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The Snow In Merica


lukas989

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1) Make a snow-mannie - got to be at least as good as Olaf fae Frozen. Carrot required.

2) Lie down and do an "angel."

3) Piss on some fresh snow and make your own yellow version.

4) Eat some (I don't recommend the yellow stuff fae 3)

5) Chuck a snowball in your birds face.

 

After that you've just about exhausted all the snow things. Go to the nearest boozer with a fine, open fire.

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Shoveled my drive and the elderly neighbour's drives about three times now. I ask for no reward except for the satisfaction of seeing the old folks able to safely walk outside without flipping arse over tit and killing themselves. Everyone should have a neighbour like me.

 

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