Redforever86 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Anyone bide there? Anyone from there? Thinking about moving out there. Any and all advice would be appreciated. Is there a supporters bus fae that way that comes in for Dons games? Can I get a decent pint? Fit like is the local take away. Etc etc. Cheers loons and quines. Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I think it's out in the country. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Was there about 20 years ago. Can't remember anything about it, so that's not good. Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Was there about 20 years ago. Can't remember anything about it, so that's not good.Or perhaps it was very, very good? Although I'll admit, that seems unlikely. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Never heard of it, but it sounds like a holiday camp. Torphins / Butlins. Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 The baker shut approximately 3 years ago, now a charity shop. The butcher which was also very good shut around 5 years ago, now turned in to two flats. Not sure what the Learney's like nowadays as I haven't been in for approx 8 years after a late night fracas. The chinky take away is ok but not as good as the one in Kinker; 3 miles away or the one's in banchory; 7 miles away. Golf course (9 holder) is quite hilly but cheap, cheerful and a friendly group of members. If you like jogging, biking or walking amongst hills, you're spoilt for choice. All in all it's a pleasant little village, but depending on your budget or preferred location, Banchory or Ballater are the best places to reside if you fancy Deeside. Rumpus: For all your Deeside trip advisor requirements.... Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Fit like is the running scene? Me and my pal @@daytripping are big in the country running game. Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Fit like is the running scene? Me and my pal @@daytripping are big in the country running game. Some people are trying to have a serious conversation and help out others. Take your inane drivel and ram it up yer hoop. 11 Link to comment
Redstar Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Fit like is the running scene? Me and my pal @@daytripping are big in the country running game.Aye I heard DT was good at running...by all accounts he should pack his running spikes when ever he decides to go on the rip on Eastern European jaunts... Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 On the subject of Torphins..I've been banned from the local hotel three times. For throwing a rock through the lounge bar window, for kicking a woman in the stomach and for shooting the chef (accidently) with an air pistol. But the best fun I had was shagging the bejezus out of the hotel owner's daughter when she was just 16. Her Dad, who was a big posh Englishman, found out and gave me a bit of a doing, he did the same when I almost got into his wife's pants after a lock in.. I fucked the youngster everywhere. In the guest rooms, in the hotel kitchen, on the dining tables and quite often she was spread-eagled on the bonnet of Daddy's Jaguar. One such time she'd kept her watch on and the car suffered a few scratches. This prompted the owner to take pot shots at the neighbouring cat with the same air pistol used to shot the chef. Reminisce over, thanks for your time. 8 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 If a tortoise mated with a dolphin then you'd have torphins all over the place. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I don't have a hat Rumpus so I'm telling everyone what you and your friend did unless you wire me 100,000 dollars. I even gave it a +1 for fuck sake. Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I don't have a hat Rumpus so I'm telling everyone what you and your friend did unless you wire me 100,000 dollars. I even gave it a +1 for fuck sake. Will do chum! Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 You Torphins born and bred, Rumpus? No but lived there for around 10 years. Daughter, ex wife and old man still reside. Link to comment
Pash Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Best thing about Torphins is the road to Alford. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Similar to Rumpus, I also got smashed in Torphins. Fingered a bird at Torphins marquee a few year ago, her brother saw us, pushed me away and caught me a beauty. Phoned my ma to get a lift hame, told my bird at the time it was a hun who hit me. Shiner for a week min. Some bonny hooses though. Watch your daughter would be the overriding advice from this thread. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 On the subject of Torphins..I've been banned from the local hotel three times. For throwing a rock through the lounge bar window, for kicking a woman in the stomach and for shooting the chef (accidently) with an air pistol. But the best fun I had was shagging the bejezus out of the hotel owner's daughter when she was just 16. Her Dad, who was a big posh Englishman, found out and gave me a bit of a doing, he did the same when I almost got into his wife's pants after a lock in.. I fucked the youngster everywhere. In the guest rooms, in the hotel kitchen, on the dining tables and quite often she was spread-eagled on the bonnet of Daddy's Jaguar. One such time she'd kept her watch on and the car suffered a few scratches. This prompted the owner to take pot shots at the neighbouring cat with the same air pistol used to shot the chef. Reminisce over, thanks for your time.Rumpus, you say you nearly got in the mother's pants, it's a wonder there was room for you, she had one cunt and one arsehole in there already! 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 25, 2015 Author Share Posted March 25, 2015 Cheers guys. Thankfully I don't hae a daughter to worry about! Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Similar to Rumpus, I also got smashed in Torphins. Fingered a bird at Torphins marquee a few year ago, her brother saw us, pushed me away and caught me a beauty. Phoned my ma to get a lift hame, told my bird at the time it was a hun who hit me. Shiner for a week min. Some bonny hooses though. Watch your daughter would be the overriding advice from this thread. Similar to Rumpus??? Preposterous. A gay nurse gets a dunt in the face for trying it on with a farmers boyfriend, shits himself and immediately phones Mummy? Barking up the wrong tree there boyo.... 11 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Last time I phoned my mummy for help was when I was 13. #wetbag 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Shit your pants?No. Did that when I was 21 min. In a bed. With a mate. These days I can handle my bodily functions Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I knew you were sound. Just deep down. Link to comment
Henry Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Last time I phoned my mummy for help was when I was 13. #wetbag That's because she won't answer your calls now. #disowned Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Similar to Rumpus??? Preposterous. A gay nurse gets a dunt in the face for trying it on with a farmers boyfriend, shits himself and immediately phones Mummy? Barking up the wrong tree there boyo.... Nae bad Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 You moving there then? Maybe. Link to comment
teamtarland Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 tarland's heaps better! Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 No. Did that when I was 21 min. In a bed. With a mate. These days I can handle my bodily functions I cant believe 4 hours has passed and not one person has questioned this statement @@Bluto10 Blootery bugs, Who was this mate ? Did you get Shit on him/her Did you shit on him/her when he/she withdrew???? Tarland or Tarlair used to have an outdoor sea fed swimming pool I used to frequent when i was younger Torphins is lovely in August Thats all I know Link to comment
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