spamspamspam Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 fuck of you plasticyou fucking chocolate yer ma's a mattress Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Cockabendy My wee cock sparra Cuntybollocks Fudgepacker Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 'Shan' - used to hear it loads, especially here in Edinburgh, but now seems to have all but vanished. 'Barry' - that's another one. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 'hoor'. Ooh ya hoor. Hoor o a drive etc 'Chocolate' is a great shout! Slightly controversial een - you fucking spastic Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 Kenny Ball - a phrase used to indicate that you felt someone had said something fanciful. Eg "I won a million on the lottery last night" "Aye, Kenny Ball!" Gem - an adjective indicating high quality "Thats pure gem byraway" Im interested in this "joey deacon" phrase which has been mentioned, someone pls explain. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted April 1, 2015 Site Sponsor Share Posted April 1, 2015 You fuckin whiter.Lol. Hivna heard that for years. Oft spouted in my younger days "Hemmin, fuck aff ye whiter". A fine turn of phrase. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Kenny Ball - a phrase used to indicate that you felt someone had said something fanciful. Eg "I won a million on the lottery last night" "Aye, Kenny Ball!" Gem - an adjective indicating high quality "Thats pure gem byraway" Im interested in this "joey deacon" phrase which has been mentioned, someone pls explain. One of my mates name transpired from Andrew to Joey in the late 70's early 80's based on his resemblance to Mr Joey Deacon.Joey Deacon was a poor crater whom Blue Peter thrust into the spotlight of unforgiving unpolitically correct cruel children through a serialisation of his life as what was termed a Spastic back then. Henceforth anyone who committed anything remotely Spazzy got nicknamed Joey.Sure there must be some YouTube footage, sure Ke1t will have a link 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 One of my mates name transpired from Andrew to Joey in the late 70's early 80's based on his resemblance to Mr Joey Deacon.Joey Deacon was a poor crater whom Blue Peter thrust into the spotlight of unforgiving unpolitically correct cruel children through a serialisation of his life as what was termed a Spastic back then. Henceforth anyone who committed anything remotely Spazzy got nicknamed Joey.Sure there must be some YouTube footage, sure Ke1t will have a link I'm sure there are a few Joey vids on the Youtubes, but any mention of the Blue Peters is inevitably going to result in the posting pics of the lovely Janet Ellis. There was actually a Smith and Jones sketch which today would see both Mel Smith (even though he's dead) and Griff Rhys Jones arrested under some 'malicious communications' law, which involved Mel and Griff pretending to be seriously handicapped, it was called "Smikes and Joey Try To Make A Cup of Tea". As you can imagine, there was tea everywhere... and everyone laughed. Smikes was the less famous British handicapped lad, now consigned to the mists of time. While everyone remembers Joey, no-one remembers Smikes. In fact so much so is Smikes forgotten that I'm not even entirely sure if Smikes is his actual name. It might even be Spike. Anyway, here's the lovely Janet Ellis as promised. She looked a lot like a chick I worked with back in the day, except the chick I worked with had DD titties, and was sexually frustrated given her fiance at the time was a halfwitted, asexual pig farmer who had actually given her a row for buying sexy lingerie. I think he preferred his pigs, the daft, brosie cunt.. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Fa di yi think yi are like? Fucking, ERCHIE? Link to comment
Redstar Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Loving Janet's nips I'd bust her asshole.Savile did that in the late seventies...while Glitter was teaching the infant Ellis Bextor about showbiz... Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Are folk called gaylords nowadays, You fucking dancer. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 sipet - meaning soaking wet. Nice Aberdonian word. "Gagging for it? She wis fuckin' sipet." Link to comment
Henry Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Loving Janet's nips I'd bust her asshole. Aye, haven't heard that one in ages! 2 Link to comment
Pudgie Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 sipet - meaning soaking wet. Nice Aberdonian word. "Gagging for it? She wis fuckin' sipet."Syrup as well. I've taken to hiding the sipet at work. Drives @@the legend killer feel! Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I'm on my chats Good shout from Razor 'imoln'. Palty Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 One of my mates name transpired from Andrew to Joey in the late 70's early 80's based on his resemblance to Mr Joey Deacon.Joey Deacon was a poor crater whom Blue Peter thrust into the spotlight of unforgiving unpolitically correct cruel children through a serialisation of his life as what was termed a Spastic back then. Henceforth anyone who committed anything remotely Spazzy got nicknamed Joey.Sure there must be some YouTube footage, sure Ke1t will have a link Thanks for the explanation. I googled him too, turns out his name was used as an insult across the UK. I learned a new word whilst reading up on this: Belming: The art of belming is to protrude your lower lip outwards by inserting your tongue between your lower teeth and lip and extending your tongue forwards so. The clear implication of belming at someone is that either; - You don't really believe a word they are saying.- You think they're a MONG and not really worthy of proper conduct. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Belming So, there you are "Belming" - I didnt know there was a word for making "that face" Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 "Dengis" (sp) was used as an insult among kids in the 80s. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 mink, or minker. Fuck off ye mink. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 mink, or minker. Fuck off ye mink. Not true. I say it everyime I see Clydeside Sheep post. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Not true. I say it everyime I see Clydeside Sheep post. Aye it's not particularly common down in Plymouth however.. Shame really.. It's such a great descriptive expression. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 Not true. I say it everyime I see Clydeside Sheep post. Thats enough from you, Joey Deacon. Link to comment
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