Today's Topical Tune

[The Boofon]

 

the continuing news about the downed Germanwings flight.

 

 

Not a great one.

 

Best you stay off the thread.

[The Boofon]

You're unbelieva-bale.

 

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/31997087

 

 

Wales leapfrogged Israel at the top of their Euro 2016 qualifying group as two goals from Gareth Bale inspired a hugely impressive win that leaves them well placed to reach next summer's finals in France.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyHgVEbQ_nY

[The Boofon]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3016092/Did-drug-make-lashes-lusher-turn-green-eyes-brown-LEAH-HARDY-investigates-disturbing-effect-treatment-backed-stars-Claire-Danes-Brooke-Shields.html

Did drug to make my lashes lusher turn my green eyes brown? LEAH HARDY investigates the disturbing side effect of a treatment backed by stars from Claire Danes to Brooke Shields

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AsvlJSU6qE

[The Boofon]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3017341/I-feel-like-luckiest-man-world-Record-breaking-dwarf-bodybuilder-finds-love-6ft-tall-transgender-woman.html

 

I feel like the luckiest man in the world': Record-breaking dwarf bodybuilder finds love with 6ft-tall transgender woman.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY

[The Boofon]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/grandmother-accidentally-poisons-children-with-hot-chocolate-that-expired-25-years-ago-10148649.html

Grandmother accidentally poisons children with hot chocolate that expired 25 years ago

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FIVrlfB5-M

[The Boofon]

Sticking with the chocolate theme for today. A complete chocolate with a chocolate bath and a chocolate girl.

 

This Alan certainly doesn't understand her.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3022939/Britain-s-flashiest-playboy-splashes-10-000-bath-runs-pure-chocolate-milk-girlfriend.html

 

This guy makes me think of Millertime.

Britain's 'flashiest playboy' splashes out £10,000 on a bath that runs pure chocolate milk for his girlfriend... and it costs £1,000 every time it's filled

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWH3kdf3Vtw

[robbojunior]

[The Boofon]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3025228/Hogwarts-Express-suspended-Company-runs-train-Harry-Potter-films-banned-rail-network-100mph-near-miss.html

 

The company which operates steam train excursions across some of Britain’s most picturesque routes has been temporarily banned from operating following the ‘most serious’ case of a near collision so far this year.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtvqT_wMeY

[The Boofon]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3025862/Bizarre-tale-Biso-cat-got-stuck-Cairo-train-station-wall-FIVE-YEARS-squeezing-hole-kitten-growing-big-escape.html

 

A cat who had been stuck in a wall at a Cairo train station for five years has been freed at last.

Biso had squeezed into the hole in the wall at the Mohamed Naguib metro station as a kitten in 2010 - but then soon became to big to escape.

He survived thanks to an elderly man named Uncle Abdo, who gave the trapped cat water and fed him scraps of food every day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S9ecXWCBCc

[daytripping]

Not exactly a Worldwide breaking story Boof, must try better.

 

Maybe you had empathy for the cat hiding behind the wall, not a story for the masses though, the majority of us just see a cowardly animal, almost akin to one of us hiding in a cupboard.

[The Boofon]

Two songs for this news. One of his own which is fucking magic and the other which relates to the death. Both tenuously linked together.

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/robert-burns-jr-dead-lynyrd-skynyrd-drummer-dies-in-car-crash-aged-64-10156854.html

 

Former Lynyrd Skynyrd drummer Robert Burns Jr has died in a car crash in Georgia aged 64.

The Southern hard rock band's founding member was killed shortly before midnight on Friday when his vehicle left the road at a bend and collided with a mailbox and a tree.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W1v0kOELA

[The Boofon]

Today's starter purely chosen for wank bank material. (Story not the song)

 

'The best day of my life': Emmerdale actress Michelle Hardwick marries long-term girlfriend Rosie Nicholl

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3027499/Emmerdale-actress-Michelle-Hardwick-marries-long-term-girlfriend-Rosie-Nicholl.html

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y66j_BUCBMY

[ChutneyLove]

Boofter, did you get that photo yet?

[The Boofon]

Boofter, did you get that photo yet?

 

 

No. Did you get my text?

[ChutneyLove]

Yip. It is logged on my phone as being sent twice.

[The Boofon]

@@Poodler dinna be getting jealous.

[The Boofon]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3027130/The-sun-s-stay-week-Britons-bask-21-degrees-making-UK-hotter-Barcelona-Athens-Ibiza.html

 

A glorious blast of summery weather has arrived across the UK, finishing off the bank holiday weekend with clear skies and the days turning warm.

So warm in fact, that this brave soul strolling the beach in Cornwall yesterday did not feel the need for any clothes at all.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wS_qWa9VQM

[ChutneyLove]

Sent

[The Boofon]

Sent

 

Received.

 

[The Boofon]

Self explanatory.

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/london-jewellery-burglary-hundreds-of-thousands-of-pounds-worth-of-jewellery-stolen-from-hatton-garden-10160630.html

 

Burglars equipped with heavy cutting tools have broken into several safety deposit boxes in London’s jewellery quarter, and stolen jewellery believed to be worth hundreds of thousands of pounds.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQZu895ZV-0

[The Boofon]

Some belting pictures in today's one.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3033690/The-hilarious-children-s-drawings-definitely-did-NOT-make-family-fridge.html

 

Phallic shapes, awkward typos and animals in lewd positions: The hilarious children's drawings that definitely did NOT make it on to the family fridge

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPVAipmV7jY