NorthernLights24 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 http://m.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31908620 Anyone here managed to force a large passenger airline to turn back through the sheer power of their bowel movements? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Dubai? My suspicions turn to The Boofon Whatever celebrity he was sat next to has suffered him and then the flight being diverted Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 15 hour delay! The bogs wouldn't have been the only thing fuming! Link to comment
lukas989 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Sat there, watching the furore...all sorts going through your mind...terrorists? Bomb? No no - a watery shite. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 A lot of bacteria from diarrhoea can be airborne and usually becomes symptomatic within 24 hours in a new host. Inside a pressurised cabin these germs potentially could have been passed on to all on board. Superb leadership from the pilot if you ask me. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 A lot of bacteria from diarrhoea can be airborne and usually becomes symptomatic within 24 hours in a new host. Inside a pressurised cabin these germs potentially could have been passed on to all on board. Superb leadership from the pilot if you ask me. That's a load of rubbish. I've survived nearly a month in india and didn't get poorly once.Nothing wrong with pooh other than a slight unpleasant smell. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Health & Safety issue my arse! Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 That's a load of rubbish. I've survived nearly a month in india and didn't get poorly once.Nothing wrong with pooh other than a slight unpleasant smell. Stick to the beer thread min, this is big boy shit Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Stick to the beer thread min, this is big boy shit Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Dubai? My suspicions turn to The Boofon Whatever celebrity he was sat next to has suffered him and then the flight being diverted Read about this the other day. I fly to Muscat not Dubai. Pretty sure the fault lies with the actual toilet and not the liquid shit that was produced. The only way a shit could force a flight to turn round would be if it was left on the floor (who would do such a thing) and not cleaned up. Pointless story. The flight was turned around because the shitter was leaking, not because someone took a stinky shite. Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Read about this the other day. I fly to Muscat not Dubai. Pretty sure the fault lies with the actual toilet and not the liquid shit that was produced. The only way a shit could force a flight to turn round would be if it was left on the floor (who would do such a thing) and not cleaned up. Pointless story. The flight was turned around because the shitter was leaking, not because someone took a stinky shite. Boof, How did the flight smell the day you met Buzz?? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Boof, How did the flight smell the day you met Buzz?? I don't remember anything different from any other flight regarding smells in the air Dayts. I was up front in Business so it'd likely have been fresh and not a bit whiffy like up the back with the plebs. Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I don't remember anything different from any other flight regarding smells in the air Dayts. I was up front in Business so it'd likely have been fresh and not a bit whiffy like up the back with the plebs. Thanks for that Boof, I suspected the plane would have been smelling in tip top shape, I don't imagine Buzz would stand for anything less. Glad to hear the encounter happened in Business class, anything else you can tell us about the meeting or is it confidential. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Thanks for that Boof, I suspected the plane would have been smelling in tip top shape, I don't imagine Buzz would stand for anything less. Glad to hear the encounter happened in Business class, anything else you can tell us about the meeting or is it confidential. I could tell you hours worth of information on this Dayts but some folk would probably get a bit miffed at the details shared so best kept for the next hat meet. I don't like to mention it too much. Likewise with being held hostage by terrorists. Some things are best left alone. You know yourself what it's like. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I could tell you hours worth of information on this Dayts but some folk would probably get a bit miffed at the details shared so best kept for the next hat meet. I don't like to mention it too much. Likewise with being held hostage by terrorists. Some things are best left alone. You know yourself what it's like. As someone who doesn't like blowing my own trumpet I fully understand the need to keep things under one's hat on occasion, I look forward to the next hat meet so I can hear all about it, must have been the most fascinating flight. Is it ok to let some people know I've met someone who has met Buzz?? I don't like name dropping but it's certainly an ice breaker should I ever attend any cocktail parties or such with strangers. Link to comment
Ingolfsson Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 That's a load of rubbish. I've survived nearly a month in india and didn't get poorly once.Nothing wrong with pooh other than a slight unpleasant smell. I Winnie say that Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 As someone who doesn't like blowing my own trumpet I fully understand the need to keep things under one's hat on occasion, I look forward to the next hat meet so I can hear all about it, must have been the most fascinating flight. Is it ok to let some people know I've met someone who has met Buzz?? I don't like name dropping but it's certainly an ice breaker should I ever attend any cocktail parties or such with strangers. Not if you ever use more than one question mark after his name ever again. Poor form pal. It's almost as if you're questioning whether he's been on the moon or not. I won't stand for that. Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I know he was on the moon, I've seen it on tv. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I cleared Jimmy Blacks bar on a winters night - everyone stood outside for fully ten minutes, because the shite I'd done in the chunty gave off a seemingly offensive smell. Even after several flushes. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2997205/Plane-cabin-flooded-foul-urine-like-liquid-toilets-sinks-overflow-Jet-Airways-flight-Delhi-London.html Trumped by Jet Airways. Now that's bogging. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I know he was on the moon, I've seen it on tv. Aye but he never took on on the chin at Ibrox 86 Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Surely all planes land? Anyway, BA can get fucked. Link to comment
Byrne Baby Byrne Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Surely all planes land? Anyway, BA can get fucked. Thought ya'll were buds now? What happened? Did they run out of Bombay? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Surely all planes land? The jury is still out on MH370 Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Thought ya'll were buds now? What happened? Did they run out of Bombay?We had a brief fling, but they broke my heart when they started fucking around with Avios. Lufthansa though. That's a great airline right there. Edit: BA = Gordons. easyJet = Bombay. Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 The jury is still out on MH370Definitely not in the sky anymore. Seems rather landed to me. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I could tell you hours worth of information on this Dayts but some folk would probably get a bit miffed at the details shared so best kept for the next hat meet. I don't like to mention it too much. Likewise with being held hostage by terrorists. Some things are best left alone. You know yourself what it's like. Can you be a hostage if the terrorists don't even know you're there? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Can you be a hostage if the terrorists don't even know you're there? Yes. Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Buzz was on some sky at night program last night, think it's on again today, going on about the eclipse, I didn't watch so not sure if he mentioned you Boof. I'm giving the eclipse a miss btw, saw the last one, nothing exciting, moon eclipse is better. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Buzz was on some sky at night program last night, think it's on again today, going on about the eclipse, I didn't watch so not sure if he mentioned you Boof. I'm giving the eclipse a miss btw, saw the last one, nothing exciting, moon eclipse is better. I never saw it either Dayts so couldn't comment. I'll miss the solar eclipse tomorrow as I'm too far South and far from the UK. Hugely disappointed. We're very fortunate in Scotland this time round to get a cracking % of cover. One not to be missed tomorrow. I'd make the effort mate. The Universe in all it's glory. http://science.howstuffworks.com/solar-eclipse1.htm Astonishing that centuries ago they had the ability to predict these events without the enormous amount of technology we have at our disposal today. If you're not awe struck with the eclipse tomorrow you should be. Link to comment
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