Tinder

[tommo1903]

A lassie at my work was telling me she'd joined Tinder at the weekend. Had a good laugh looking through some of the messages on it, some absolute creeps out there though.

 

Any you creeps on it or got any good stories about those on it?

 

P S. I was surprised to see a poster on here in her 'matches.' Based on what he posts, said poster is in a long term relationship if I'm not mistaken.

[daytripping]

A lassie at my work was telling me she'd joined Tinder at the weekend. Had a good laugh looking through some of the messages on it, some absolute creeps out there though.

 

Any you creeps on it or got any good stories about those on it?

 

P S. I was surprised to see a poster on here in her 'matches.' Based on what he posts, said poster is in a long term relationship if I'm not mistaken.

 

Could I have a P please bob?

[dave_min]

Nothing wrong with browsing.

[tommo1903]

Now Dayts I'm not going to grass on anyone here, I'm not Andy Murray.

 

The poster may wish to identify themselves.

[ericblack4boss]

Just because you to the Mart to look at heifers doesn't mean you have take any home,

[daytripping]

Guy at my work lives on the site, fills the smoke shack with tales of his meets, seems to be a lot of shall we say...loose women (no doubt the women will say the same about the men there) out there, no cheesy chat up lines over the loud noise of nightclub speakers these days, quick swipe and a couple messages seems to be about it.

 

He's a young loon and no doubt some of it is exaggerated but a lot of it rings true, says he gave up plenty of fish as it was full of tarts, must be a better class of woman on tinder.

[daytripping]

For the record I've never been on it.

[360]

II'm old school, if I want a pump (if I wasn't married) - I'd go down Belmont Street at 5 to 3am.

 

Ah the 3am bin rake... classic.

[daytripping]

I'll pass, sounds like absolute shit with the way people go on about it.

 

I'm old school, if I want a pump (if I wasn't married) - I'd go down Belmont Street at 5 to 3am.

 

My feelings exactly, sounds very much like a cattle market, what happened to wining and dining, a bit of romance. I'd hate to think my daughter might use this type of place to meet someone one day, no doubt some will be looking for long term relationships but seems more of a knocking shop environment from what I've heard.

[ebbe]

Biggest creep on tinder is someone claiming to be willo flood.

[Pudgie]

 

Could I have a P please bob?

Down the hall, second door on the left.

 

 

 

It's ace fun. There's some absolute horrors on it but I've surprisingly found some affa bonnie lassies in my matches. Keeps the self esteem up if nothing else. It was rather awkward on Saturday night when your step-brother is chatting away to someone you've matched with. Had to make myself scare for a wee while.

[daytripping]

Down the hall, second door on the left.

 

 

 

It's ace fun. There's some absolute horrors on it but I've surprisingly found some affa bonnie lassies in my matches. Keeps the self esteem up if nothing else. It was rather awkward on Saturday night when your step-brother is chatting away to someone you've matched with. Had to make myself scare for a wee while.

 

 

That's someone's daughter. You could end up meeting her and getting on great.

[spamspamspam]

banged a few on it last time I was single.

good laugh if taken for what it is, an app to download and meet women that want cock.

[Pudgie]

 

 

That's someone's daughter. You could end up meeting her and getting on great.

I've met some affa fine folk that look like the back end of a bus. Still wouldn't have me swiping right though.

[ericblack4boss]

Aye the good old "fishy fingers" the holy trail as a young lad,

[Poodler]

Had it one day. First match, poodless. Pumped her first date, told her I'd marry her, deleted it the next day. 100% success rate. Best bird I've ever met.

[tommo1903]

Down the hall, second door on the left.

 

 

 

It's ace fun. There's some absolute horrors on it but I've surprisingly found some affa bonnie lassies in my matches. Keeps the self esteem up if nothing else. It was rather awkward on Saturday night when your step-brother is chatting away to someone you've matched with. Had to make myself scare for a wee while.

 

You were the culprit.

 

Haha.

[Pudgie]

 

You were the culprit.

 

Haha.

Fantastic! I hope she was a hottie if I'd matched with her.

[tommo1903]

Maybe.

[tup]

Never heard of it until I opened this thread.

[Don Fonte]

Never heard of it until I opened this thread.

Not much need for it in Wick surely? Every bird is a certainty to open their legs for anyone that asks.

[robbojunior]

Never heard of it until I opened this thread.

 

Your profile pic could be life size

[tup]

Not much need for it in Wick surely? Every bird is a certainty to open their legs for anyone that asks.

No different than anywhere else in that sense min.

[Poodler]

Playa

[ericblack4boss]

No different than anywhere else in that sense min.

Is the problem in wick not that there is a good chance of shagging a relative?

[Pudgie]

Is the problem in wick not that there is a good chance of shagging a relative?

They're nae too fussed if it's the same species so I'm nae too sure they're bothered about bulling a relative.

[BrianFaePerth]

Down the hall, second door on the left.

 

 

 

It's ace fun. There's some absolute horrors on it but I've surprisingly found some affa bonnie lassies in my matches.

Take it you don't use the same profile pic as on here

[Henry]

Had it one day. First match, poodless. Pumped her first date, told her I'd marry her, deleted it the next day. 100% success rate. Best bird I've ever met.

Did Poodless delete the app is the question?

 

Long month when you're in Shetland.

 

[rumpus]

Not much need for it in Wick surely? Every bird is a certainty to open their legs for anyone that asks.

 

 

They could use tup as a little pink dildo.

[Pudgie]

Take it you don't use the same profile pic as on here

I do actually