasn't Melvo for what it's worth.100% different people.It was obvious...Melvo was the man 360 wished he was... Link to comment
LeDandy Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Get her a strap on min , once you go back you will never go back ! Link to comment
tup Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Get her a strap on min , once you go back you will never go back !I'm a butcher, I could chop you up no bother. Link to comment
rumpus Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I know Melvo wasn't 360 and 360 wasn't Melvo for what it's worth. 100% different people. Quite right. Melvo's ausing, the other cunts a boring simpleton 1 Link to comment
CripTank Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 You boys be tripping with some of these suggestions. The only one that I like is the brazilian butt lift. Problem is, ya boy be deep in the game, crews be knowing CripTank. I can't go in no beauty parlor where my moms gets her hair did to order that. Any player seeing me will think I've joined the Southside Gaylords. Fuck dat shit. 2 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 You boys be tripping with some of these suggestions. The only one that I like is the brazilian butt lift. Problem is, ya boy be deep in the game, crews be knowing CripTank. I can't go in no beauty parlor where my moms gets her hair did to order that. Any player seeing me will think I've joined the Southside Gaylords. Fuck dat shit.South side gay lords, is that the new name for the KC mafia? Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I'm sure she'd appreciate it if you found her a man that spoke English to replace the plastic homoboy wigga she's currently allowing inside her bimonthly. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Get her a CripTank dildo modelled on your impressive nudger. She can experience the Crip anytime even if your downtown smoking Mexicans. reads like a GTA 5 mission Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 by the way, when is her birthday? Link to comment
CripTank Posted November 17, 2014 Author Share Posted November 17, 2014 Get her a CripTank dildo modelled on your impressive nudger. She can experience the Crip anytime even if your downtown smoking Mexicans. Infact get 2, still need to get my granny a Xmas present, I'll square you up later. Peace. So what you saying brother, that ole CripTank lets some guy plaster up my dick for the pleasure of your grandma? Shit, you is one sick fucker. When you be slinging on the corners of Danestone, reputation can be the difference between life and death. If that sort of shit got out, pow pow and ya boy is 6 feet under for real. 1 Link to comment
LeDandy Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 So what you saying brother, that ole CripTank lets some guy plaster up my dick for the pleasure of your grandma? Shit, you is one sick fucker. When you be slinging on the corners of Danestone, reputation can be the difference between life and death. If that sort of shit got out, pow pow and ya boy is 6 feet under for real. I would have thought that Grannies all over Aberdeen getting fucked with a model of your cock would be great for your reputation ! there are different kinds of reputations granted but that one for you is better than fuck all ! Isnt Danestone full of poofs ? it used to be , fucking whiters , the lot of em !!!! Link to comment
boboisared Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Na, I'll defend him in that aspect. 2 different gadgies. Melvo is a chubber, 360 is nae.Aye, Melvo is a fat ugly cunt. 360 looks relatively normal. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 does your granny like DP, Pipes? you may want to stock up on a few of Crip's plaster cocks.. might make good "stocking" stuffers for the women in your world Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Aye, Melvo is a fat ugly cunt. 360 looks relatively normal. Impressive that he's so successful with the ladies then. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Impressive that he's so successful with the ladies then. a good personality? Link to comment
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