ChutneyLove Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Some terrorist bloke got folk holed up in a cafe with a gun. A few folk have escaped, mainly staff who know where the exits are. I'd like to think I would try my luck doing a runner. At least they won't run out of food in there for a while. Link to comment
Stoney Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Presumably plenty of knives in a cafe? I'd not be waiting for death to knock at my door as these cunts always go for the blokes first. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted December 15, 2014 Author Share Posted December 15, 2014 He might have made the grave error of capturing a don in oz. adio will be skinning the Muslim chap as we speak. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 The lad has an affa swipe of Alexi Sayle Link to comment
Dynamo Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 The Aussies are an intolerant bunch at the best of times. Peaceful muslims will receive the backlash. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 The Aussies are an intolerant bunch at the best of times. Peaceful muslims will receive the backlash. Aye just look at the way they treat Mick Dundee's mates. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Start faking a heart attack.Spooks the boy a bit then you can bite his windpipe out.I prefer the wrip it out like rpad house Dalton. #bitingsforminks Link to comment
dave_min Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 If I was there, I'd be hiding in a cupboard. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Would just look more dramatic coming out to the hero's welcome with the blood of a dead Muslim dripping out your mouth. The windpipe removal in the Rambo remake would also go down a storm. Cheesepipes removes windpipe, just slips of the tongue. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Dinna worry I've got her back min Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 This is rubbish. BBC reporting he wants a new flag, the script on the one being held up to the window is too formal, he'd prefer a flag with more bantz. And i suspect his earlier chat about "devices" was bluster. Worst siege in years. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Fucking Muslims. Weak and stink of shit. The perfect end would be an aborigine hero. Blind drunk, snotters dripping down his face stumbling out the cafe with the prized windpipe in his dirty fist. Much similarities with Gazza and the Moet siege, although it was a kebab and six pack that he stumbled oot of the cafe with. . Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I've never been a fan of the Aussies Bunch of horrible cunts.Wouldn`t mind a bit of Rebekah(Terese) ! Link to comment
Henry Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Much similarities with Gazza and the Moet siege Vintage Gazza, he's a really bubbly character. Link to comment
360 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 The world's reaction when Harcus makes a post on AFC Chat... 8 Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Getting quite a lot of coverage here... the media are whipping things up. Hopefully there are no deaths, but I feel most sorry for the innocent Muslims who are about to get their heads caved in, in one of the many reprisal attacks which will inevitably follow. This type of thing has always been something that happens in places like the US and England. Australians don't have the same politically correct, stiff upper lip mentality and I reckon this won't go down well. Your average bogan Australian has always been suspicious of Islam and they'll take this an excuse. Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Or a Crocodile Dundee type character to calm the situation Like Mick did with that cow on the road It doesn't work on dogs or cats, i've tried. Not sure about humaniods. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 The world's reaction when Harcus makes a post on AFC Chat... The world's reaction when 360 posts.... 5 Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Getting quite a lot of coverage here... the media are whipping things up. Hopefully there are no deaths, but I feel most sorry for the innocent Muslims who are about to get their heads caved in, in one of the many reprisal attacks which will inevitably follow. This type of thing has always been something that happens in places like the US and England. Australians don't have the same politically correct, stiff upper lip mentality and I reckon this won't go down well. Your average bogan Australian has always been suspicious of Islam and they'll take this an excuse. well hopefully Muslims receive more support, and less head caving in. After Sir Tessa noticed a disturbing trend of anti-Muslim sentiments, he wrote to those on his regular bus 'wear religious attire, & don’t feel safe alone: I’ll ride with you'.The hashtag was soon picked up by his followers, gaining support from fellow Australians who offered lifts to work, promises of protection, and friendship to anyone feeling threatened. With many areas of Sydney still in lockdown and Australians expressing their fears of follow-up attacks in the coming days, the movement blossomed into a forum for showing compassion and tolerance for all faiths. 'The compassion of everyday Australian's should NEVER b underestimated..#illridewithyou is the perfect example of why this is a great nation!' said one Twitter user. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2874431/I-llridewithyou-Celebrities-tens-thousands-everyday-Twitter-users-social-media-support-Muslim-community.html Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I've often imagined a wild bunch style stand off in the boozer on a midweek winter champions league night. Batten down the hatches, tables up against the windows; chairs propped under doorhandles;we're all trapped in with only the beer and out camaraderie to get us through it. Be real boys own stuff. Link to comment
tup Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 As you sit there by yourself wondering where it all went wrong. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Shots fired. He'll be dead. Useless. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Well that's him away to meet Allah. Out on bail for 47 sexual assaults, that's quite a haul. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Well that's him away to meet Allah. Out on bail for 47 sexual assaults, that's quite a haul.Also been done for sending threatening letters to the families of Aussie soldiers killed in Afghanistan. Sounds like your typical prankster who always goes a step too far, we all know somebody like that. Link to comment
chaos_defrost Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 How can someone be out on bailing pending 47 sexual assault charges??!! Link to comment
Redstar Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Shots fired. He'll be dead. Useless.He is dead...The Aussies don't fuck about...from we're prepared to sit this one out to let's kill the cunt in 16 hours...hats off lads...the right decision... Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 He is dead...The Aussies don't fuck about...from we're prepared to sit this one out to let's kill the cunt in 16 hours...hats off lads...the right decision... The British and Yanks would have had him killed hours earlier. They fucked up, 2 hostages deed, A sniper could of put one through his forehead not long after it happened Link to comment
Redstar Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 The British and Yanks would have had him killed hours earlier. They fucked up, 2 hostages deed, A sniper could of put one through his forehead not long after it happenedYanks yes...us...fuck off...we are far to scared of offending any cunt to do anything within 24 hours... Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I doubt we would let a known nutter, charged with 47 sexual assaults, and highly politically opinionated be in a position to do what this cunt did. Link to comment
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