Ke1t Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 I see Cameron has just banned you lads in Blighty from watching Fisting, Squirting, and Facesitting. He gets to decide what sex acts you can punch your clown to. ...that's progress Edit: Here's the list of shit you can't legally watch online now.. SpankingCaningAggressive whippingPenetration by any object "associated with violence"Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)Urolagnia (known as "water sports")Role-playing as non-adultsPhysical restraintHumiliationFemale ejaculationStrangulationFacesittingFisting No spanking, tying each other up, pissing, or dressing up like a schoolgirl. Mind you, in Louisiana they just made it illegal to suck a dick but legal to fuck a corpse Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Saw something in the papers about this. Gives away the typical Tory mind, they're OK watching guys shoot, just not wimmen. There's also limits to the size and types of things that can be inserted. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Given that an interest in all those banned acts is required before becoming a MP, what are they trying to achieve? Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Phew - glad to see lesbians defecating on each other didnt make the list Er, not that thats my favourite or anything Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Phew - glad to see lesbians defecating on each other didnt make the list Er, not that thats my favourite or anything So wimmin shaggin each other is aright but men isinae? Double standard wanker, thats you that is. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 so shagging a foot is allowed then? for those that enjoy that kind of thing? new this year. the Vajankle. available with French polish or cherry red nail polish. http://www.sinthetics.biz/collections/sexy-silicone-feet/products/silicone-short-feet-vajankle Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Congrats on your side-project taking off LGIR 1 Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Congrats on your side-project taking off LGIR i wish i'd thought of it though i expect they won't make that much money i think they could also advertise it for those moments when the whole blow up doll thing just seems like too much effort. Link to comment
Tommy Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 i think they could also advertise it for those moments when the whole blow up doll thing just seems like too much effort. A blow up doll needs a good pumpin. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 A blow up doll needs a good pumpin. voice of experience there, Tommy? Link to comment
Tommy Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 voice of experience there, Tommy? Read what I said again S L O W L Y. :-) Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 i'm trying. and i'm not even blonde. i don't get it? Link to comment
Tommy Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 i don't get itI'm sure there would be an orderly queue. 1 Link to comment
boboisared Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 i'm trying. and i'm not even blonde. i don't get it?That's blown me away. I'm sure there would be an orderly queue. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Is putting a Titleist Pro V1x into a gaping vadge still allowed to be viewed ?Seen it on twatter last night and it caught my curiosity Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Hear, hear! The buzz of finding a porn mag in the bushies on the old railway line is something today's adolescents will never experience. Link to comment
phoenix Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 'I heard the news today , oh boy'(this reference may be lost on some of our younger readers) that the Sun will no longer host big-breasted young ladies on page 3. Rupert Murdoch deems it old-fashioned and the feminists believe they have triumphed. I believe neither and put it down to lads getting their rocks off(and cocks oot) online. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 'Humiliation' has been banned? Sevco better not produce any season reviews then. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 'I heard the news today , oh boy'(this reference may be lost on some of our younger readers) that the Sun will no longer host big-breasted young ladies on page 3. Rupert Murdoch deems it old-fashioned and the feminists believe they have triumphed. I believe neither and put it down to lads getting their rocks off(and cocks oot) online. 'A day in the life' of an old git Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 This happened a month or so ago, http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/12/12/porn-protest-pictures-face-sitting-parliament_n_6314604.html How will they police this like? I already "stumbled" over some squirting footage today by accident. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 20, 2015 Author Share Posted January 20, 2015 Hear, hear! The buzz of finding a porn mag in the bushies on the old railway line is something today's adolescents will never experience. Nowadays it's the buzz of buying a second hand Hard Drive and finding that the previous owner didn't scrub the pictures of his missus taking the cock. It's swings and roundabouts. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Nowadays it's the buzz of buying a second hand Hard Drive and finding that the previous owner didn't scrub the pictures of his missus taking the cock. It's swings and roundabouts. Or a smartphone... Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Some things were obviously more acceptable in the 70's though Link to comment
RAZOR Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Where do we stand on videos where the Mom comes home and fux the babysitter. Link to comment
Tommy Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Where do we stand on videos where the Mom comes home and fux the babysitter.Just you stand in the wardrobe. Link to comment
Dal Riata Don Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Edit: Here's the list of shit you can't legally watch online now.. Spanking Glad it's been bannedCaning Glad it's been bannedAggressive whipping Definitely Glad it's been banned Penetration by any object "associated with violence" Definitely Glad it's been bannedPhysical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)Urolagnia (known as "water sports") Honestly, not sure what it means. Role-playing as non-adults Definitely Glad it's been banned - sounds like a gateway to pedophilia Physical restraint Definitely Glad it's been banned - sounds like a gateway to rapeHumiliation Definitely Glad it's been bannedFemale ejaculation - Seems natural enough Strangulation Definitely Glad it's been bannedFacesitting - I suppose this is being done from a position 'of dominance' and if so should be bannedFisting - disgusting, but if the woman/man consents then fair enough. I'm glad that most of this has been made illegal.Porn like that in my opinion encourages the objectification of women (more so than men) and again, in my view is likely to encourage violence against women and also gives some people unrealistic expectations about sex and what a sexual partner should be willing to do. Banning it will not stop people's desires but without ready access to this type of stuff I would hope that they are encouraged to watch more mainstream pornography which appears to present a less extreme example of what adults typically engage in. Read more about this hear: http://www.swapcampaign.co.uk/ Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I see your point Dal-Rat, though in my opinion consenting adults should be allowed to film their actions and sell or distribute the product to other adults who want to watch it if they so wish.Would you ban action movies because they invariably depict murder / mass killings? Would you ban Tom and Jerry because Tom get's battered about by the housemaid with a rolling pin? Surely porno is an escape for most people who watch it - if some folk decide to act out some of the more aggressive stuff, the problem is with them, not the product. These are weirdos who will use anything as an excuse to tip them over the edge. There is also a counter argument that watching aggressive porn satisfies people who would otherwise attempt to act on these urges in real-life. Politicians deciding what you can and cannot watch is intrusive and dictatorial. I am not a fan of aggressive porn - far from it. But I am partial to the squirt section on pornhub (if I can get past the MILF link) - and for me that is natural and harmless. David Cameron telling me I cannot watch that is unacceptable. A man who not that long ago went to a pub and left his 9 year-old daughter there - only remembering about her when he got home - a 45 minute drive away. Sort your own life out and don't preach family values to me, David. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 I'm glad that most of this has been made illegal.Porn like that in my opinion encourages the objectification of women (more so than men) and again, in my view is likely to encourage violence against women and also gives some people unrealistic expectations about sex and what a sexual partner should be willing to do. Banning it will not stop people's desires but without ready access to this type of stuff I would hope that they are encouraged to watch more mainstream pornography which appears to present a less extreme example of what adults typically engage in. Read more about this hear: http://www.swapcampaign.co.uk/ Should ban the Missionary position, since that's all about the man being on top of a woman and dominating her. Doggy style, reduces women to the level of... well... dog... let's ban that shit. Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl, see Missionary, only the other way around. Ban it. I guess fucking is only going to be sanitised enough for the interfering, curtain-twitchers when the guy spunks into an empty Jam Jar then EMails his wife of twenty years and asks politely if she'd like some. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Should ban the Missionary position, since that's all about the man being on top of a woman and dominating her. Been banned in my hoose for years, I'm ahead of the game. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Should ban the Missionary position, since that's all about the man being on top of a woman and dominating her. Doggy style, reduces women to the level of... well... dog... let's ban that shit. Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl, see Missionary, only the other way around. Ban it. I guess fucking is only going to be sanitised enough for the interfering, curtain-twitchers when the guy spunks into an empty Jam Jar then EMails his wife of twenty years and asks politely if she'd like some. Sounds to me like we are going to end up fucking the way they do in demolition man Link to comment
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